The Cheatinator

Kodos · 05-17-2011, 08:14 AM

I guess Arnold had a baby with another woman 10 years ago. Nice job, jerk.

Ksyrup · 05-17-2011, 08:16 AM

"I did, in fact, cheat on my wife. It's not a RUM-AH!"

stevew · 05-17-2011, 08:18 AM

Maybe he thought Maria was going to die of cancer, so he figured why not?

Kodos · 05-17-2011, 08:19 AM

I hear his next movie The Sexual Predator.

Ksyrup · 05-17-2011, 08:20 AM

Maybe he was afraid he was going to break skeletor.

Suburban Rhythm · 05-17-2011, 08:28 AM

He probably walked around the place commando

Desnudo · 05-17-2011, 08:30 AM

Sounds like he won't be back

Logan · 05-17-2011, 08:31 AM

He's lucky they weren't Twins.

Logan · 05-17-2011, 08:32 AM

He Totally Recalled pulling out.

Coffee Warlord · 05-17-2011, 08:35 AM

He is prolly regretting he didn't tell his mistress to Terminate.

M GO BLUE!!! · 05-17-2011, 08:36 AM

Surprised that, considering the circumstances, they didn't go to a pregnancy Terminator.

Lathum · 05-17-2011, 08:37 AM

Baby daddy is the running man

Neon_Chaos · 05-17-2011, 08:37 AM

On the 6th Day, Arnold made a baby.

Neon_Chaos · 05-17-2011, 08:37 AM

All these insinuations about Arnold must be True Lies!

M GO BLUE!!! · 05-17-2011, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

He is prolly regretting he didn't tell his mistress to Terminate.

Damn you!

Ok, I'll try this again...

Sounds like he's getting a Raw Deal.

Neon_Chaos · 05-17-2011, 08:39 AM

Surely his kids with Maria are Collateral Damage to the fallout of their separation.

Suburban Rhythm · 05-17-2011, 08:44 AM

So, he was pumping more than iron?

M GO BLUE!!! · 05-17-2011, 08:44 AM

I have to watch tonight for the monologue on Conan.

fantom1979 · 05-17-2011, 08:45 AM

It amazes me how he was able to use his Eraser on this kid for 10 years.

Coffee Warlord · 05-17-2011, 08:46 AM

Word is, he was originally going to Cop to it when the kid went to Kindergarten, but he changed his mind.

stevew · 05-17-2011, 08:48 AM

Is the kid named Arnold Junior?

Lathum · 05-17-2011, 08:48 AM

Anyone who does this is a barbarian.

Maple Leafs · 05-17-2011, 08:49 AM

More like SPERMinator, am I right?

(Looks around for a high-five.)

(Doesn't get one.)

(Goes home, drinks, eats bottle of pills.)

stevew · 05-17-2011, 08:49 AM

He is the Last Action Hero I would expect something like this from.

Kodos · 05-17-2011, 08:50 AM

Where was SkyNet when he really needed it?

Lathum · 05-17-2011, 08:51 AM

Mistress must have been getting paid the last ten years to keep quiet. Bet she is gonna jingle all the way to the bank.

Kodos · 05-17-2011, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

He is the Last Action Hero I would expect something like this from.

Props to this one.

lighthousekeeper · 05-17-2011, 09:04 AM

Supposedly his opeing line to her was: "I want to pump ... *clap* ... you up."

JeeberD · 05-17-2011, 09:06 AM

This thread is the End of Days...

Coffee Warlord · 05-17-2011, 09:21 AM

He's going to take some Heat from some Red states over this.

Coffee Warlord · 05-17-2011, 09:31 AM

At least the child now knows Who His Daddy Is And What He Does.

Ksyrup · 05-17-2011, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Word is, he was originally going to Cop to it when the kid went to Kindergarten, but he changed his mind.

Instead, he gave Junior a Raw Deal. That's the Rundown I heard, anyway.

