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Old 07-26-2023, 08:33 AM   #25551
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Do retailers charge these shoplifters after they drive away? Seems like with video inside the store & parking lot it would be pretty easy. The one with the gimpy leg should be easy to find.

Burlington store in Sacramento is raided by trio of female shoplifters who make VERY slow getaway pushing shopping carts filled with stolen booty | Daily Mail Online







It is interesting that retailers are making a conscious decision not to confront them (maybe have mall cops & like). You wouldn't think this is sustainable. As more and more of these get in the news, it's just going to snowball.

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Old 07-26-2023, 08:42 AM   #25552
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Stolen "booty" with that picture above. Ha!
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Old 07-26-2023, 08:43 AM   #25553
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Is that leg fat or does she have things stuffed into her pants?
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Old 07-26-2023, 09:01 AM   #25554
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I thought there was a coat stuffed in there, like one of those oversized winter coats
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Old 07-26-2023, 09:32 AM   #25555
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I mean, if the police weren't deciding which crimes to punish and which ones not to punish it wouldn't be so bad. But when they are 'too busy' or it 'won't be worth their effort', then it doesn't really matter what the retailer does. I feel like some of the stuff I've bought off ebay has been fenced. No other explanation for it really.



What's that the right says when black men are killed? If you don't break the law you don't have anything to worry about? I think this shows that isn't a valid take. Yes, there are very different criminal systems for people. It's not always color, and it's not always socioeconomic, but you can damn sure bet, it's there, and the relationship is statistically correlated.
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Old 07-26-2023, 10:16 AM   #25556
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I like how she guns the car out of there at the end. "We'd better get out of here before they get some identifying information on us!"
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Old 07-26-2023, 12:29 PM   #25557
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Give them the firing squad.
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Old 07-26-2023, 01:25 PM   #25558
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Give them the firing squad.
The whole point of this as a understand it is the law was changed so the most they can get is a misdemeanor. And since that is such small potatoes, the police aren't even wasting time to investigate these cases. It was a really, really dumb law change that is having serious consequences in areas that were affected. I don't know why or how any major chains have stayed in those areas.
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Old 07-26-2023, 02:15 PM   #25559
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Of the police, stores, prosecutors, state legislature, and local government leadership, the police have the least power about whether and how shoplifting is prosecuted in an area. Police themselves don't make as much policy as people think, they carry out the policy decided by others.

Most shoplifting isn't even reported. Stores don't want the police presence in their stores, employees are just told to ignore shoplifting. Shoplifters have figured this out. There's an overall lower appetite from prosecutors and local government leaders to prosecute any low level offenses, some of that based on expressed preferences from their communities through voting and other feedback. A lot of stores have closed. There was a San Francisco Whole Foods that lasted one year. I know someone that works at a Berkeley Whole Foods with similar issues. It's kind of a wild social experiment going on in Northern California and the Pacific Northwest. (and not just with shoplifting, but with the homeless population, traffic enforcement, etc.)

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Old 07-26-2023, 02:56 PM   #25560
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I'm off to the supermarket right now...

Watermelon may have the same properties as Viagra
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Old 07-26-2023, 05:12 PM   #25561
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Viagara is cheaper than watermelon
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Old 07-26-2023, 06:00 PM   #25562
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I eat watermelon almost every day.
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Old 07-26-2023, 06:16 PM   #25563
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I'm off to the supermarket right now...

Watermelon may have the same properties as Viagra

Try stealing stuff publicly and let us know if they confront you
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Old 07-26-2023, 08:54 PM   #25564
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Viagara is cheaper than watermelon

Depends.

I just ordered 30 sildenafil which is the generic viagra. Cost me $10 on Mark Cubans site. Would have been almost 1K through CVS.

https://costplusdrugs.com/medication...e-20mg-tablet/
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Old 07-26-2023, 09:52 PM   #25565
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this watermelon/viagra conversation broke me....i laughed out loud long and loud as the people i was with looked at me like i was nuts
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Old 07-27-2023, 02:18 AM   #25566
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I guess I meant generic Viagara but a good sized seedless bucks now, so surely that watermelon wouldn’t last a month so. I don’t know like three watermelon a month maybe like five, if you keep it in the fridge?

Cialis better.
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Old 07-27-2023, 10:02 AM   #25567
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I guess I meant generic Viagara but a good sized seedless bucks now, so surely that watermelon wouldn’t last a month so. I don’t know like three watermelon a month maybe like five, if you keep it in the fridge?

