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Old 06-15-2012, 04:44 PM   #1
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Your own personal venn diagram

I think about this from time to time. What categories or classifications, with the least absurdity possible, can be overlaid to create an intersection that *probably* includes nobody in the entire multiverse other than you, personally.

Hard to score this as a contest, but the peanut gallery will award points based on categories including intriguing, humorous, and insightful.

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Old 06-15-2012, 05:04 PM   #2
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Up until a couple years ago, when "Noah" became one of the hottest baby names out there, I could probably have gotten down to me with just a Venn of my first name and my last name.
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Old 06-15-2012, 05:09 PM   #3
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Old 06-15-2012, 06:22 PM   #4
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"least absurdity possible"? I'm stumped.
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Old 06-15-2012, 06:31 PM   #5
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Sorry, had to tend to family stuff. As always, the recursive process of rephrasing and clarifying will now proceed to vampire the fun out of the enterprise.

What I want to avoid is banal crap like "people with my social security number" or "people born at 11:18am on February 9th, 1977 in Memphis." What I want, as an example, might be more like "people with extra joints in their second toes" or "people who think George Lazenby was the best movie James Bond."
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Old 06-15-2012, 07:53 PM   #6
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"people who think George Lazenby was the best movie James Bond."

I have to presume this brings back a null value.
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Old 06-15-2012, 08:16 PM   #7
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Old 06-15-2012, 08:34 PM   #8
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Old 06-15-2012, 08:47 PM   #9
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Upon further reflection, I'm not certain I need a non-trivial distinction apart from the category "Men who lost their girlfriends to Neil Patrick Harris". However, we'll intersect that with the category "People who own full cricket kits".
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Old 06-15-2012, 08:50 PM   #10
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awesome.
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Old 06-15-2012, 09:01 PM   #11
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awesome.

'Twas less so at the time. Nevertheless, I highly recommend that when in high school and shopping for a nemesis, to pick one that is not currently starring in a sitcom for ABC. When Neil came out a few years ago, I was probably the only person in the world whose reaction was, "Take that, Cheryl!", followed by, "Did he ever see me in my underwear?"
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Old 06-15-2012, 11:27 PM   #12
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'Twas less so at the time. Nevertheless, I highly recommend that when in high school and shopping for a nemesis, to pick one that is not currently starring in a sitcom for ABC. When Neil came out a few years ago, I was probably the only person in the world whose reaction was, "Take that, Cheryl!", followed by, "Did he ever see me in my underwear?"

that there's another venn diagram.
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Old 06-15-2012, 11:51 PM   #13
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Old 06-16-2012, 01:08 AM   #14
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So it it a bonus if each criterion is fairly broad while maintaining a very narrow intersection between them? I would think so.
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Old 06-16-2012, 01:10 AM   #15
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"People who drove to Canada to capitalize on the lower drinking age" : "People who drank underage in Canada" comes to mind. Probably not quite unique enough, though.

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Old 06-16-2012, 01:13 AM   #16
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I wonder what the class size is for "people on this forum" : "people who have never played FOF."
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Old 06-16-2012, 03:47 AM   #17
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I wonder what the class size is for "people on this forum" : "people who have never played FOF."

Whatever size it is, I'm guessing spouses + hattrick only people (maybe there are werewolf only people too?) accounts for much of it.

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Old 06-16-2012, 06:55 AM   #18
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:40 AM   #19
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I wonder what the class size is for "people on this forum" : "people who have never played FOF."

Count me in on that diagram.
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:55 AM   #20
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Old 06-16-2012, 08:24 AM   #21
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Upon further reflection, I'm not certain I need a non-trivial distinction apart from the category "Men who lost their girlfriends to Neil Patrick Harris".

I always felt he was too young to be trusted as a doctor regardless of his educational attainments.
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Old 06-16-2012, 09:10 AM   #22
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I did some calculating last night and I would guess I've spent more than 6 months of my life masturbating. I dunno how that fits in here.
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Old 06-16-2012, 09:15 AM   #23
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Old 06-16-2012, 12:13 PM   #24
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"People who drove to Canada to capitalize on the lower drinking age" : "People who drank underage in Canada" comes to mind. Probably not quite unique enough, though.

That's a clown Venn diagram, bro.


(sorry, felt like I had to)
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Old 06-16-2012, 12:45 PM   #25
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Old 06-16-2012, 01:03 PM   #26
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Old 06-17-2012, 10:30 AM   #27
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Old 06-17-2012, 10:46 AM   #28
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Old 06-17-2012, 11:32 AM   #29
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Old 06-17-2012, 11:37 AM   #30
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Old 06-17-2012, 11:44 AM   #31
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Old 06-17-2012, 12:20 PM   #32
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Think that should cover it, stelmack. What genre?
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Old 06-17-2012, 12:20 PM   #33
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That's a clown Venn diagram, bro.

I think the correct response to this would be... "Cheers."
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Old 06-17-2012, 03:52 PM   #34
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I think the correct response to this would be... "Cheers."

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Old 06-17-2012, 04:06 PM   #35
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In keeping with the spirit of QS's OP,

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Old 06-17-2012, 05:52 PM   #36
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Old 06-17-2012, 05:54 PM   #37
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Think that should cover it, stelmack. What genre?

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Old 06-17-2012, 09:42 PM   #38
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Old 06-17-2012, 11:23 PM   #39
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Old 06-17-2012, 11:26 PM   #40
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ehh...i'd just go with 'people who created TCY' ftw
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Old 06-18-2012, 07:29 AM   #41
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Software Developers + People who aren't interested in Star Wars or Star Trek + People who have been short-listed for literary prizes.

shhhhh this isn't a confessional moment Jim, you don't have to admit to embarrassing things like not liking Star Wars .....

On the other hand I could always change mine to:

"Software Developer" + "People over 40 who like Glee"

I suppose

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Old 06-18-2012, 08:18 AM   #42
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Old 06-18-2012, 08:28 AM   #43
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Old 06-18-2012, 10:31 AM   #44
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Seems like people are going really specific here, I thought the point was to try and pick categories that are as broad as possible, but have few people that intersect.

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Old 06-18-2012, 10:55 AM   #45
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I wore pants at my wedding and the birth of both of my kids, so that one does not apply...

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Old 06-18-2012, 11:58 AM   #47
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Old 06-18-2012, 11:58 AM   #48
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I didn't wear pants during my wedding night and the conception of both of my kids, so that one does apply...

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Old 06-18-2012, 04:30 PM   #49
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