How Do You Wash Your Hands?

Izulde · 10-09-2018, 04:56 PM

So I've always washed first, then applied soap, then washed. But the other day, I saw a guy soap first and just wash once. It made me curious as to what FOFC does. Ergo, the poll.

PilotMan · 10-09-2018, 05:26 PM

Started soap first wash next after working concrete one summer during college. I couldn't get clean the other way, and one of the other guys told be to lather up with the liquid soap first, then wash, worked like a champ.

Drake · 10-09-2018, 06:09 PM

My adopted son does soap/wash. It drives me crazy because he just puts the soap in his hand, turns on the faucet and washes the soap down the drain. He refuses to take any instruction on this point.

Good thing he doesn't go into the restroom with my wife (an RN), because she's obsessively wash/soap/wash with good lather, scrubbing all the way up to the elbows for at least 30 seconds, and God save you if you turn the water off with your bare hands before you dry them.

miami_fan · 10-09-2018, 06:58 PM

I am becoming very obsessive with how I wash my hands as I get older and see more and more guys leave the public restrooms without even a rinse.

RN style for me.

BishopMVP · 10-09-2018, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by miami_fan

I am becoming very obsessive with how I wash my hands as I get older and see more and more guys leave the public restrooms without even a rinse.

RN style for me.

If I just pee at a urinal the chances of me hand washing depend largely on the cleanliness and setup of the bathroom (and if I'm just drinking/using utensils or eating with my hands, in which case I'll make sure to keep one hand away from surfaces and have that hand be the only one that later touches food). I honestly think my dick is cleaner than a lot of faucets and door handles (or at least has less harmful bacteria to me).

NobodyHere · 10-09-2018, 11:17 PM

So this soap I'm hearing about, is it recommended?

Logan · 10-10-2018, 06:07 AM

Bit of water, soap, quick rub around the hands, rinse. 5 seconds max.

I remember reading an article a few years ago that said the "advised" washing method that takes like two minutes will save you up to two bouts of a stomach virus/flu/cold a year. Not sure how scientific or even true that was but taking that at face value, seems like a horrible ROI.

Edward64 · 10-10-2018, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Bit of water, soap, quick rub around the hands, rinse. 5 seconds max.

I remember reading an article a few years ago that said the "advised" washing method that takes like two minutes will save you up to two bouts of a stomach virus/flu/cold a year. Not sure how scientific or even true that was but taking that at face value, seems like a horrible ROI.

This is about how I do it. Rinse, soap & rub, rinse and out in 10 secs.

Edward64 · 10-10-2018, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by miami_fan

I am becoming very obsessive with how I wash my hands as I get older and see more and more guys leave the public restrooms without even a rinse.

This ... and more and more are taking a leak or a dump when talking on a cell phone. Pretty weird to me.

spleen1015 · 10-10-2018, 07:58 AM

There's like a secret society of hand washers at my office. We know who we are and we know who the non-washers are.

"Do not eat the candy in Doug's office. He doesn't wash...."

There is one dude who takes a leak then fills his hands with water, takes a drink then washes.

Lathum · 10-10-2018, 08:15 AM

Do you wash your hands ? - Front Office Football Central

Kodos · 10-10-2018, 08:19 AM

I rinse, lather (usually somewhat past my wrists), then rinse.

Kodos · 10-10-2018, 08:23 AM

P.S. That thread is horrifying. People are gross.

ColtCrazy · 10-10-2018, 08:46 AM

Wash soap wash for me. And if it's a public restroom, I won't touch a surface. I'll use a paper towel to open the door. I'm a bit OCD on that. I may also have an obsession with hand sanitizer.

21C · 10-10-2018, 09:18 AM

+1 on the paper towel-door.

CU Tiger · 10-10-2018, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by BishopMVP

If I just pee at a urinal the chances of me hand washing depend largely on the cleanliness and setup of the bathroom (and if I'm just drinking/using utensils or eating with my hands, in which case I'll make sure to keep one hand away from surfaces and have that hand be the only one that later touches food). I honestly think my dick is cleaner than a lot of faucets and door handles (or at least has less harmful bacteria to me).

Same.
Got in a similar conversation the other day with a friend.
If its just pee, other than the 3rd grade silliness of touching your privates hee-hee-hee...my junk was washed that AM and then put away completely covered and protected from any environmental contamination inside clean and washed clothes. Then it came out into open air, urinated and went back away. How dirty is it?

I mean I dont know anyone that scratches their ear, then immediately walks to the sink to wash their hands. And your ear is definitely dirtier than your junk.

Working in construction for my entire adult life, I wash my hands BEFORE I pee.

CU Tiger · 10-10-2018, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ColtCrazy

I may also have an obsession with hand sanitizer.

Do you realize how bad and unhygienic that is?

nilodor · 10-10-2018, 10:21 AM

I go for soap in one hand water in the other, lather, then rinse.

Kodos · 10-10-2018, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CU Tiger

Same.
Got in a similar conversation the other day with a friend.
If its just pee, other than the 3rd grade silliness of touching your privates hee-hee-hee...my junk was washed that AM and then put away completely covered and protected from any environmental contamination inside clean and washed clothes. Then it came out into open air, urinated and went back away. How dirty is it?

So you'd have no problem with sticking your finger down there after a day out and about, and then putting it in your mouth. Finger licking good!

