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Old 04-07-2010, 07:44 PM   #1
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If you could meet up with someone with a beard who would it be?

I've been pondering this.

Probably this guy..


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Old 04-07-2010, 07:47 PM   #2
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Old 04-07-2010, 08:22 PM   #3
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Old 04-07-2010, 08:22 PM   #4
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Old 04-07-2010, 08:29 PM   #5
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Old 04-07-2010, 08:33 PM   #6
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That shit isn't even a beard.
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Old 04-07-2010, 08:38 PM   #7
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Old 04-07-2010, 08:43 PM   #8
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Old 04-07-2010, 08:59 PM   #9
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Old 04-07-2010, 09:01 PM   #10
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The first person that popped in my head was Cringer.
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Old 04-07-2010, 09:04 PM   #11
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Old 04-07-2010, 09:36 PM   #12
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Old 04-07-2010, 09:46 PM   #13
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This guy.

I found that guy on Google Image Search too ;-)
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Old 04-07-2010, 10:13 PM   #14
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rainmaker was correct. That was my first thought.
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Old 04-07-2010, 10:24 PM   #15
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I've got an awesome beard, dammit!
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Old 04-07-2010, 10:27 PM   #16
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I've got an awesome beard, dammit!

We shuld have a beard battle!!!!!
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Old 04-07-2010, 10:37 PM   #17
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Old 04-07-2010, 10:44 PM   #18
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Old 04-07-2010, 10:49 PM   #19
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Old 04-07-2010, 10:51 PM   #20
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Old 04-07-2010, 10:57 PM   #21
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Old 04-07-2010, 11:00 PM   #22
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We should have a beard battle!!!!!
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Old 04-07-2010, 11:07 PM   #23
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We should have a beard battle!!!!!

Sorry but my beard would trump both of yours ...
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Old 04-08-2010, 01:10 AM   #24
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Old 04-08-2010, 01:13 AM   #25
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That shit isn't even a beard.

Psst. Pumpy. What's another use for "beard"?
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Old 04-08-2010, 01:52 AM   #26
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We shuld have a beard battle!!!!!

I'll outbeard all you fuckers.
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Old 04-08-2010, 06:32 AM   #27
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There's only 1 way to settle this....

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Old 04-08-2010, 06:41 AM   #28
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There's only 1 way to settle this....

picsplskthx

lol, nice
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:26 AM   #29
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Old 04-08-2010, 08:05 AM   #30
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Old 04-08-2010, 10:35 AM   #31
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i think we need to have a board beard off
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Old 04-08-2010, 10:46 AM   #32
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Old 04-08-2010, 11:32 AM   #33
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Yeah Rainmaker is not getting enough credit for his Tom Cruise joke. That is definitely the answer.

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Old 04-08-2010, 12:14 PM   #34
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i think we need to have a board beard off

I'm in.
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Old 04-08-2010, 02:27 PM   #35
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I do not approve of this slander. I take great care in my appearance, and I do not agree that this picture is of me!!
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Old 04-08-2010, 02:35 PM   #36
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i think we need to have a board beard off

I'm down with that.
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Old 04-08-2010, 02:56 PM   #37
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I do not approve of this slander. I take great care in my appearance, and I do not agree that this picture is of me!!

I apologize on behalf of SM58. Better?

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Old 04-08-2010, 03:26 PM   #38
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:05 PM   #39
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About the Tom Cruise joke, I had to look that shit up. Never heard "beard" used that way before. All that's gonna do is inspire me to make a bunch of references that nobody else gets (since everyone got the one that I didn't).

I'll start dropping arena football references like Chris Pointer drops interceptions. Damn, that one was multi-layered.
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:37 PM   #40
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About the Tom Cruise joke, I had to look that shit up. Never heard "beard" used that way before. All that's gonna do is inspire me to make a bunch of references that nobody else gets (since everyone got the one that I didn't).

I'll start dropping arena football references like Chris Pointer drops interceptions. Damn, that one was multi-layered.


I will speak only for myself but my knowledge of the alternate meaning of beard comes from Seinfeld. I had never heard that use of the term either before their "beard" epiosode.
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:49 PM   #41
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:49 PM   #42
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I will speak only for myself but my knowledge of the alternate meaning of beard comes from Seinfeld. I had never heard that use of the term either before their "beard" epiosode.
I thought I had seen every episode of Seinfield multiple times, but I guess I haven't seen this one.
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:52 PM   #43
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Is Pumpy's mustache really a beard?
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Old 04-08-2010, 08:35 PM   #44
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I thought I had seen every episode of Seinfield multiple times, but I guess I haven't seen this one.


"Seinfeld" The Beard (1995)
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Old 04-08-2010, 08:39 PM   #45
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I do not approve of this slander. I take great care in my appearance, and I do not agree that this picture is of me!!

Please accept my apology Kathy. I know the glasses are your disguise when you go out in public. I wont tell anybody else about it.
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Old 04-08-2010, 08:48 PM   #46
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Old 04-08-2010, 09:16 PM   #47
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Jesus was gay?

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Old 04-08-2010, 09:25 PM   #48
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Old 04-08-2010, 09:26 PM   #49
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About the Tom Cruise joke, I had to look that shit up. Never heard "beard" used that way before. All that's gonna do is inspire me to make a bunch of references that nobody else gets (since everyone got the one that I didn't).

I'll start dropping arena football references like Chris Pointer drops interceptions. Damn, that one was multi-layered.

Don't feel bad, I have no idea what it's a reference too either.
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Old 04-09-2010, 12:46 AM   #50
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About the Tom Cruise joke, I had to look that shit up. Never heard "beard" used that way before. All that's gonna do is inspire me to make a bunch of references that nobody else gets (since everyone got the one that I didn't).

I'll start dropping arena football references like Chris Pointer drops interceptions. Damn, that one was multi-layered.

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I will speak only for myself but my knowledge of the alternate meaning of beard comes from Seinfeld. I had never heard that use of the term either before their "beard" epiosode.

I seldom watched Seinfeld, and never saw that episode, but I'd heard the term in that context at least as long ago as 1996 or so. Go figure.
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