Use a Line from One Movie to Sell a Different Movie

[JPhillips]

I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...

Jurassic Park

[JPhillips]

May the Force be with You

Delta Force

[cartman]

That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and make myself $15,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get mad you son of a bitches, get mad. You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate. Go and do likewise gents. Money's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, CLOSE. It's yours. If not you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. 'Oh yeah. I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket.' These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

Clerks

[JPhillips]

Just Keep Swimming

Titanic

[cartman]

I'd like to tell you about a guy I know, a friend of mine. His name is Brian Piccolo. And he has the heart of a giant, and that rare form of courage that allows him to kid himself and his opponent, cancer. He has a mental attitude that makes me proud to have a friend who spells out the world 'courage,' 24 hours a day, every day of his life. Now you honor me by giving me this award. But I say to you here now Brian Piccolo is the man who deserves the George S. Halas award. It is mine tonight... and Brian Piccolo's tomorrow. I love Brian Piccolo. And I'd like all of you to love him too. And so tonight, when you hit your knees, please ask God to love him.

Life of Brian

[QuikSand]

"We're going to need a bigger boat."

Under Siege

[Suicane75]

"Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore"

Spinal Tap

[Kodos]

Life is like a box of chocolates.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

[JPhillips]

If you build it, he will come

Star Wars

[JPhillips]

Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.

Planet of the Apes

[larrymcg421]

Yes it's true. This man has no dick.

Shakespeare in Love.

[Solecismic]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

- 2001: A Space Odyssey

[digamma]

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."

TOMMY BOY

[cartman]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Saving Private Ryan

[BYU 14]

"But this one goes to 11"

Seven

[BYU 14]

"I must break you!"

The Glass House

[albionmoonlight]

"I will be hoping that this letter finds you, and finds you well."

The Postman Always Rings Twice

[Solecismic]

"If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."

- Slumdog Millionaire

[cartman]

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

The Elephant Man

[cartman]

Say hello to my little friend

The Island of Dr. Moreau

[Honolulu_Blue]

"I am the law!"

Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol

"The guilty must be punished!"

Dead Man Walking

[JPhillips]

We rob banks.

The Big Short

[Brian Swartz]

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Fight Club

[korme]

Originally Posted by cartman

That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and make myself $15,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get mad you son of a bitches, get mad. You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate. Go and do likewise gents. Money's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, CLOSE. It's yours. If not you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. 'Oh yeah. I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket.' These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

Clerks

winner

[PackerFanatic]

Originally Posted by Brian Swartz

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Fight Club

Or another for that one...

"I'm kicking my ass, do ya mind?!"

Fight Club

[cartman]

Mongo no go. Mongo stay with Sheriff Bart. Sheriff Bart first man never whip Mongo. Mongo impressed. Have deep feelings for Sheriff Bart.

Brokeback Mountain

[panerd]

I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake.

Lawnmower Man

[thesloppy]

I like this one, one dog goes one way and the other goes the other.

[cartman]

I gotta get outta here, gotta get outta here. Miami Beach, that's where you could score. Anybody can score there, even you. In New York, no rich lady with any class at all buys that cowboy crap anymore. They're laughin' at you on the street.

Escape From New York

[Julio Riddols]

We’re not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We’re going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!

Freddie Got Fingered

[JPhillips]

There can be only one.

127 Hours

[cartman]

No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

True Lies

[stevew]

Tracy, it's Phil.
Phil, where the hell are you guys? I'm freaking out.
Yeah, listen, uh... we fucked up.
What are you talking about?
The bachelor party. The whole night. It's... Things got out of control and, uh... we lost Doug.

Doug's First Movie

[cartman]

What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

The Manchurian Candidate

[Critch]

He's just a very naughty boy

American Psycho

[NobodyHere]

Excuse me while I whip this out.


Indiana Jones

[Logan]

"Houston, we have a problem."

The World's Biggest Gangbang 3: The Houston 620

[stevew]

A guy told me one time, don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

Zero Dark Thirty

[thesloppy]

We left this England place 'cause it was bogus, so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too!

[JonInMiddleGA]

I didn't have a clue what the thread title/subject line for this meant.

For my money it's one of the more creative little timekillers I've seen hit the FOFC in a while. Plenty of well-played here already.

[Neon_Chaos]

You can't handle the truth!!!

True Lies

[stevew]

If I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and get your shine box.

-Underdog(2007)

[thesloppy]

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[cartman]

Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer!

One Hour Photo

[stevew]

I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out.

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

[larrymcg421]

I'm walking here! I'm walking here!

The Lord of the Rings

[Senator]

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Sideways (2004)

[cartman]

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

The Last Temptation of Christ

[Draft Dodger]

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Evil Dead 2

[Draft Dodger]

"You can't handle the truth"

Memento