Ksyrup · 05-17-2011, 10:21 AM

Saw this one on another site:

The Bang-A- Maider

JediKooter · 05-17-2011, 10:39 AM

Excellent thread gentlemen.

molson · 05-17-2011, 12:56 PM

Seems like there's going to be some "rocky" times ahead. I'm sure the attorneys will put Arnold "under siege".

Oh wait....

Blackadar · 05-17-2011, 01:43 PM

He made sure to use his Eraser on Junior, otherwise it would have been Judgement Day at the polls and the End of Days for his political career.

JediKooter · 05-17-2011, 02:02 PM

Remember when I said I would fuck you last?

I lied.

05-17-2011, 08:16 AM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	"I did, in fact, cheat on my wife. It's not a RUM-AH!" __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-17-2011, 08:19 AM	#4
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I hear his next movie The Sexual Predator. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

05-17-2011, 08:20 AM	#5
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Maybe he was afraid he was going to break skeletor. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-17-2011, 08:28 AM	#6
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	He probably walked around the place commando __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

05-17-2011, 08:37 AM	#13
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	On the 6th Day, Arnold made a baby. __________________ Come and see.

05-17-2011, 08:18 AM	#3
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Maybe he thought Maria was going to die of cancer, so he figured why not?

05-17-2011, 08:30 AM	#7
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Sounds like he won't be back

05-17-2011, 08:31 AM	#8
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	He's lucky they weren't Twins.

05-17-2011, 08:32 AM	#9
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	He Totally Recalled pulling out.

05-17-2011, 08:35 AM	#10
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	He is prolly regretting he didn't tell his mistress to Terminate.

05-17-2011, 08:36 AM	#11
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Surprised that, considering the circumstances, they didn't go to a pregnancy Terminator.

05-17-2011, 08:37 AM	#12
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Baby daddy is the running man

05-17-2011, 08:39 AM	#16
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	Surely his kids with Maria are Collateral Damage to the fallout of their separation. __________________ Come and see.

05-17-2011, 08:44 AM	#17
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	So, he was pumping more than iron? __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

05-17-2011, 08:45 AM	#19
fantom1979 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Sterling Heights, Mi	It amazes me how he was able to use his Eraser on this kid for 10 years.

05-17-2011, 08:46 AM	#20
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Word is, he was originally going to Cop to it when the kid went to Kindergarten, but he changed his mind.

05-17-2011, 08:48 AM	#21
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Is the kid named Arnold Junior?

05-17-2011, 08:49 AM	#23
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	More like SPERMinator, am I right? (Looks around for a high-five.) (Doesn't get one.) (Goes home, drinks, eats bottle of pills.) __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

05-17-2011, 08:50 AM	#25
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Where was SkyNet when he really needed it? __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

05-17-2011, 08:51 AM	#26
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Mistress must have been getting paid the last ten years to keep quiet. Bet she is gonna jingle all the way to the bank.

05-17-2011, 09:04 AM	#28
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Supposedly his opeing line to her was: "I want to pump ... clap ... you up." __________________ ... Last edited by lighthousekeeper : 05-17-2011 at 09:04 AM.

05-17-2011, 09:06 AM	#29
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	This thread is the End of Days... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-17-2011, 09:21 AM	#30
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	He's going to take some Heat from some Red states over this.

05-17-2011, 09:31 AM	#31
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	At least the child now knows Who His Daddy Is And What He Does.

05-17-2011, 10:21 AM	#33
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Saw this one on another site: The Bang-A- Maider __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-17-2011, 10:39 AM	#34
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Excellent thread gentlemen. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-17-2011, 12:56 PM	#35
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	Seems like there's going to be some "rocky" times ahead. I'm sure the attorneys will put Arnold "under siege". Oh wait....

05-17-2011, 01:43 PM	#36
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	He made sure to use his Eraser on Junior, otherwise it would have been Judgement Day at the polls and the End of Days for his political career.

05-17-2011, 02:02 PM	#37
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Remember when I said I would fuck you last? I lied. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

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