I like to see a woman with some ambition......

Mizzou B-ball fan · 03-15-2010, 08:33 AM

It's always good to set lofty goals........

Woman aims to become world's fattest

JediKooter · 03-15-2010, 09:23 AM

Wow. It's pretty rare these days to see an obese american woman.

bulletsponge · 03-15-2010, 09:41 AM

i would click link but.. i just ate

sterlingice · 03-15-2010, 09:53 AM

I'm not sure lofty was really the word you were looking for

SI

Doug5984 · 03-15-2010, 10:15 AM

There is just so much wrong in that article...

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In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 03-15-2010, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Doug5984

There is just so much wrong in that article...

Yep, definitely a fetish angle in there that makes it more interesting.

Greyroofoo · 03-15-2010, 12:23 PM

Well at least she's not on welfare.

GO CAPITALISM!

JetsIn06 · 03-15-2010, 12:30 PM

This is why I love New Jersey!

sterlingice · 03-15-2010, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JetsIn06

This is why I love New Jersey!

Their morbidly obsese women?

SI

JetsIn06 · 03-15-2010, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

Their morbidly obsese women?

SI

Hell yea.

Greyroofoo · 03-15-2010, 12:57 PM

At least her "partner" doesn't have to worry about her leaving him anytime soon. She probably couldn't fit through the door.

Fidatelo · 03-15-2010, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

At least her "partner" doesn't have to worry about her leaving him anytime soon. She probably couldn't fit through the door.

Not to mention that the act of leaving would burn too many calories and seriously impact her life goals. Dude has carte blanche around that house!

Kodos · 03-15-2010, 01:08 PM

Doctors must love her.

Lathum · 03-15-2010, 01:14 PM

It's actually really sad that she has a kid and is commuting suicide. IMO this is no different than her drinking herself to death in front of her child, way to set an example.

Greyroofoo · 03-15-2010, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Doctors must love her.

Escpecially on Taco Bell webcam night

jeff061 · 03-15-2010, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

It's actually really sad that she has a kid and is commuting suicide. IMO this is no different than her drinking herself to death in front of her child, way to set an example.

Her motives make it far worse than drinking yourself to death. It's to the point I am having a real hard time believing this.

Schmidty · 03-15-2010, 01:55 PM

I laughed really hard at the part that says her partner "is a real belly man".

Kodos · 03-15-2010, 03:09 PM

DREAM BIG!

Apathetic Lurker · 03-15-2010, 03:58 PM

She would make so much more money if she had a porn site of her and midgets...lots more money

Lathum · 03-15-2010, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Apathetic Lurker

She would make so much more money if she had a porn site of her and midgets...lots more money

Would she eat the midgets? I hear they are calorie packed.

molson · 03-16-2010, 10:38 AM

If you're a woman, you do anything on a webcam and get guys to pay money to see it. I should setup an agency.

Pumpy Tudors · 03-16-2010, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by molson

If you're a woman, you do anything on a webcam and get guys to pay money to see it. I should setup an agency.

Yes, it really amazes me that more women don't take advantage of this. I mean, there are guys out there who'd pay to watch a woman read the phone book while petting an ugly puppy. Why pass up the opportunity?

saldana · 03-16-2010, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by molson

If you're a woman, you do anything on a webcam and get guys to pay money to see it. I should setup an agency.

my buddies from work and I were wondering if she gets to write off the food she eats on camera as a work expense on her taxes, since eating is her actual job.

Johnny93g · 03-16-2010, 11:55 AM

So i guess this gives Gabourey Sidibe her next movie role, and Howard said she would never work again. Ha!

Lathum · 03-16-2010, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny93g

So i guess this gives Gabourey Sidibe her next movie role, and Howard said she would never work again. Ha!

HA!!!!!!

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bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	i would click link but.. i just ate

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Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Well at least she's not on welfare. GO CAPITALISM!

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JetsIn06 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Rahway, NJ	This is why I love New Jersey!

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Apathetic Lurker College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo,NY	She would make so much more money if she had a porn site of her and midgets...lots more money

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