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What...?
WTF was more like my reaction. Should i be concerned?
Back story... Over the weekend while getting firewood off our pile out back i pulled one log that i didn't realize was the only thing keeping the stack behind it from falling. When i did the stack fell on my right leg. It it below the knee and luckily didn't do any knee or ankle damage. Hurt like hell for a few moments but i was able to walk so i wrote it off as most likely a bruise. Later that day i took a look at it and it seemed like a bad bruise with slight swelling. The bruise has gotten better over the past few days but it still can be a little sore to walk on and the bump is still there. Now tonight i see that my ankle is swollen and there is almost a bruising type of discoloration on the instep of my foot and a similar discoloration around my ankle. That wasn't there yesterday. Could there be a blood clot?
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01-17-2013, 12:19 AM | #2 |
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I'm no doctor, but I'd say go see a doctor.
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01-17-2013, 12:23 AM | #3 |
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I'd cut it off; it's the only way to be sure
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01-17-2013, 12:24 AM | #4 |
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Good idea. I should probably practice on the good leg first. |
01-17-2013, 12:27 AM | #5 |
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At least you have an abundant supply of wood in case you need to make a pegleg
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I played Dr. when I was really young, so maybe I can be more help here than these other yahoos.
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01-17-2013, 01:24 AM | #8 |
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This thread is gold already. *applause*
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01-17-2013, 03:44 AM | #9 |
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Could be a wood curse. Did you burn the offending log already? If not, I'd take extra care set the stack back up, exactly as you found it, and make an offering to the forest gods. If that doesn't help, maybe firewood not your game.
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wood for the wood gods
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What does the discoloration look like? If it's brown and sort of bark-like, definitely ask your doctor if you might be becoming an ent.
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Please for the love of god do not cut your own leg off without setting up a video camera first.
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Rub some dirt on it, Nancy.
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Me worry?
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OMG - so much quality here!
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01-17-2013, 09:33 AM | #20 |
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Put a plastic owl on it
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01-17-2013, 10:14 AM | #22 |
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood (at EagleFan).
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Maybe Reid can coach your leg up, EF. Unless it wasn't ever a good leg to begin with, in which case, he will only make it better than it ever was anywhere else, but still not very good.
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Meanwhile Eaglefan hasn't been on the forum all day, and is probably dying of arsenic you assholes.
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Could we get a diagram up in here?
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Did my test run by cutting off the good leg and that went poorly. I didn't want to mess up the bad leg so i did another test run on an arm. That went okay so i cut off the bad leg. Problem is that i still need wood for my sheep so i can begin the erection.
I also saw an ogre outside and i was going to sneak around behind him, whip out my magi wand and shoot my magic all over his ass but with no legs left i can't. Does someone have a rod of resurrection? On a serious note, finally decided to have it looked at. Sitting here waiting... they certainly named this room appropriately. |
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Crap, now we're going to get a series of ludicrous ads from the National Wood Association about how "wood doesn't kill people", etc.
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Sounds like the score right now is Man 0 Nature 1
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01-17-2013, 07:09 PM | #36 |
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Gotta admit... that is some impressive-looking wood.
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01-17-2013, 10:11 PM | #39 |
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Doctor doesn't think blood clot but I have to get an ultrasound tomorrow to hopefully rule it out. Though she really made me feel good with her "wow, that's odd" reaction to it. That's always a reaction that you want from your doctor. Much better than "oh, that's nothing serious"... |
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Yo bro, this you?
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So, if I understand this correctly, a log knocked up against your unprotected leg, and now you're going to have an ultrasound to see if you're pregnant with a wood baby?
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01-18-2013, 12:28 AM | #45 |
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It was protected but apparently that only works like 97 percent of the time. They should put that on the box.
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Was your roommate or BFF or wife's cousin involved? Speaking of which.
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Isn't this how super heroes are made? Maybe you're becoming Wood Man.
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Hey Brad!
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