Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 66: Kate Upton - Page 2

cuervo72 · 12-09-2011, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Cruise even the so-so section of sorority row & you'll see a half-dozen girls who look like this girl. And I'm not exactly prone to handing out praise for anything associated with UGA.

Granted, this time of year they're likely to have on more clothes than the girl in the pictures but it's not an uncommon look.

If that's the case, I really should have strolled through my aunt's FB friends list more while it was still accessible (she was heavily involved in a sorority there until recently).

wade moore · 12-09-2011, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by RedKingGold

Hot or Not needs to be discontinued, people are just voting "no" out of spite from previous polls.

I'm starting to think there is a certain amount of this going on. People voting not for anyone that isn't their pet projects.

Not saying there's a lot or anything, but I think it's definitely happening.

BrianD · 12-09-2011, 08:16 AM

This might be the first one I had to think about for a while before voting. I'm sure not knowing who she was added to that. There just seemed to be a number of features making either vote seem not quite right.

cody8200 · 12-09-2011, 08:17 AM

Incredibly hot. Duh.

DaddyTorgo · 12-09-2011, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by wade moore

I'm starting to think there is a certain amount of this going on. People voting not for anyone that isn't their pet projects.

Not saying there's a lot or anything, but I think it's definitely happening.

Yeah...for sure.

wade moore · 12-09-2011, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

This might be the first one I had to think about for a while before voting. I'm sure not knowing who she was added to that. There just seemed to be a number of features making either vote seem not quite right.

This was me.

There seems to be some large variance in the photos AND videos.

In the end, I found myself voting hot. But if you picked certain photos and videos only, I'd vote not.

Matthean · 12-09-2011, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I think age definitely has something to do with it. I'm atracted to women more my age, imperfections and all. In the original set of pics, the bottom-right shot she looks like she's maybe 16. Total turn-off.

+1. It's why someone like Zooey ranks higher for me. I can see somebody who is 24 saying she is hot while somebody who is 44 saying she isn't. It's tough for a younger person to really understand until they get old enough to say, "She is young enough to be my daughter."

Even factoring in the age, I don't see her near what I would consider a top 5 SI model and maybe not even top 10. Love the video though.

Buccaneer · 12-09-2011, 08:39 AM

Two questions. Those of you complaining in this poll (always interesting to see which group starts acting like Izulde...oops...immature virgins), don't you think that age difference (or someone so young) can be or should be a factor in voting?

Since it's trendy to vote only for a hot body that moves, don't you think that long-time married guys here perhaps would use a different set of criteria (i.e., removing fuckability from the equation)?

cuervo72 · 12-09-2011, 08:52 AM

Define "long-time." Because I've been married for nearly 14, and I'm not removing that from the question.

DaddyTorgo · 12-09-2011, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Two questions. Those of you complaining in this poll (always interesting to see which group starts acting like Izulde...oops...immature virgins), don't you think that age difference (or someone so young) can be or should be a factor in voting?

Since it's trendy to vote only for a hot body that moves, don't you think that long-time married guys here perhaps would use a different set of criteria (i.e., removing fuckability from the equation)?

If age difference is really being factored in then we probably need two separate polls - one for the older folks and one for the younger. Or one for "women 30+" and one for "women under 30"

JonInMiddleGA · 12-09-2011, 09:03 AM

I don't know if you need to remove anything from the equation, that's kind of changing the purpose isn't it? I mean, the poll is about "hot", not "would you do her".

The standard for the former is, most likely, higher than the standard for the latter. Isn't "hot" in the eye of the beholder (or beerholder as the case may be)?

I think this is one of the most borderline cases I've seen so far. I get a consistent vibe something along the lines of "she ought to be" but I can't quite get to the point of going "yeah, she's definitely". I'd have no problem saying she's "warmer than room temperature" but that's different than "hot". I've, umm, done far worse & under the right circumstances wouldn't have kicked her out of bed unless she liked it that way, but that's different than "hot" too.

JonInMiddleGA · 12-09-2011, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

If age difference is really being factored in then we probably need two separate polls - one for the older folks and one for the younger. Or one for "women 30+" and one for "women under 30"

Wouldn't "voters 30+" and "voters under 30" cut to the chase better?

