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Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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If you could meet up with someone with a beard who would it be?
I've been pondering this.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Whittier
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I would pick Chuck Norris, but Im afraid of the fist
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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Do goatees count? If so, definitely not Skydog.
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Chicago, IL
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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That shit isn't even a beard.
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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Grizzly Adams
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Kathy Griffin
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Alan from the Hangover
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Austin, TX
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The first person that popped in my head was Cringer.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Obi Wan Kenobi.
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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rainmaker was correct. That was my first thought.
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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I've got an awesome beard, dammit!
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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We shuld have a beard battle!!!!!
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SI Games
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Melbourne, FL
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Father Christmas of course
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Newcastle, Australia
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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bernanke
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Lexington, KY
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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We should have a beard battle!!!!!
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SI Games
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Melbourne, FL
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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I'll outbeard all you fuckers.
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Austin, TX
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There's only 1 way to settle this....
picsplskthx
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Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burke, VA
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your mom
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Parañaque, Philippines
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
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i think we need to have a board beard off
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: St. Louis
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Yeah Rainmaker is not getting enough credit for his Tom Cruise joke. That is definitely the answer.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Washington, DC
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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I do not approve of this slander. I take great care in my appearance, and I do not agree that this picture is of me!!
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Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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I'm down with that.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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About the Tom Cruise joke, I had to look that shit up. Never heard "beard" used that way before. All that's gonna do is inspire me to make a bunch of references that nobody else gets (since everyone got the one that I didn't).
I'll start dropping arena football references like Chris Pointer drops interceptions. Damn, that one was multi-layered.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: St. Louis
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I will speak only for myself but my knowledge of the alternate meaning of beard comes from Seinfeld. I had never heard that use of the term either before their "beard" epiosode. |
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I thought I had seen every episode of Seinfield multiple times, but I guess I haven't seen this one.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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Is Pumpy's mustache really a beard?
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: St. Louis
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"Seinfeld" The Beard (1995) |
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College Starter
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Catonsville, MD
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No, you guys all fail, Jesus Christ.
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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Jesus was gay?
Jon's going to have an aneurysm.
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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Another vote here for Fat Jesus.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Don't feel bad, I have no idea what it's a reference too either.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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I seldom watched Seinfeld, and never saw that episode, but I'd heard the term in that context at least as long ago as 1996 or so. Go figure. |
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