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Old 06-12-2009, 06:08 PM   #2751
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I'll never understand the fear of bugs and spiders.

Then again, I'm sure most people wouldn't understand the depths of my fear of rodents.


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Old 06-12-2009, 06:34 PM   #2752
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Is that one of those horrible rodent things from Louisiana? A nutria?

I imagine they have nutria in Washington, there's sure plenty down here in Oregon.....I think they just get associated with Lousiana, cuz that's where people eat them.
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:48 PM   #2753
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Jesus, what does the word "cool" mean to some of you people!?!?!?

To me it meant animated gifs, but that fun is gone.
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Old 06-13-2009, 03:40 AM   #2754
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To me it meant animated gifs, but that fun is gone.

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Old 06-13-2009, 08:37 AM   #2755
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Old 06-13-2009, 01:20 PM   #2756
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The rodent doesn't disturb me.

What disturbs me is the girl has obviously viewed The Ring and has a week to live.
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Old 06-13-2009, 06:18 PM   #2757
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This has become something of an internet sensation in the last couple of days here. Hillsborough Street, which is the main drag running along the north side of NC State's campus, is undergoing a massive reconstruction at one end of campus. One creative NC State student apparently made off with a few barrels one night and brought them back in this altered state (I tried to see if I could find this as a smaller image somewhere, but couldn't do it):



The student got arrested for it, but there's been a groundswell of support for him and the monster and he might be getting off the hook as a result.
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Old 06-13-2009, 06:26 PM   #2758
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I really hope my tax dollars aren't paying for that vandalism

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Old 06-13-2009, 07:17 PM   #2759
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That's funny. Hopefully they can work an arrangement where he pays for the barrell he cut up and call it even.

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Old 06-14-2009, 07:00 PM   #2760
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Off some dude's web site.
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Old 06-15-2009, 12:46 AM   #2761
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Poor monkey...
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:51 PM   #2762
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Staged no doubt, but still funny.
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:56 PM   #2763
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:57 PM   #2764
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I like how there's bonus coin slot there too.
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Old 06-16-2009, 04:35 PM   #2765
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Old 06-16-2009, 04:36 PM   #2766
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Old 06-18-2009, 04:09 PM   #2767
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Old 06-19-2009, 08:22 AM   #2768
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Old 06-19-2009, 08:27 AM   #2769
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Sweet the OG Bumblebee. I was pissed they made him all glam.
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:38 AM   #2770
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:44 AM   #2771
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That is phenomenal
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Old 06-19-2009, 04:47 PM   #2772
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Old 06-20-2009, 10:13 PM   #2773
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Old 06-21-2009, 02:04 PM   #2774
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That just became my desktop background!
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Old 06-21-2009, 02:27 PM   #2775
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That just became my desktop background!

At first glance I thought you were talking about the picture of Tarzan and Cheatah.
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:09 AM   #2776
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not sure what you are trying to do but it isn't working
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Old 06-22-2009, 01:59 AM   #2777
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Old 06-22-2009, 09:38 AM   #2778
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That Hazardous Materials sheet is very well done, I must say, even if horribly sexist. Some clever writing there.
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Old 06-22-2009, 10:50 AM   #2779
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I think "Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen" is my personal favorite.
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Old 06-22-2009, 10:57 AM   #2780
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That Hazardous Materials sheet is very well done, I must say, even if horribly sexist. Some clever writing there.

The only part of the verbage I had a decent quibble with is "Poseession of more than one is posible but specimens must never make eye contact" could have just been "must never come into contact" and it would actually seem even more scientific

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Old 06-22-2009, 03:31 PM   #2781
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Old 06-22-2009, 04:34 PM   #2782
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Oh! That truck driver game...awesome.
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Old 06-22-2009, 04:36 PM   #2783
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:40 AM   #2784
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Someone had a lot of time on their hands.
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Old 06-23-2009, 02:18 PM   #2785
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Old 06-23-2009, 02:31 PM   #2786
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, I told my wife I was going to invent this the other day, but I am too late

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Old 06-23-2009, 02:32 PM   #2787
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WTF, how do you cut the stuff if you don't have a fork?!?!
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Old 06-23-2009, 02:37 PM   #2788
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WTF, how do you cut the stuff if you don't have a fork?!?!

Two splayds?
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Old 06-23-2009, 02:41 PM   #2789
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Two splayds?

Well then it's a useless all in one utensil. At least they made titanium sporks...
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Old 06-23-2009, 02:43 PM   #2790
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I would really like a t-shirt that says "got splayd?"

That's the only redeeming quality I can think of for that thing.
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Old 06-23-2009, 02:58 PM   #2791
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Well then it's a useless all in one utensil. At least they made titanium sporks...




How about some sort of hinge in the middle, so you can hold something in place and cut it at the same time?

I know...I'm reaching.
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Old 06-23-2009, 04:41 PM   #2792
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WTF, how do you cut the stuff if you don't have a fork?!?!

Not to mention the slicing of the corners of your mouth every time you insert and remove this thing.
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Old 06-23-2009, 08:53 PM   #2793
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Old 06-23-2009, 10:05 PM   #2794
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City digitally adds black guy to Fun Guide cover to make it more ‘inclusive’
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Old 06-23-2009, 10:44 PM   #2795
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Old 06-24-2009, 12:46 AM   #2796
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Old 06-24-2009, 07:20 AM   #2797
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Old 06-24-2009, 07:28 AM   #2798
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Old 06-24-2009, 07:29 AM   #2799
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Old 06-24-2009, 07:49 AM   #2800
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That is an unnatural hair color

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