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If you could meet up with someone with a beard who would it be?
I've been pondering this.
Probably this guy.. |
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04-07-2010, 08:47 PM | #2 |
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I would pick Chuck Norris, but Im afraid of the fist
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This guy.
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04-07-2010, 09:22 PM | #4 |
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Do goatees count? If so, definitely not Skydog.
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04-07-2010, 09:33 PM | #6 |
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That shit isn't even a beard.
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Grizzly Adams
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04-07-2010, 09:43 PM | #8 |
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Kathy Griffin
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04-07-2010, 09:59 PM | #9 |
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Alan from the Hangover
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04-07-2010, 10:01 PM | #10 |
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The first person that popped in my head was Cringer.
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04-07-2010, 10:04 PM | #11 |
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Obi Wan Kenobi.
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04-07-2010, 10:36 PM | #12 |
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04-07-2010, 10:46 PM | #13 |
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04-07-2010, 11:13 PM | #14 |
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rainmaker was correct. That was my first thought.
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04-07-2010, 11:24 PM | #15 |
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I've got an awesome beard, dammit!
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04-07-2010, 11:27 PM | #16 |
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We shuld have a beard battle!!!!!
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04-07-2010, 11:37 PM | #17 |
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Father Christmas of course
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bernanke
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04-08-2010, 12:00 AM | #22 |
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We should have a beard battle!!!!!
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04-08-2010, 12:07 AM | #23 |
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04-08-2010, 02:52 AM | #26 |
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I'll outbeard all you fuckers.
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There's only 1 way to settle this....
picsplskthx
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04-08-2010, 07:41 AM | #28 |
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04-08-2010, 08:26 AM | #29 |
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your mom
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04-08-2010, 11:35 AM | #31 |
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i think we need to have a board beard off
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04-08-2010, 11:46 AM | #32 |
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RIP
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04-08-2010, 12:32 PM | #33 |
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Yeah Rainmaker is not getting enough credit for his Tom Cruise joke. That is definitely the answer.
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04-08-2010, 01:14 PM | #34 |
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04-08-2010, 03:27 PM | #35 |
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I do not approve of this slander. I take great care in my appearance, and I do not agree that this picture is of me!!
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04-08-2010, 03:35 PM | #36 |
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I'm down with that.
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04-08-2010, 03:56 PM | #37 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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04-08-2010, 04:26 PM | #38 |
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04-08-2010, 08:05 PM | #39 |
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About the Tom Cruise joke, I had to look that shit up. Never heard "beard" used that way before. All that's gonna do is inspire me to make a bunch of references that nobody else gets (since everyone got the one that I didn't).
I'll start dropping arena football references like Chris Pointer drops interceptions. Damn, that one was multi-layered.
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I will speak only for myself but my knowledge of the alternate meaning of beard comes from Seinfeld. I had never heard that use of the term either before their "beard" epiosode. |
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04-08-2010, 08:49 PM | #42 |
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I thought I had seen every episode of Seinfield multiple times, but I guess I haven't seen this one.
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04-08-2010, 08:52 PM | #43 |
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Is Pumpy's mustache really a beard?
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"Seinfeld" The Beard (1995) |
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04-08-2010, 09:48 PM | #46 |
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No, you guys all fail, Jesus Christ.
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04-08-2010, 10:16 PM | #47 |
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Jesus was gay?
Jon's going to have an aneurysm.
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04-08-2010, 10:25 PM | #48 |
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Another vote here for Fat Jesus.
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I seldom watched Seinfeld, and never saw that episode, but I'd heard the term in that context at least as long ago as 1996 or so. Go figure. |
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