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Old 01-19-2005, 03:48 PM   #1
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Topic 'o' the Day: The Genius of Weird Al

Discuss. I'm listening to "Dare To Be Stupid" right now, and I can't help but feel that this guy is underappreciated. He is just so damned clever.

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Old 01-19-2005, 03:50 PM   #2
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Old 01-19-2005, 03:58 PM   #3
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Old 01-19-2005, 04:03 PM   #4
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I been around
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A guy who looks like a muppet
But he's wrinkled and green...
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Old 01-19-2005, 04:04 PM   #5
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Your task: The Mount Rushmore of Weird Al songs. Begin.

Don't forget the Weird Al song HoF.
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Old 01-19-2005, 04:04 PM   #6
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It is really close in terms of who was the single greeatest genius named Al. Einstein or Yankovic. Sure, Einstein had a lot going for him, but Weird Al could literally take any popular song and make it about food.
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Old 01-19-2005, 04:05 PM   #7
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Your task: The Mount Rushmore of Weird Al songs. Begin.

YES. I expect to see this thread when I get home tonight.
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Old 01-19-2005, 04:07 PM   #8
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We'd have to break it down into parody songs, polkas, and originals.

Parody: Yoda
Original: One More Minute
Polka: Hooked On Polkas
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Old 01-19-2005, 04:17 PM   #9
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UHF was a defining move for its generation.
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Old 01-19-2005, 04:47 PM   #10
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One More Minute:

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I would rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage and throw it on the floor and stomp on it til I die, than spend one more minute with you. Oooohhh, ooohhh, ooohhh, oooohhhh.
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Old 01-19-2005, 04:48 PM   #11
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I been around
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But he's wrinkled and green...

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Old 01-19-2005, 04:48 PM   #12
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Eat It (especially good when watching the video right after seeing the Beat It video)
Yoda
Christmas at Ground Zero
The Saga Begins (another AWESOME video)

Special bonus points to "Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung" for tackling such delicate subject matter.
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Old 01-19-2005, 04:53 PM   #13
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"Why Does This Always Happen To Me?" needs to be on the list of originals.
I'm partial to "Ode to a Superhero" as far as parodies go, but I also have an odd attachment to "Theme From Rocky XXXVIII."
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Old 01-19-2005, 05:21 PM   #14
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Old 01-19-2005, 05:22 PM   #15
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UHF was a defining move for its generation.
Would UHF be considered a guilty pleasure for me?
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Old 01-19-2005, 05:22 PM   #16
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Wierd Al rules, seen him twice in concert
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Old 01-19-2005, 05:27 PM   #17
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One More Minute:

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I would rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage and throw it on the floor and stomp on it til I die, than spend one more minute with you. Oooohhh, ooohhh, ooohhh, oooohhhh.

my favorite Al song too.
"I'm stranded all alone at the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pumps".
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Old 01-19-2005, 05:30 PM   #18
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Old 01-19-2005, 05:32 PM   #19
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At one point I knew the whole song word-for-word.
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Old 01-19-2005, 05:42 PM   #20
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At one point I knew the whole song word-for-word.

I coulda kept up with you at one point myself.
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Old 01-19-2005, 05:50 PM   #21
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Old 01-19-2005, 05:52 PM   #22
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I'll have to chew on the Mount Rushmore. May be too difficul to narrow down to four classics.

For originals, I think Melanie and Good Old Days are underrated. Good Enough for Now is another. I tend to like his original tunes that parody a musical style or artists. Good Old Days is a great James Taylor parody.

Based on the concerts, I think the biggest fan reactions have been for Amish Paradise and Dare to Be Stupid. Aside, of course, from Yoda and The Saga Begins which he usually does together as an encore that really gets the crowd going.

I think my proudest musical possession would be a copy of his never-released "It's Still Billy Joel To Me." I think QS would enjoy that one.
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Old 01-19-2005, 05:55 PM   #23
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my favorite Al song too.
"I'm stranded all alone at the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pumps".


I was just gonna quote that one.
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:00 PM   #24
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They've got hands all covered with fungus!
They've got eyes like some kind of bug!
I sure hope they don't come in here -
I just shampooed the rug!
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:05 PM   #25
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Off the top of my head, those are my rushmore. When I have a better chance to think about it, I might have to edit the list.
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:10 PM   #26
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At one point I knew the whole song word-for-word.

It was a great time killer at work since you'd like up and 12 minutes had gone by.

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Old 01-19-2005, 06:17 PM   #27
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I know LL Cool J is probably still pissed off at him for making Amish Paradise MUCH more popular than Gangsters Paradise ever was.
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:18 PM   #28
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Smells like Nirvana was scary close to being nearly impossible to discern from the original
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:24 PM   #29
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I know LL Cool J is probably still pissed off at him for making Amish Paradise MUCH more popular than Gangsters Paradise ever was.

I'll bet you LL Cool J couldn't give two craps about either song
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:26 PM   #30
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Jeez, a Weird Al Mount Rushmore? That's damned difficult. I'll give it a quick shot.