Matthean · 12-09-2011, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

After this video there was an option to watch her at a Jets game. I think I lost brain cells listening to her talk.

MJ4H · 12-09-2011, 09:16 AM

One of the hottest women to ever grace the earth.

RomaGoth · 12-09-2011, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

I get a consistent vibe something along the lines of "she ought to be" but I can't quite get to the point of going "yeah, she's definitely". I'd have no problem saying she's "warmer than room temperature" but that's different than "hot". I've, umm, done far worse & under the right circumstances wouldn't have kicked her out of bed unless she liked it that way, but that's different than "hot" too.

This.

Suicane75 · 12-09-2011, 09:34 AM

I really think some of you guys are putting way to much thought into these things.

Flasch186 · 12-09-2011, 09:52 AM

incredibly enough I find her much hotter when she has her clothes on. Im tempted to vote not due to that. Im going to wait and think on this a bit.

Suicane75 · 12-09-2011, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

incredibly enough I find her much hotter when she has her clothes on. Im tempted to vote not due to that. Im going to wait and think on this a bit.

I'm just curious as to what about her body there is to dislike? Is it the full, perfect breasts? The lovely hips? The flat stomach? The gorgeous legs?

Toddzilla · 12-09-2011, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Until I died. I mean this. I would do it to her until I died. I would not stop until my heart exploded. I would look down between us and say "my god, look what I'm doing to you" and then I would have most massive and insane heart attack ever on record. Then they'd have to pry my corpse off of her with the mother fucking jaws of life.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Toddzilla · 12-09-2011, 10:05 AM

I don't think it would be possible, in the next thousand years, with every advancement known to man and god, to possible come up with a more perfect specimen of HOT than Kate Upton.

Toddzilla · 12-09-2011, 10:06 AM

These polls should be forever renamed Kate Upton or Not.

DaddyTorgo · 12-09-2011, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Toddzilla

I don't think it would be possible, in the next thousand years, with every advancement known to man and god, to possible come up with a more perfect specimen of HOT than Kate Upton.

I dunno - if we're going with SI Swimsuit models I'd prefer Brooklyn Decker I think.

DanGarion · 12-09-2011, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by jbergey22

I think Dan is manipulating the voting

After watching the video the pics did her a disservice.

Find me better pictures. Honestly I went though 7 pages on Google Images and it's the same face over and over.

DanGarion · 12-09-2011, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by wade moore

I'm starting to think there is a certain amount of this going on. People voting not for anyone that isn't their pet projects.

Not saying there's a lot or anything, but I think it's definitely happening.

I actually thought she was hot till I started looking for pictures to post on here for HoN.

Logan · 12-09-2011, 10:43 AM

Hot. And as I posted in another thread, it makes my blood boil that she's fucking Mark Sanchez.

cuervo72 · 12-09-2011, 11:07 AM

cuervo72 · 12-09-2011, 11:08 AM

I like this one too (rather large though).

http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/B...497/253136.jpg

...and this one also I suppose.

CrimsonFox · 12-09-2011, 11:24 AM

Are you sure that's not a mannequin?

Rizon · 12-09-2011, 11:26 AM

Tina Fey 78%
Kate Upton 73%

DanGarion · 12-09-2011, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Tina Fey 78%
Kate Upton 73%

Sounds about right. I find Tina Fey much more overall attractive. I'd actually like to have a conversation with her, because I know it wouldn't focus around how hot she thinks she is. This isn't would you bang her, it's hot or not. Hotness is more than looks, IMO.

But that last picture of Kate Upton is pretty fucking hot.

Matthean · 12-09-2011, 11:50 AM

People say someone isn't hot because she isn't celebrity hot. Now people are amazed that an SI girl who you couldn't distinguish from the vast majority of other SI models is somehow not deemed hot. Let's see, from the good old days of SI I would pick Kathy Ireland, Heidi Klum, Cindy Crawford, Elle McPherson, Tyra Banks, and Rebecca Romijn as being hotter. Freida Pinto isn't even a SI model and I would consider her hotter.

johnnyshaka · 12-09-2011, 11:51 AM

I like curves...she's got great curves...and they are natural, too, which for me is a bonus.

MJ4H · 12-09-2011, 11:54 AM

This is like a proof of concept that this is a bad idea via reductio ad absurdum.