Cialis better.

So like...does that mean if you eat a seedless watermelon, you won't shoot sperm?
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Old 07-27-2023, 10:45 AM   #25568
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I think Mitch took too much acid and fried his brain. Syd Barrett did the "Standing and staring in space during a concert" thing too
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Old 07-27-2023, 10:56 AM   #25569
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I guess I meant generic Viagara but a good sized seedless bucks now, so surely that watermelon wouldn’t last a month so. I don’t know like three watermelon a month maybe like five, if you keep it in the fridge?

Cialis better.

Even the generic is super expensive. They were out of cialis.
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Old 07-27-2023, 01:25 PM   #25570
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I think Mitch took too much acid and fried his brain. Syd Barrett did the "Standing and staring in space during a concert" thing too
When I met Timothy Leary he didn't do that.
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Old 07-28-2023, 06:30 AM   #25571
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I'd like to try it just to try it, but pretty sure I won't like it.

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In celebration of National Mustard Day on August 5, the candy brand has partnered with French’s to make its first-ever mustard-flavored skittle. A press release describes the candies as having a “tangy mustard flavor” combined with the candy’s “iconic chewy texture” doused in a yellow coloring.

Don’t expect it to see it on store shelves – near the mustard or the candy aisle. People brave enough to try the new flavor can do that at French’s “Mustard Mobile” that’s stopping in three US cities, including Atlanta on July 31, Washington on August 2 and New York on August 5. (There’s a website for exact time and locations.)

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Old 07-28-2023, 06:33 AM   #25572
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I'd like to try it just to try it, but pretty sure I won't like it.

I'm going to be like Brave Sir Robbin and run away from this one.
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Old 07-28-2023, 06:40 AM   #25573
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Why did no one tell me that Jordan Peterson is actually a Command and Conquer villian!?!

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Old 07-28-2023, 06:48 AM   #25574
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I'm off to the supermarket right now...

Watermelon may have the same properties as Viagra

How'd the grocery shopping go? Get some watermelon or tried to nonchalantly steal anything?
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Old 07-28-2023, 10:39 PM   #25575
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When I met Timothy Leary he didn't do that.

YOU MET TIMOTHY LEARY?!?!?
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Old 07-29-2023, 09:27 PM   #25576
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I get helping out your adult children when there is 21+% percent unemployment but below solution in China is ridiculous.

If my kid was unemployed, it'd be room & board, help out with yardwork, run some errands, and continuous updates on job search progress. I know China doesn't have unemployment insurance like in the US, but heck if I'm going to pay anything extra, least of all the "national average salary" for my kid while unemployed.

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Many Americans got an allowance when they were children, a few dollars of pocket cash a week, usually in exchange for doing household chores. In China, youth unemployment is so bad now that some adult children being paid allowances as large as the national average salary, in exchange for basically being a kid.

On Chinese social media, the hashtags #FullTimeDaughter and #FullTimeSon have millions of views each. Full-time children get paid to be their parents' kids, including spending time with them, joining them on outings, and doing household chores. They serve as hybrids of kids and multitasking assistants who shop, cook, and clean for their parents. Most of these full-time children also have the benefit of free room and board in their parents’ homes.

Some numbers below on the scope of the problem ...

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Unemployment in the world’s second largest economy is a huge challenge, as three years of China’s draconian “zero COVID” policy greatly slowed the economy. In June, the unemployment rate for Chinese people aged 16 to 24 was a staggering 21.3%—an all-time high, up from 20.8% in May. With one in five Chinese Gen Zers out of work, the full-time child arrangement of earning a living wage for doing simple chores and hanging out with mom and dad can be appealing. Over 4,000 full-time children populate a community forum on the Chinese social site Douban.

Just think, China has 4,000+ Michael Rotondos in the making.


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Old 07-29-2023, 09:56 PM   #25577
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Dig a little deeper though than the article points out that this is a pretty small segment of the population, as it's really only affordable to the middle class and above.

Interestingly, China may have one of the broadest official definitions of "middle class" I've ever seen. The range (per the govt) is $7,250 to $62,500
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Old 07-29-2023, 09:58 PM   #25578
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I saw that.

But second quote did say 4,000+ and that is like 3,900 too many.
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Old 07-29-2023, 10:08 PM   #25579
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I saw that.