The Night Santa Went Crazy
You Don't Love Me Anymore
Smells Like Nirvana
It's All About the Pentiums

With the right setup, "The Night Santa Went Crazy" is awesome in concert. The first time I saw him, I was in a place (the Saenger Theatre in New Orleans) that did snow effects with bubbles. At the time, I thought Al had brought that setup, but the next time I saw him was at the House of Blues, and it didn't happen (then again, he didn't sing the song either). On top of that, I went back to the Saenger to see Trans-Siberian Orchestra, and they did the snow effect, so I guess it was a Saenger thing.
"Bedrock Anthem" and "Like A Surgeon" are great in concert, too.

I particularly like "When I Was Your Age," "Talk Soup," and "King of Suede" off the top of my head, but they're certainly not Mount Rushmore material. I really need to look at a complete discography to try to make my definitive Mount Rushmore, but I feel pretty comfortable with the four I chose. Damn, I might have to listen to Weird Al on the way home from work tonight.
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:27 PM   #31
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Coolio, on the other hand, was pissed.
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:27 PM   #32
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I know LL Cool J is probably still pissed off at him for making Amish Paradise MUCH more popular than Gangsters Paradise ever was.

You mean Coolio. That entire incident between Coolio and Weird Al was bizarre.
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:31 PM   #33
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That reminds me, I've also seen him twice in concert and it's just awesome. He brings in video boards with sketches, music videos, etc and has all kinds of props and costumes. It's really an awesome show. My only regret is that both times I went, no one was really getting into the concert, people were mostly dead in their seats, clapping after each song, but this is a far departure from the type of rock concerts I'm used to

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Old 01-19-2005, 06:34 PM   #34
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That reminds me, I've also seen him twice in concert and it's just awesome. He brings in video boards with sketches, music videos, etc and has all kinds of props and costumes. It's really an awesome show. My only regret is that both times I went, no one was really getting into the concert, people were mostly dead in their seats, clapping after each song, but this is a far departure from the type of rock concerts I'm used to

You were just in the middle of shitty crowds. Both of the times I've seen him in New Orleans, the crowd was awesome.
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:39 PM   #35
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And for an original song, You Don't Love Me Anymore:

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm begging, won't you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:44 PM   #36
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I know LL Cool J is probably still pissed off at him for making Amish Paradise MUCH more popular than Gangsters Paradise ever was.

wow, you are SO white.
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:52 PM   #37
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Old 01-19-2005, 07:06 PM   #38
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I thought this was going to be another complaint about play-calling in the last 30 seconds of the first half. Carry on.
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Old 01-19-2005, 07:26 PM   #39
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I'll have to chew on the Mount Rushmore. May be too difficul to narrow down to four classics.

For originals, I think Melanie and Good Old Days are underrated. Good Enough for Now is another. I tend to like his original tunes that parody a musical style or artists. Good Old Days is a great James Taylor parody.

Based on the concerts, I think the biggest fan reactions have been for Amish Paradise and Dare to Be Stupid. Aside, of course, from Yoda and The Saga Begins which he usually does together as an encore that really gets the crowd going.

I think my proudest musical possession would be a copy of his never-released "It's Still Billy Joel To Me." I think QS would enjoy that one.

Goold Old Days would be my vote

the "torturing rats with a hacksaw, and pulling the wings off of flies" line was just brilliant.
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Old 01-19-2005, 07:32 PM   #40
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I know LL Cool J is probably still pissed off at him for making Amish Paradise MUCH more popular than Gangsters Paradise ever was.
Just damn.
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You were just in the middle of shitty crowds. Both of the times I've seen him in New Orleans, the crowd was awesome.

at the show i was at, people formed a conga line and danced all through the aisles, jumping up and down during "biggest ball of twine in minnesota".
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Old 01-19-2005, 07:46 PM   #42
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if i had to choose between a weird al rushmore, or the box...i think id take whats in the box
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Old 01-19-2005, 07:47 PM   #43
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Just damn.

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Old 01-19-2005, 07:49 PM   #44
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if i had to choose between a weird al rushmore, or the box...i think id take whats in the box

Nooooooooooothing, absolutely nothing..........


Does anyone remember the Weird Al show?
Why do all the good shows get cancelled?
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Old 01-19-2005, 08:03 PM   #45
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I thought this was going to be another complaint about play-calling in the last 30 seconds of the first half. Carry on.

l, I, what's the difference?
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Old 01-19-2005, 08:55 PM   #46
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how can there be this many tech geeks in one place and not yet one mention of "Its all about the Pentiums!"

plus - I truly thought I was the only person who appreciated the song Albuquerque - I have never heard another human being ever mention it, and yet it appears to be universally known, around FOFC at least.

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Old 01-19-2005, 08:59 PM   #47
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how can there be this many tech geeks in one place and not yet one mention of "Its all about the Pentiums!"

well, it's not like you mistook Coolio for LL Cool J...but Pentiums has been mentioned already. Great song. Much better than Jay-Z's original.
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Old 01-19-2005, 09:00 PM   #48
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Smells like Nirvana
Weenie in a Bottle
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All about the Pentiums

Errr, I don't think "Weenie in a Bottle" is Weird Al.
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Old 01-19-2005, 09:12 PM   #49
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Errr, I don't think "Weenie in a Bottle" is Weird Al.

Every reference i could find has the song credited to weird al
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Errr, I don't think "Weenie in a Bottle" is Weird Al.

nope.
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