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Old 08-29-2008, 10:16 AM   #1
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Johnson, Bengals getting more zany?

August 28, 2008 7:47 PM

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If the Cincinnati Bengals' offseason couldn't get any more strange, Pro Bowl receiver Chad Johnson may have added a new chapter just before the regular season.

According to Miami radio station 790 The Ticket, which is in Johnson's hometown, the receiver has legally changed his last name to "Ocho Cinco." Johnson's -- sorry -- Ocho Cinco's reported name change has been rumored in NFL circles for weeks, and according to the station today, it's official.

Johnson forewarned the public that a major surprise was coming during a recent interview with Chris McKendry on ESPN's SportsCenter.

"A lot of people look at Chad Johnson and say he's crazy and he does a lot of stuff, but I don't think people really understand how smart I really am," Johnson said. "So come Sept. 7, I believe when we play the Baltimore Ravens, I think that's the game, there's a surprise for everybody -- for everybody. When I say something, it is what it is, just enjoy it. Because it's going to last 16 weeks, plus some more."

Could this be it? If the report is correct he should be able to wear his nickname on the back of his jersey without penalty, which he's wanted to do for quite some time.

The media also would have to refer to him as Chad Ocho Cinco from this point on.

Sounds a little strange, but nothing is too outlandish for No. 85 or the Bengals these days.

Stay tuned.

ESPN - Johnson, Bengals getting more zany? - NFL Nation


LOL. What a genius.

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Old 08-29-2008, 10:18 AM   #2
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Old 08-29-2008, 10:20 AM   #3
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the only way tou can get a nickname on the back of your jersey, change your name!
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Old 08-29-2008, 10:23 AM   #4
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That's great. What would happen if someone legally changed their name to Joe Fuckface? Would the NFL have to allow 'Fuckface' on the jersey?
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Old 08-29-2008, 10:24 AM   #5
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Old 08-29-2008, 10:27 AM   #6
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That's great. What would happen if someone legally changed their name to Joe Fuckface? Would the NFL have to allow 'Fuckface' on the jersey?

If that's the name that's the name. Just like people named Dickasson.
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Old 08-29-2008, 10:45 AM   #7
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So what happens if he ends up on a team that already has an 85?
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Old 08-29-2008, 10:46 AM   #8
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WR # 84, Ocho Cinco.
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Old 08-29-2008, 11:00 AM   #9
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That's awesome, haha.
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Old 08-29-2008, 11:15 AM   #10
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That is brilliant.
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Old 08-29-2008, 11:43 AM   #11
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Old 08-29-2008, 11:53 AM   #12
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Old 08-29-2008, 11:59 AM   #13
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Hahahaha.. Thats awesome. I'm looking forward to Bengals games more than usual this year.
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:26 PM   #14
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What a moron, but I guess I am stating the obvious.
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Old 08-29-2008, 01:43 PM   #15
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Old 08-29-2008, 01:54 PM   #16
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WR # 84, Ocho Cinco.

lol

this guy's somethin' else
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:31 PM   #17
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Somewhere, Rod Smart is kicking himself.
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:37 PM   #18
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Somewhere, Rod Smart is kicking himself.


Wouldn't it be more like..."I hate me"?
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:55 PM   #19
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Old 08-29-2008, 04:03 PM   #20
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If this brings more moments like the sideline interview a couple weeks ago than great.
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Old 08-29-2008, 04:28 PM   #21
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Very nice. He is great.
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Old 08-29-2008, 04:31 PM   #22
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In Mexico that would make him Senor Ocho Cinco?
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Old 08-29-2008, 04:42 PM   #23
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"A lot of people look at Chad Johnson and say he's crazy and he does a lot of stuff, but I don't think people really understand how smart I really am," Johnson said

If you have to tell people how smart you are, then you are not very smart at all. Just sayin'....
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Old 08-29-2008, 05:52 PM   #24
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Old 08-29-2008, 05:57 PM   #25
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Old 08-29-2008, 06:15 PM   #26
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If you have to tell people how smart you are, then you are not very smart at all. Just sayin'....

He's banking (literally) on millions of jerseys being sold with the name on it. If nothing else, Chad's fans have to buy new jerseys which means more money for him. Could be worse.
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Old 08-30-2008, 10:48 AM   #27
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Bengals just announce a jersey change... They are going "Old School" with nameless jerseys.











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Old 08-30-2008, 11:08 AM   #28
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I'm amused by Chad Johnson.

Beyond the self-aggrandizement is somebody who genuinely seems to want to have fun with his life and be a little unconventional.

No harm, no foul.
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Old 08-30-2008, 12:08 PM   #29
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This whole thing is funny, I just still hate the nickname. I think it is dumb. It's just two numbers for crying out loud. Maybe I am alone on this one.
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Old 08-30-2008, 12:42 PM   #30
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It is dumb, but if it pisses off one of the suits in charge of the No Fun League then I approve.
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Old 08-30-2008, 04:33 PM   #31
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86 85...Give him #7, make him a punter and release his "too stupid for prime time" self aggrandizing ass elsewhere.
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Old 08-30-2008, 04:43 PM   #32
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This whole thing is funny, I just still hate the nickname. I think it is dumb. It's just two numbers for crying out loud. Maybe I am alone on this one.


yer not alone at all. I love what Chad can bring to the field, I just tihnk he's too wrapped up in the extra-curriculars to really do his job to the level he professes that he can.

He's always talked about a 2000 yard recieving year, well he'd best start actually catching the rock and stop running his yap.