But second quote did say 4,000+ and that is like 3,900 too many.

Eh, there's around 230 million people in that demographic age cell in China.

I imagine we have more doing the same thing (at least effectively) in metro Atlanta alone
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Old 07-30-2023, 12:50 AM   #25580
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challenge of the day: say the most random thing.
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Old 07-30-2023, 07:56 AM   #25581
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YOU MET TIMOTHY LEARY?!?!?
Yeah. Dragoncon, somewhere between 87-90. I was working security, and I was his escort to and from panels. He was a nice.
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Old 07-30-2023, 07:59 AM   #25582
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Oh, James Doohan was a dick.
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Old 07-30-2023, 08:05 AM   #25583
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Oh, James Doohan was a dick.

I thought he was a Canadian
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Old 07-30-2023, 08:39 AM   #25584
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Yeah. Dragoncon, somewhere between 87-90. I was working security, and I was his escort to and from panels. He was a nice.

I have a friend who was the regular handler (I don't wanna say "escort" cause the friend is female and that'd just sound wrong lol) for several years for The Amazing Randi.
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Old 07-30-2023, 10:08 AM   #25585
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I thought he was a Canadian
Idk. He never apologized for being a dick.
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Old 07-30-2023, 10:11 AM   #25586
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I have a friend who was the regular handler (I don't wanna say "escort" cause the friend is female and that'd just sound wrong lol) for several years for The Amazing Randi.
I bet that was an interesting job. Sort of related and sort of not, my co-worker's brother played Max the magician on Saved By The Bell.
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Old 07-30-2023, 11:12 AM   #25587
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Since we're just name dropping random people, my sim partner for training a couple years back was the brother of one of the B list actors that starred in Saving Private Ryan (among other things).
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Old 07-30-2023, 11:28 AM   #25588
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Old 07-30-2023, 12:33 PM   #25589
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Calbert Cheaney spiked a volleyball on my foot at Sports Bar in Bloomington once. And Reggie Miller stole my stool in a bar in Indianapolis.
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Old 07-30-2023, 04:36 PM   #25590
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Old 07-30-2023, 05:01 PM   #25591
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Calbert Cheaney spiked a volleyball on my foot at Sports Bar in Bloomington once. And Reggie Miller stole my stool in a bar in Indianapolis.

I'll assume you mean barstool....
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Old 07-30-2023, 05:03 PM   #25592
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I worked at a country club in Cinci. Kenwood. Lots of famous members and guests. The coolest I ever met was Neil Armstrong. Johny Bench was a member and one I told him Piazza is a better hitter and I used to talk baseball with Paul Oneil a lot. He is actually a great guy.
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Old 07-31-2023, 08:22 AM   #25593
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I'll assume you mean barstool....

Nope. He stole my poop.
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Old 07-31-2023, 08:30 AM   #25594
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Am I the only one that JUST realized the NFL made the read option illegal? Granted maybe you could use Pistol Veer or a new formation and keep it relevant, but no forward handoffs is a massive change. Not really sure why it’s got no coverage?

I think it’s only illegal if it’s a forward handoff beyond the line of scrimmage. At least that’s what I’ve been able to piece together with some google
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Old 07-31-2023, 09:52 AM   #25595
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How often does a forward handoff beyond the LOS happen? Like on fumble plays, or the end of game lateral plays? Basically, anything that looks like a rugby scrum, I imagine. If that's the only intent of the rule, I wonder who thought it was so important that it needed to be outlawed.
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Old 07-31-2023, 10:44 AM   #25596
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I worked at a country club in Cinci. Kenwood. Lots of famous members and guests. The coolest I ever met was Neil Armstrong. Johny Bench was a member and one I told him Piazza is a better hitter and I used to talk baseball with Paul Oneil a lot. He is actually a great guy.

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Old 07-31-2023, 10:52 AM   #25597
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Maybe after that coup in Niger they can could put that Prince back on the throne and then he can stop asking us for our bank account information.
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Old 07-31-2023, 12:22 PM   #25598
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Maybe after that coup in Niger they can could put that Prince back on the throne and then he can stop asking us for our bank account information.

Good thought.

But mine were from Nigeria, and he didn't want my bank account info, he just wanted a win-win favor from me.
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Old 07-31-2023, 01:54 PM   #25599
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