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Ocho Cinco!
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08-29-2008, 11:18 AM | #2 |
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Hahaha.
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08-29-2008, 11:20 AM | #3 |
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the only way tou can get a nickname on the back of your jersey, change your name!
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08-29-2008, 11:23 AM | #4 |
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That's great. What would happen if someone legally changed their name to Joe Fuckface? Would the NFL have to allow 'Fuckface' on the jersey?
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08-29-2008, 11:24 AM | #5 |
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ping Billy Ripken
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08-29-2008, 11:27 AM | #6 | |
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08-29-2008, 11:45 AM | #7 |
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So what happens if he ends up on a team that already has an 85?
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08-29-2008, 11:46 AM | #8 |
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WR # 84, Ocho Cinco.
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08-29-2008, 12:00 PM | #9 |
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That's awesome, haha.
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08-29-2008, 12:15 PM | #10 |
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That is brilliant.
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08-29-2008, 12:43 PM | #11 |
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08-29-2008, 12:53 PM | #12 |
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at least it wasn't War Machine....that was taken.
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08-29-2008, 12:59 PM | #13 |
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Hahahaha.. Thats awesome. I'm looking forward to Bengals games more than usual this year.
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08-29-2008, 01:26 PM | #14 |
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What a moron, but I guess I am stating the obvious.
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08-29-2008, 02:43 PM | #15 |
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I'm waiting for Calvin Johnson to go to Megatron.
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08-29-2008, 02:54 PM | #16 |
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08-29-2008, 03:31 PM | #17 |
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Somewhere, Rod Smart is kicking himself.
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08-29-2008, 03:37 PM | #18 |
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Wouldn't it be more like..."I hate me"? |
08-29-2008, 04:55 PM | #19 |
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Super Duper!!
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08-29-2008, 05:03 PM | #20 |
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If this brings more moments like the sideline interview a couple weeks ago than great.
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08-29-2008, 05:28 PM | #21 |
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Very nice. He is great.
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08-29-2008, 05:31 PM | #22 |
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In Mexico that would make him Senor Ocho Cinco?
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08-29-2008, 05:42 PM | #23 | |||
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08-29-2008, 06:52 PM | #24 |
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Fucking stupid
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08-29-2008, 06:57 PM | #25 |
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08-29-2008, 07:15 PM | #26 | |
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He's banking (literally) on millions of jerseys being sold with the name on it. If nothing else, Chad's fans have to buy new jerseys which means more money for him. Could be worse. |
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08-30-2008, 11:48 AM | #27 |
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Bengals just announce a jersey change... They are going "Old School" with nameless jerseys.
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08-30-2008, 12:08 PM | #28 |
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I'm amused by Chad Johnson.
Beyond the self-aggrandizement is somebody who genuinely seems to want to have fun with his life and be a little unconventional. No harm, no foul. |
08-30-2008, 01:08 PM | #29 |
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This whole thing is funny, I just still hate the nickname. I think it is dumb. It's just two numbers for crying out loud. Maybe I am alone on this one.
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08-30-2008, 01:42 PM | #30 |
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It is dumb, but if it pisses off one of the suits in charge of the No Fun League then I approve.
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08-30-2008, 05:33 PM | #31 |
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86 85...Give him #7, make him a punter and release his "too stupid for prime time" self aggrandizing ass elsewhere.
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08-30-2008, 05:43 PM | #32 | |
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yer not alone at all. I love what Chad can bring to the field, I just tihnk he's too wrapped up in the extra-curriculars to really do his job to the level he professes that he can. He's always talked about a 2000 yard recieving year, well he'd best start actually catching the rock and stop running his yap. If the players on the Bengals all played the way Houshmanzadeh has they'd be freaking incredible. Sometimes I think they just do "enough" and not "everything it takes" |
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08-30-2008, 05:43 PM | #33 | |
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He's a lot like Manny Ramirez. He loves the game he plays and wants to keep it fun. Suck it Boston fans. |
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08-30-2008, 05:47 PM | #34 | |
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Its fine to love the game AND to make it fun, try DOING your JOB first though Johnson's antics generally come at times when he's either not producing or is being criticized for something he did or didn't do on the field. As much as I know and believe he's one of the best, I've still yet to see him totally dominate a single football game. |
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08-30-2008, 07:29 PM | #35 | |
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I'd love it, but you know the players' union would probably raise holy hell. Last edited by SFL Cat : 08-30-2008 at 07:29 PM. |
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08-30-2008, 09:58 PM | #36 |
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Any chance Smart and Johnson are related somehow? I'm trying to remember...where there any other players in the XFL other than Smart who put a nickname on their jersey back? Last edited by SFL Cat : 08-30-2008 at 09:59 PM. |
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He's had multiple 200 yd games. How else would you like him to dominate?
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08-30-2008, 10:34 PM | #38 |
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08-30-2008, 10:50 PM | #39 | |
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He's had 2 200+ yard games, the Bengals lost both. I guess what I mean by dominant game is one where he simply takes over and turns it into a win. When the other team simply can't keep up with what he's doing. I know he's played great, but far more often it seems like he plays...good, when he COULD be playing great. Not that he's taking plays off or dogging it, but when you really expect him to make THAT catch, the one that really turns the game around, it just doesn't seem to happen. Maybe its just me, but I always come away from the games dissapointed with OCHO DORKO. |
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08-30-2008, 11:08 PM | #40 |
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I heard one former player say that the "great ones make everyone around them better."
Johnson, and for that matter T.O., are good to great players, but their style is more "me-first" rather than helping to lift a team to the next level. I'm sure part of that stems from ego problems in the locker room that affects team chemistry. |
08-30-2008, 11:22 PM | #41 |
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Thats quite true, and added to that the fact that the truly GREAT players make the plays that need to be made when the team needs them.
Rice in Super Bowl 23 made a huge catch and run in the final drive that probably saved that game for the niners. Michael Irvan made numerous catches that saved Dallas' ass during his career, Carter for the Vikings, Andre Reed for those Bills teams that dominated most of a decade. These guys made everyone ar0ound them better and when it came to crunch time they made THE play that helped the team win games. I haven't seen that yet from Chad. I WANT to, I desperately want to see him be that guy. I think he can be. |
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08-31-2008, 09:34 AM | #43 |
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I'll give you that he hasn't always played well in big games, but that's different from saying he's never dominated a game. There isn't much more a receiver can do than a couple TDs and over 200 yds.
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08-31-2008, 09:37 AM | #44 |
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I'd just like to see him show up in a game that matters.
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08-31-2008, 09:51 AM | #45 |
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I'm not sure how much a WR can really make everyone around them better. But for whatever its worth, keep in mind that T.J. Houshmandzadeh, a poorly-regarded seventh round pick, has become a superstar playing opposite Johnson.
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This is some of the dumbest shit I've heard. He's a god damn receiver, how do you expect him to make his team better any more or less than Marques Colston? He hears the snap, runs a route and turns to see if he's open and the ball is coming. How is that any different than any other WR in the game? He's so me-first, he demands Carson throw him the ball even if other receivers are more open? |
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08-31-2008, 04:33 PM | #49 |
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Am I the only one who is reading this and interchanging Ocho Cinco for Corey Dillon? Good player that is/was not worth the trouble that the Bengals would be better off without?
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08-31-2008, 04:52 PM | #50 |
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I like him. The fact that he pisses of a bunch of middle-aged farts and has a good time while doing it is just gravy.
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