If the players on the Bengals all played the way Houshmanzadeh has they'd be freaking incredible. Sometimes I think they just do "enough" and not "everything it takes"
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Old 08-30-2008, 04:43 PM   #33
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I'm amused by Chad Johnson.

Beyond the self-aggrandizement is somebody who genuinely seems to want to have fun with his life and be a little unconventional.

No harm, no foul.

He's a lot like Manny Ramirez. He loves the game he plays and wants to keep it fun. Suck it Boston fans.
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Old 08-30-2008, 04:47 PM   #34
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He's a lot like Manny Ramirez. He loves the game he plays and wants to keep it fun. Suck it Boston fans.


Its fine to love the game AND to make it fun, try DOING your JOB first though

Johnson's antics generally come at times when he's either not producing or is being criticized for something he did or didn't do on the field. As much as I know and believe he's one of the best, I've still yet to see him totally dominate a single football game.
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Old 08-30-2008, 06:29 PM   #35
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Bengals just announce a jersey change... They are going "Old School" with nameless jerseys.


I'd love it, but you know the players' union would probably raise holy hell.

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Old 08-30-2008, 08:58 PM   #36
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Somewhere, Rod Smart is kicking himself.

Any chance Smart and Johnson are related somehow?

I'm trying to remember...where there any other players in the XFL other than Smart who put a nickname on their jersey back?

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Old 08-30-2008, 09:23 PM   #37
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Its fine to love the game AND to make it fun, try DOING your JOB first though

Johnson's antics generally come at times when he's either not producing or is being criticized for something he did or didn't do on the field. As much as I know and believe he's one of the best, I've still yet to see him totally dominate a single football game.

He's had multiple 200 yd games. How else would you like him to dominate?
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Old 08-30-2008, 09:34 PM   #38
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He's a lot like Manny Ramirez. He loves the game he plays and wants to keep it fun. Suck it Boston fans.

...and neither plays defense!
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Old 08-30-2008, 09:50 PM   #39
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He's had multiple 200 yd games. How else would you like him to dominate?


He's had 2 200+ yard games, the Bengals lost both. I guess what I mean by dominant game is one where he simply takes over and turns it into a win. When the other team simply can't keep up with what he's doing.

I know he's played great, but far more often it seems like he plays...good, when he COULD be playing great. Not that he's taking plays off or dogging it, but when you really expect him to make THAT catch, the one that really turns the game around, it just doesn't seem to happen.

Maybe its just me, but I always come away from the games dissapointed with OCHO DORKO.
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Old 08-30-2008, 10:08 PM   #40
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I heard one former player say that the "great ones make everyone around them better."

Johnson, and for that matter T.O., are good to great players, but their style is more "me-first" rather than helping to lift a team to the next level. I'm sure part of that stems from ego problems in the locker room that affects team chemistry.
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Old 08-30-2008, 10:22 PM   #41
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Thats quite true, and added to that the fact that the truly GREAT players make the plays that need to be made when the team needs them.

Rice in Super Bowl 23 made a huge catch and run in the final drive that probably saved that game for the niners. Michael Irvan made numerous catches that saved Dallas' ass during his career, Carter for the Vikings, Andre Reed for those Bills teams that dominated most of a decade. These guys made everyone ar0ound them better and when it came to crunch time they made THE play that helped the team win games.

I haven't seen that yet from Chad. I WANT to, I desperately want to see him be that guy. I think he can be.
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Old 08-31-2008, 08:22 AM   #42
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Old 08-31-2008, 08:34 AM   #43
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I'll give you that he hasn't always played well in big games, but that's different from saying he's never dominated a game. There isn't much more a receiver can do than a couple TDs and over 200 yds.
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Old 08-31-2008, 08:37 AM   #44
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I'd just like to see him show up in a game that matters.
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Old 08-31-2008, 08:51 AM   #45
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Johnson, and for that matter T.O., are good to great players, but their style is more "me-first" rather than helping to lift a team to the next level. I'm sure part of that stems from ego problems in the locker room that affects team chemistry.
I'm not sure how much a WR can really make everyone around them better. But for whatever its worth, keep in mind that T.J. Houshmandzadeh, a poorly-regarded seventh round pick, has become a superstar playing opposite Johnson.
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Old 08-31-2008, 10:09 AM   #46
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I'd just like to see him show up in a game that matters.

When was the last time the Bengals were actually in a game that mattered?
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Old 08-31-2008, 10:29 AM   #47
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When was the last time the Bengals were actually in a game that mattered?

Fair point.....I'd like him to show up when they play a good team.
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Old 08-31-2008, 01:18 PM   #48
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I heard one former player say that the "great ones make everyone around them better."

Johnson, and for that matter T.O., are good to great players, but their style is more "me-first" rather than helping to lift a team to the next level. I'm sure part of that stems from ego problems in the locker room that affects team chemistry.

This is some of the dumbest shit I've heard. He's a god damn receiver, how do you expect him to make his team better any more or less than Marques Colston?

He hears the snap, runs a route and turns to see if he's open and the ball is coming. How is that any different than any other WR in the game? He's so me-first, he demands Carson throw him the ball even if other receivers are more open?
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Old 08-31-2008, 03:33 PM   #49
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Am I the only one who is reading this and interchanging Ocho Cinco for Corey Dillon? Good player that is/was not worth the trouble that the Bengals would be better off without?
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Old 08-31-2008, 03:52 PM   #50
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I like him. The fact that he pisses of a bunch of middle-aged farts and has a good time while doing it is just gravy.
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