BlackJack · 12-09-2011, 12:15 PM

Anyone who voted no on this needs to just get it over with and come screaming out of the closet.

cuervo72 · 12-09-2011, 12:22 PM

Gold, Rizon.

Also, I didn't know that the poll was now "Overall Attractive or Not." Or "this girl is hotter because she might actually talk to me."

Almost backs up my ponderings this morning:

9:55:01 am [cuervo72]: yeah, apparently married men aren't supposed to find Kate Upton hot
9:56:21 am [Morgado]: perhaps he needs to revisit the descriptor "sexy" - there's a reason we call it "sex appeal"
[The FOxL Lounge!]: QuikSand has entered at 9:56:30 am
9:56:38 am [cuervo72]: yeah, wanted to follow up
9:56:39 am [Morgado]: fuckability is exactly the point
9:56:44 am [Morgado]: hey quik
9:56:52 am [cuervo72]: I mean, what is supposed to be hot? the way my wife drives the kids in the minivan?
9:56:56 am [QuikSand]: SPEAKING OF TEH SEXAY
9:57:07 am [Morgado]: oh baby, you cook them ribs so goooood
9:57:19 am [QuikSand]: i confess that the depth of my research is not vast...
9:57:31 am [cuervo72]: cooking, thought of mentioning that
9:57:36 am [QuikSand]: but I would have pegged Kate Upton as a 99%er, to borrow a contemporary phrase
9:57:38 am [wademoore]: [cuervo72]: yeah, apparently married men aren't supposed to find Kate Upton hot <-- more specifically, I think married men aren't supposed to care about sex
9:57:39 am [Morgado]: that's exactly my reaction, cuervo
9:57:43 am [cuervo72]: (which wives do less and less of)
9:57:49 am [Morgado]: and I think wade has it right
9:57:59 am [QuikSand]: but i refuse to play the game over there
9:57:59 am [Morgado]: YOU NAUGHTY BOY, YOU
9:58:05 am [QuikSand]: i'll bish a bit here, but thats prob my limit
9:58:07 am [cuervo72]: is it possible she's TOO hot, and she's wrapping around the scale for these folks?
9:58:09 am [wademoore]: Quik; fwiw, she's not the hottest one that we've voted on this time around for me, but i see where you're coming from
9:58:15 am [Morgado]: lolz
9:58:17 am [QuikSand]: Atari Physics ftw
9:58:21 am [Morgado]: wrapping around the scale

DanGarion · 12-09-2011, 12:23 PM

Rizon · 12-09-2011, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Gold, Rizon.

Also, I didn't know that the poll was now "Overall Attractive or Not." Or "this girl is hotter because she might actually talk to me."

Almost backs up my ponderings this morning:

9:55:01 am [cuervo72]: yeah, apparently married men aren't supposed to find Kate Upton hot
9:56:21 am [Morgado]: perhaps he needs to revisit the descriptor "sexy" - there's a reason we call it "sex appeal"
[The FOxL Lounge!]: QuikSand has entered at 9:56:30 am
9:56:38 am [cuervo72]: yeah, wanted to follow up
9:56:39 am [Morgado]: fuckability is exactly the point
9:56:44 am [Morgado]: hey quik
9:56:52 am [cuervo72]: I mean, what is supposed to be hot? the way my wife drives the kids in the minivan?
9:56:56 am [QuikSand]: SPEAKING OF TEH SEXAY
9:57:07 am [Morgado]: oh baby, you cook them ribs so goooood
9:57:19 am [QuikSand]: i confess that the depth of my research is not vast...
9:57:31 am [cuervo72]: cooking, thought of mentioning that
9:57:36 am [QuikSand]: but I would have pegged Kate Upton as a 99%er, to borrow a contemporary phrase
9:57:38 am [wademoore]: [cuervo72]: yeah, apparently married men aren't supposed to find Kate Upton hot <-- more specifically, I think married men aren't supposed to care about sex
9:57:39 am [Morgado]: that's exactly my reaction, cuervo
9:57:43 am [cuervo72]: (which wives do less and less of)
9:57:49 am [Morgado]: and I think wade has it right
9:57:59 am [QuikSand]: but i refuse to play the game over there
9:57:59 am [Morgado]: YOU NAUGHTY BOY, YOU
9:58:05 am [QuikSand]: i'll bish a bit here, but thats prob my limit
9:58:07 am [cuervo72]: is it possible she's TOO hot, and she's wrapping around the scale for these folks?
9:58:09 am [wademoore]: Quik; fwiw, she's not the hottest one that we've voted on this time around for me, but i see where you're coming from
9:58:15 am [Morgado]: lolz
9:58:17 am [QuikSand]: Atari Physics ftw
9:58:21 am [Morgado]: wrapping around the scale

