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Old 08-24-2012, 06:42 AM   #1
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100 Year Old Package to be opened today-what do you think will be in it?

So there's this mysterious package in Norway that had a message on it not to open it for 100 years and that its content would "benefit and delight future generations". Well its 100 years and it will be opened live apparently on VGTV.no at noon EST. What do you think will be in it?

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Old 08-24-2012, 06:45 AM   #2
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Old 08-24-2012, 06:49 AM   #3
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So there's this mysterious package in Norway that had a message on it not to open it for 100 years and that its content would "benefit and delight future generations". Well its 100 years and it will be opened live apparently on VGTV.no at noon EST. What do you think will be in it?

100-Year-Old Mysterious Package In Norway Set To Be Opened

Artifacts that would be representative of how they lived/used from 100 years ago.
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Old 08-24-2012, 06:51 AM   #4
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Old 08-24-2012, 06:56 AM   #5
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This is going to be a fun thread to read I think, lol. I think the guy was abducted by aliens and given something that would benefit mankind but we would not be ready for it till 100 years had passed....okay maybe not.
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:06 AM   #6
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:06 AM   #7
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:18 AM   #8
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:22 AM   #9
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:25 AM   #10
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Some sort of book or records/pictures seems like the obvious choice, given the description

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Old 08-24-2012, 07:26 AM   #11
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:29 AM   #12
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:33 AM   #13
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:49 AM   #14
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:55 AM   #15
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:59 AM   #16
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Old 08-24-2012, 08:06 AM   #17
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Old 08-24-2012, 08:31 AM   #18
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Old 08-24-2012, 08:38 AM   #19
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The answers in this thread are already cooler than anything I expect to be in the package.
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Old 08-24-2012, 08:47 AM   #20
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Old 08-24-2012, 08:51 AM   #21
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:34 AM   #22
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:37 AM   #23
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So why aren't they waiting until August 26 to open it?
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:39 AM   #24
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Since the 26th falls on a Sunday, they are opening it the first business day prior to the 26th.

I don't know.
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:40 AM   #25
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:42 AM   #26
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:44 AM   #27
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:48 AM   #28
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I'm afraid the package is going to know that it isn't the 26th and it is going to self destruct when it gets opened.
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:50 AM   #29
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:51 AM   #30
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I'm afraid the package is going to know that it isn't the 26th and it is going to self destruct when it gets opened.

My thoughts exactly. Dude's probably a Socialist.
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:55 AM   #31
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:58 AM   #32
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:01 AM   #33
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:04 AM   #34
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:08 AM   #36
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:13 AM   #37
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:18 AM   #38
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C'mon, Suicane- total fail. You were supposed to start your post with "Believe it or not, it'll..."

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Old 08-24-2012, 10:48 AM   #42
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:52 AM   #44
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Which would clearly go down as the best prank of all-time

It would certainly delight me.
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:55 AM   #45
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Old 08-24-2012, 11:02 AM   #46
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Gonna suck if it is 100 year old lutefisk.

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Old 08-24-2012, 11:05 AM   #47
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Ok, it's past noon ET- what was in the box?

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Old 08-24-2012, 11:05 AM   #48
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Old 08-24-2012, 11:07 AM   #49
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