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Old 02-05-2010, 09:58 AM   #4901
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Where'd the other girl go? Did she jump out of the picture?
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:02 AM   #4902
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Where'd the other girl go? Did she jump out of the picture?

She's hiding. One guess as to where.
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:05 AM   #4903
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:06 AM   #4904
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Where'd the other girl go? Did she jump out of the picture?

I wonder how many layers there might be to this onion...
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:34 AM   #4905
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I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be looking at in Senator's picture other than that the girl looks blue

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Old 02-05-2010, 10:40 AM   #4906
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I know, it is bigger on my pc and worth it (not blue), I think I will delete it. It is only jessica alba giving the tongue spin.
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:45 AM   #4907
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It is only jessica alba giving the tongue spin.

The word "only" doesn't belong in that sentence. There can be nothing "only" regarding this described scenario.
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Old 02-05-2010, 11:54 AM   #4908
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These are just a few pics from an album. Here's the link to all of the pics:

Photos of my models - a set on Flickr

The amazing thing is that the pics are all 1/24th scale models.
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Old 02-05-2010, 11:59 AM   #4909
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I know, it is bigger on my pc and worth it

That's what she said
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:02 PM   #4910
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:02 PM   #4911
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:03 PM   #4912
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:05 PM   #4913
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We were watching that episode at my cousin's house, and we thought his 3 year old was asleep until we heard him ask "Why is Mickey Mouse making that guy tap out?"
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:09 PM   #4914
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Oh God, I shouldn't laugh but that is hilarious.
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:26 PM   #4915
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It is funny, but what'shisface did have a point. There is one less girl in the bottom picture than there is in the top picture. Fifth girl from the left seemingly just disappears.

Edit - nm I found her. She's at Pumpy's house.
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:43 PM   #4916
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:45 PM   #4917
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Ok, I'm stumped. Where did the girl go in the second pic?
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:53 PM   #4918
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Ok, I'm stumped. Where did the girl go in the second pic?

Hint: nom nom nom
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Old 02-05-2010, 02:00 PM   #4919
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Old 02-05-2010, 02:11 PM   #4920
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Hint: nom nom nom

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Old 02-05-2010, 02:13 PM   #4921
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Ok, I'm stumped. Where did the girl go in the second pic?

I don't think that is what people think is funny. It's just that the girl on the right that didn't jump. For some reason people find humor in that she didn't jump...
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Old 02-05-2010, 02:14 PM   #4922
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The girl on the far right doesn't have much hops.
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Old 02-05-2010, 02:20 PM   #4923
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I don't think that is what people think is funny. It's just that the girl on the right that didn't jump. For some reason people find humor in that she didn't jump...

yeah, but i'm legit wondering where she went anyways
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Old 02-05-2010, 02:24 PM   #4924
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What the girl on the right lacked in vertical the girl who isn't in the second picture made up for. She'd reappear on her way down if there were a third picture in the series.
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Old 02-05-2010, 04:42 PM   #4925
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I don't think that is what people think is funny. It's just that the girl on the right that didn't jump. For some reason people find humor in that she didn't jump...

It isn't that she didn't jump, it's that she had already landed from her jump. I guess she was REALLY quick because she apparently ate the other girl in between pictures, too.
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Old 02-05-2010, 06:19 PM   #4926
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Old 02-05-2010, 06:26 PM   #4927
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Old 02-05-2010, 06:47 PM   #4928
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Old 02-05-2010, 06:51 PM   #4929
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Old 02-05-2010, 07:06 PM   #4930
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Old 02-05-2010, 07:08 PM   #4931
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Where is she???

Hell if I know. Garmisch for all I care.
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Old 02-05-2010, 07:12 PM   #4932
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This thread needs the return of the greatest animated gif ever.

So here it is.

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Old 02-05-2010, 07:13 PM   #4933
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Old 02-05-2010, 07:18 PM   #4934
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Old 02-05-2010, 09:39 PM   #4935
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Old 02-05-2010, 09:40 PM   #4936
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I don't think that is what people think is funny. It's just that the girl on the right that didn't jump. For some reason people find humor in that she didn't jump...

....or rather it's funny precisely because that's how she jumps...err, something like that.
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Old 02-05-2010, 09:43 PM   #4937
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....or rather it's funny precisely because that's how she jumps...err, something like that.

Ya, in the first picture she looks like shes planning to jump, knees bent and all...but gravity can be a bitch sometimes
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Old 02-06-2010, 10:16 AM   #4938
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Ya, in the first picture she looks like shes planning to jump, knees bent and all...but gravity can be a bitch sometimes

Actually, she was the only one who jumped. The second picture is right after she landed and the shockwave has sent all the others skyward. One even got bounced right out of the picture.
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Old 02-06-2010, 02:24 PM   #4939
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I get the appeal of the Jessica Alba gif and everything, but dear lord, her expression for the first half-second makes her look like a complete airhead. It's like one of those things that should be insignificant, but it ruins the whole thing for me and I can't watch it without wanting to punch something anymore.

Then again, I eat paste.
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Old 02-06-2010, 02:41 PM   #4940
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I get the appeal of the Jessica Alba gif and everything, but dear lord, her expression for the first half-second makes her look like a complete airhead. It's like one of those things that should be insignificant, but it ruins the whole thing for me and I can't watch it without wanting to punch something anymore.

Then again, I eat paste.

Okay Seinfeld.
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Old 02-07-2010, 11:22 AM   #4942
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I look at that and first impression is it's post exam and that's not a colored glove.

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Old 02-07-2010, 01:01 PM   #4946
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I get the appeal of the Jessica Alba gif and everything, but dear lord, her expression for the first half-second makes her look like a complete airhead. It's like one of those things that should be insignificant, but it ruins the whole thing for me and I can't watch it without wanting to punch something anymore.

I would have bet a large sum that this quote would have come from Izulde over the rest of the field.
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