This, and the INES (Internet Nerd Elitist Syndrome), where guys don't want to admit a hot girl is hot because it is conformist or something. Like they get their Nerd License revoked if they admit they krispy kreme their pants when a hot girl walks by or don't say the homely 4/10 is the hottest chick on the planet cause she reads Dostoevsky and has a nice smile.

DanGarion · 12-09-2011, 12:41 PM

I love how no one can have opinions unless they agree with your own, I know I do this as well, but it's funny none the less.

Autumn · 12-09-2011, 12:43 PM

I think you're probably right. She's basically scoring 170% right now, so it's just showing up as 70%. Dan didn't have enough digits in the poll.

spleen1015 · 12-09-2011, 12:44 PM

I voted hot not because I think she is hot, but because I am afraid of Pumpy.

CrimsonFox · 12-09-2011, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

That's not Kate right? Isn't this Community? Just checking because this is indeed very hot.

DanGarion · 12-09-2011, 12:52 PM

This just goes to show that we ALL need to just respect the fact that we ALL have differing opinions on what we ALL consider sexy. Just like we ALL have differing opinions on the types of TV shows we like.

Autumn · 12-09-2011, 12:53 PM

DanGarion · 12-09-2011, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

That's not Kate right? Isn't this Community? Just checking because this is indeed very hot.

Yes it's Annie on Community, I'm just spreading the hotness around.

CrimsonFox · 12-09-2011, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Yes it's Annie on Community, I'm just spreading the hotness around.

well ho Ho HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DanGarion · 12-09-2011, 12:54 PM

That picture was sexy when Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford did it 20 years ago.

Autumn · 12-09-2011, 12:59 PM

Yes, Claudia was a Guess girl too.

I for one support women to continue to pose in hot photos for all of eternity.

You guys are sounding so, so, soooooo old.

"Get off my lawn with your Kate Upton. Now Kathy Ireland, there's a girl I jerked off to back in the day. And we didn't even have your internets."

CrimsonFox · 12-09-2011, 12:59 PM

Alison Brie eh? I like her. Okay I need to start watching this show. Hopefully I can find it online.

BrianD · 12-09-2011, 01:07 PM

Not to go all logical in one of these threads, but I wonder how much recognizability plays into these votes? We have all seen so many pictures of random women that seeing another random person doesn't really have much impact. But take someone we recognize and we can easily link them to that one scene in whatever movie where she was really hot.

cuervo72 · 12-09-2011, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

You guys are sounding so, so, soooooo old.

"Get off my lawn with your Kate Upton. Now Kathy Ireland, there's a girl I jerked off to back in the day. And we didn't even have your internets."

Well, at least we're not having a Lucille Ball vs. Sophia Loren argument.

View Poll Results: Kate Upton, Hot? or Not?
Hot!	126	71.59%
Not!	50	28.41%
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12-09-2011, 08:52 AM	#59
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Define "long-time." Because I've been married for nearly 14, and I'm not removing that from the question. __________________ null

12-09-2011, 09:03 AM	#61
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	I don't know if you need to remove anything from the equation, that's kind of changing the purpose isn't it? I mean, the poll is about "hot", not "would you do her". The standard for the former is, most likely, higher than the standard for the latter. Isn't "hot" in the eye of the beholder (or beerholder as the case may be)? I think this is one of the most borderline cases I've seen so far. I get a consistent vibe something along the lines of "she ought to be" but I can't quite get to the point of going "yeah, she's definitely". I'd have no problem saying she's "warmer than room temperature" but that's different than "hot". I've, umm, done far worse & under the right circumstances wouldn't have kicked her out of bed unless she liked it that way, but that's different than "hot" too. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

12-09-2011, 09:52 AM	#67
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	incredibly enough I find her much hotter when she has her clothes on. Im tempted to vote not due to that. Im going to wait and think on this a bit. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

12-09-2011, 11:08 AM	#77
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	I like this one too (rather large though). http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/B...497/253136.jpg ...and this one also I suppose. Last edited by cuervo72 : 12-09-2011 at 11:11 AM.