(Sorry for the gross example, but, well... it's not a super-clean area, mere inches away from a very unsanitary area.)

Logan · 10-10-2018, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

So you'd have no problem with sticking your finger down there after a day out and about, and then putting it in your mouth. Finger licking good!

(Sorry for the gross example, but, well... it's not a super-clean area, mere inches away from a very unsanitary area.)

Let's ease up before you start making the case that a good old fashioned spontaneous BJ is some kind of unhygienic disaster.

Drake · 10-10-2018, 11:30 AM

I support no conclusions that rule out spontaneous BJs.

NobodyHere · 10-10-2018, 11:37 AM

So CU Tiger's Hygienic advice:
Touching penis = GOOD
Hand Sanitizer = BAD

CU Tiger · 10-10-2018, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

So you'd have no problem with sticking your finger down there after a day out and about, and then putting it in your mouth. Finger licking good!

(Sorry for the gross example, but, well... it's not a super-clean area, mere inches away from a very unsanitary area.)

Next 2 guys beat me to the punch.
I mean I'm definitely not happy hippy anti soap dude...but I also dont think its automatically "gross" just because its in my pants.

Would I have a problem putting my hand down my own pants and then in my mouth? I mean I wouldnt go do it just for a taste test, but it wouldnt gross me out either. If it was a "bar bet" or guys talk dare, "wipe your hand across your junk then stick a finger in your mouth" yeah. Id do that without concern.

Im not sticking my finger down YOUR pants...but mine? yeah no real problem.

Would you stick your finger to your chest and then in your mouth? What about your knee (assuming wearing pants not shorts)?

CU Tiger · 10-10-2018, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by NobodyHere

So CU Tiger's Hygienic advice:
Touching penis = GOOD
Hand Sanitizer = BAD

LOL.
That's an interesting way to twist it.

But hand sanitizer..yeah that's pretty bad shit and can causes some issues. I avoid it in almost all cases.

Drake · 10-10-2018, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Patches O'Houlihan

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste..

Lathum · 10-10-2018, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Let's ease up before you start making the case that a good old fashioned spontaneous BJ is some kind of unhygienic disaster.

Clearly he has been hanging out with my wife

View Poll Results: Which way do you wash your hands?
Wash, Soap, Wash	35	66.04%
Soap, Wash	17	32.08%
Some other method (describe below)	1	1.89%
Voters: 53. You may not vote on this poll

10-09-2018, 05:26 PM	#2
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	Started soap first wash next after working concrete one summer during college. I couldn't get clean the other way, and one of the other guys told be to lather up with the liquid soap first, then wash, worked like a champ. __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

10-09-2018, 06:58 PM	#4
miami_fan Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Land O Lakes FL	I am becoming very obsessive with how I wash my hands as I get older and see more and more guys leave the public restrooms without even a rinse. RN style for me. __________________ "The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946

10-09-2018, 11:17 PM	#6
NobodyHere Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2013	So this soap I'm hearing about, is it recommended? __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

10-10-2018, 07:58 AM	#10
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	There's like a secret society of hand washers at my office. We know who we are and we know who the non-washers are. "Do not eat the candy in Doug's office. He doesn't wash...." There is one dude who takes a leak then fills his hands with water, takes a drink then washes. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

10-09-2018, 06:09 PM	#3
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	My adopted son does soap/wash. It drives me crazy because he just puts the soap in his hand, turns on the faucet and washes the soap down the drain. He refuses to take any instruction on this point. Good thing he doesn't go into the restroom with my wife (an RN), because she's obsessively wash/soap/wash with good lather, scrubbing all the way up to the elbows for at least 30 seconds, and God save you if you turn the water off with your bare hands before you dry them.

10-10-2018, 06:07 AM	#7
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Bit of water, soap, quick rub around the hands, rinse. 5 seconds max. I remember reading an article a few years ago that said the "advised" washing method that takes like two minutes will save you up to two bouts of a stomach virus/flu/cold a year. Not sure how scientific or even true that was but taking that at face value, seems like a horrible ROI.

10-10-2018, 08:15 AM	#11
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Do you wash your hands ? - Front Office Football Central

10-10-2018, 08:19 AM	#12
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I rinse, lather (usually somewhat past my wrists), then rinse. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

10-10-2018, 08:23 AM	#13
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	P.S. That thread is horrifying. People are gross. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

10-10-2018, 08:46 AM	#14
ColtCrazy College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Midwest	Wash soap wash for me. And if it's a public restroom, I won't touch a surface. I'll use a paper towel to open the door. I'm a bit OCD on that. I may also have an obsession with hand sanitizer. __________________ The Field Generals and Statis Pro Basketball Super League

10-10-2018, 09:18 AM	#15
21C College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Newcastle, Australia	+1 on the paper towel-door. __________________ NFL Stats & Rankings This Week In Football

10-10-2018, 10:21 AM	#18
nilodor College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: calgary, AB	I go for soap in one hand water in the other, lather, then rinse.

10-10-2018, 11:30 AM	#21
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	I support no conclusions that rule out spontaneous BJs.

10-10-2018, 11:37 AM	#22
NobodyHere Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2013	So CU Tiger's Hygienic advice: Touching penis = GOOD Hand Sanitizer = BAD __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

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