02-09-2004, 10:19 AM | #1 | ||
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You pick the punchline
Just for fun on a Monday... let's see who can come up with the best punch line for this joke. Sort of an FOFC match game.
"Weird year for all-star games. Mike Vanderjaagt didn't miss a kick all season, then blows it in the Pro Bowl. Eric Gagne didn't blow a save all season, except for the all-star game. If this trend keeps up, then during next week's NBA all-star game we can expect..." ... Allan Iverson to pass the ball? ... Shaq to say something intelligent? ... Vince Carter to play through pain? Come on, you know you have a Kobe punchline...
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02-09-2004, 10:24 AM | #2 |
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Kobe not to rape any underage white girls?
A white guy will get MVP? Someone to actually watch the game?
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02-09-2004, 10:25 AM | #3 |
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Grant Hill to fill in for a player who gets injured?
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02-09-2004, 10:26 AM | #4 |
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...wait, baseball had an all-star game????!
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02-09-2004, 10:42 AM | #6 |
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any members of the Dallas Mavs to play defense?
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02-09-2004, 10:43 AM | #7 |
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A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!
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02-09-2004, 10:49 AM | #8 |
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Magic Johnson's breast is exposed?
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02-09-2004, 04:02 PM | #10 |
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...basketball as interesting as the college game.
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02-09-2004, 05:15 PM | #11 |
Pro Starter
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Jason Kidd to shoot over 40%...
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02-09-2004, 06:29 PM | #12 |
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The teams combine for less than 225 points
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02-09-2004, 06:33 PM | #13 |
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What's Basketball?
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02-09-2004, 06:45 PM | #14 |
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Mark Cuban to get a haircut.
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02-09-2004, 06:52 PM | #15 | |
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Why would it be so out of the ordinary for someone who would be #10 in the league in assists if he played enough games to pass the ball? Dan |
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02-09-2004, 07:03 PM | #16 | |
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Quote:
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02-09-2004, 07:32 PM | #17 | |
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Quote:
This is the best so far.
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