12-09-2011, 08:16 AM	#53
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	This might be the first one I had to think about for a while before voting. I'm sure not knowing who she was added to that. There just seemed to be a number of features making either vote seem not quite right.

12-09-2011, 08:17 AM	#54
cody8200 High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2000	Incredibly hot. Duh.

12-09-2011, 08:39 AM	#58
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Two questions. Those of you complaining in this poll (always interesting to see which group starts acting like Izulde...oops...immature virgins), don't you think that age difference (or someone so young) can be or should be a factor in voting? Since it's trendy to vote only for a hot body that moves, don't you think that long-time married guys here perhaps would use a different set of criteria (i.e., removing fuckability from the equation)?

12-09-2011, 09:16 AM	#64
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	One of the hottest women to ever grace the earth.

12-09-2011, 09:34 AM	#66
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I really think some of you guys are putting way to much thought into these things.

12-09-2011, 10:05 AM	#70
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	I don't think it would be possible, in the next thousand years, with every advancement known to man and god, to possible come up with a more perfect specimen of HOT than Kate Upton.

12-09-2011, 10:06 AM	#71
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	These polls should be forever renamed Kate Upton or Not.

12-09-2011, 10:43 AM	#75
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Hot. And as I posted in another thread, it makes my blood boil that she's fucking Mark Sanchez.

12-09-2011, 11:07 AM	#76
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland

12-09-2011, 11:24 AM	#78
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	Are you sure that's not a mannequin?

12-09-2011, 11:50 AM	#81
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	People say someone isn't hot because she isn't celebrity hot. Now people are amazed that an SI girl who you couldn't distinguish from the vast majority of other SI models is somehow not deemed hot. Let's see, from the good old days of SI I would pick Kathy Ireland, Heidi Klum, Cindy Crawford, Elle McPherson, Tyra Banks, and Rebecca Romijn as being hotter. Freida Pinto isn't even a SI model and I would consider her hotter. __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

12-09-2011, 11:51 AM	#82
johnnyshaka College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Edmonton, AB	I like curves...she's got great curves...and they are natural, too, which for me is a bonus.

12-09-2011, 11:54 AM	#83
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	This is like a proof of concept that this is a bad idea via reductio ad absurdum.

12-09-2011, 12:15 PM	#84
BlackJack n00b Join Date: Mar 2008	Anyone who voted no on this needs to just get it over with and come screaming out of the closet.

12-09-2011, 12:23 PM	#86
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	__________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-09-2011, 12:41 PM	#88
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	I love how no one can have opinions unless they agree with your own, I know I do this as well, but it's funny none the less. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-09-2011, 12:43 PM	#89
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I think you're probably right. She's basically scoring 170% right now, so it's just showing up as 70%. Dan didn't have enough digits in the poll.

12-09-2011, 12:44 PM	#90
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	I voted hot not because I think she is hot, but because I am afraid of Pumpy.

12-09-2011, 12:52 PM	#92
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	This just goes to show that we ALL need to just respect the fact that we ALL have differing opinions on what we ALL consider sexy. Just like we ALL have differing opinions on the types of TV shows we like. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-09-2011, 12:53 PM	#93
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME

12-09-2011, 12:54 PM	#96
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	That picture was sexy when Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford did it 20 years ago. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-09-2011, 12:59 PM	#97
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Yes, Claudia was a Guess girl too. I for one support women to continue to pose in hot photos for all of eternity. You guys are sounding so, so, soooooo old. "Get off my lawn with your Kate Upton. Now Kathy Ireland, there's a girl I jerked off to back in the day. And we didn't even have your internets."

12-09-2011, 01:07 PM	#99
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	Not to go all logical in one of these threads, but I wonder how much recognizability plays into these votes? We have all seen so many pictures of random women that seeing another random person doesn't really have much impact. But take someone we recognize and we can easily link them to that one scene in whatever movie where she was really hot.

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