Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 68: Ellen Page

DanGarion · 12-21-2011, 10:39 AM

So Rashida Jones got knocked out at 43.90% I have to admit I thought she would score higher. But now we are on to the star of Juno and Whip It, Ellen Page.

DanGarion · 12-21-2011, 10:39 AM

Very pressed for time this morning at work so if you can find better pictures please do!

Oh and I forgot it was Wednesday not Thursday. So um, tough shit.

Logan · 12-21-2011, 10:40 AM

Not. Disappointing nomination.

Aylmar · 12-21-2011, 10:40 AM

It's not Thursday. Is this a special holiday edition?

Kodos · 12-21-2011, 10:48 AM

Love her.

jeff061 · 12-21-2011, 10:55 AM

That attitude works for me.

Autumn · 12-21-2011, 11:00 AM

I love her, but don't find her hot at all.

ISiddiqui · 12-21-2011, 11:01 AM

I know some will just be tempted to only see her as "Juno", but she is hot in my book.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-21-2011, 11:02 AM

MikeVic is going to create 1000 new accounts just so he can vote hot 1001 times.

Logan · 12-21-2011, 11:03 AM

I've been able to handle these threads very well but I swear upon everything holy, if one of you clowns who voted Kate Upton NOT votes Ellen Page HOT I will beat you over the head with a sack of nickels.

BrianD · 12-21-2011, 11:04 AM

This should be an interesting vote. I think she is way less hot than most we have voted on, but that may work for her since us average guys might actually believe her to be approachable.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-21-2011, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Logan

I've been able to handle these threads very well but I swear upon everything holy, if one of you clowns who voted Kate Upton NOT votes Ellen Page HOT I will beat you over the head with a sack of nickels.

Sean Avery would vote Ellen Page hot before he'd vote Kate Upton hot.

Who the hell is Kate Upton anyway?

Ksyrup · 12-21-2011, 11:21 AM

At first I thought this was a throwback nomination of Bettie Page. Never seen or heard of this chick, though. I'm decidedly unmoved by the pictures, so I guess that means not by default. It's always a problem when they look prettier/hotter if they don't smile.

RomaGoth · 12-21-2011, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

This should be an interesting vote. I think she is way less hot than most we have voted on, but that may work for her since us average guys might actually believe her to be approachable.

Is this hot or not, or approachable or not?

larrymcg421 · 12-21-2011, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Logan

I've been able to handle these threads very well but I swear upon everything holy, if one of you clowns who voted Kate Upton NOT votes Ellen Page HOT I will beat you over the head with a sack of nickels.

Hi!

cody8200 · 12-21-2011, 11:28 AM

All of the hot girls in the world and this girl is up for nomination? Meh... She is nice in a cute kind of way. I know this is always said but seriously, I know a lot of girls much hotter than she is.

BillJasper · 12-21-2011, 11:31 AM

Definitely cute and doable, but not HOT.

MJ4H · 12-21-2011, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

At first I thought this was a throwback nomination of Bettie Page. Never seen or heard of this chick, though. I'm decidedly unmoved by the pictures, so I guess that means not by default. It's always a problem when they look prettier/hotter if they don't smile.

Have you seen Juno or Inception?

Pumpy Tudors · 12-21-2011, 11:32 AM

Most of you people (and, yes, I said you people, and I meant you people) play fantasy football, so I don't trust any of your opinions on anything, basically. So I say hot. I'm not actually going to vote, though.

Ksyrup · 12-21-2011, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MJ4H

Have you seen Juno or Inception?

No, I don't do movies. There's an entire generation of actors I've never seen perform and only know from over-my-head cultural references and commercials/TV appearances. This is one who has escaped me entirely (although I've heard of the movies, of course).

MJ4H · 12-21-2011, 11:38 AM

I can dig it

Pumpy Tudors · 12-21-2011, 11:39 AM

DOES SHE PLAY IN AN OBSCURE HEAVY METAL BAND BECAUSE HE MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF HER THEN

Autumn · 12-21-2011, 11:39 AM

People who said Kate Upton looks like she's 14 must think Ellen Page is a zygote.

Julio Riddols · 12-21-2011, 11:40 AM

I really think shes an excellent actress and whatnot, and she is definitely intelligent enough to find hot, but I don't find her physically hot. Hot brain, yeah.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-21-2011, 11:40 AM

You're all putting yourselves on MikeVic's hit list.

Autumn · 12-21-2011, 11:41 AM

Don't forget she's Kitty Pryde. She'll be hot at the comic conventions forever.

Ksyrup · 12-21-2011, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

DOES SHE PLAY IN AN OBSCURE HEAVY METAL BAND BECAUSE HE MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF HER THEN

I do quite enjoy many European female-fronted metal bands. I don't think she'd win a hot or not with any of them, either.

Abe Sargent · 12-21-2011, 11:43 AM

Ellen Page is hot in the same way that Tina Fey is hot. Intelligent, sassy, funny, and very interesting. It's what helps Natalie Portman compete with people like Scarlett J. and so forth. She's the complete package. And if she wants my package, all she has to do is ask.

larrymcg421 · 12-21-2011, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Ellen Page is hot in the same way that Tina Fey is hot. Intelligent, sassy, funny, and very interesting. It's what helps Natalie Portman compete with people like Scarlett J. and so forth. She's the complete package. And if she wants my package, all she has to do is ask.

This.

PackerFanatic · 12-21-2011, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Ellen Page is hot in the same way that Tina Fey is hot. Intelligent, sassy, funny, and very interesting. It's what helps Natalie Portman compete with people like Scarlett J. and so forth. She's the complete package. And if she wants my package, all she has to do is ask.

Bingo.

MJ4H · 12-21-2011, 11:49 AM

Looks: Natalie Portman > Ellen Page > Tina Fey

Personality: Ellen Page > Natalie Portman > Tina Fey

Rizon · 12-21-2011, 11:53 AM

She looks like Haley Joel Osment, but less gay.

JediKooter · 12-21-2011, 11:55 AM

I'd do her.

Noop · 12-21-2011, 11:55 AM

Yes. I love slim women and her performance in Super makes her Hot.

Abe Sargent · 12-21-2011, 12:00 PM

I would choose this picture, from the quick ones on google.

JediKooter · 12-21-2011, 12:03 PM

Ok. I'd do her twice.

Rizon · 12-21-2011, 12:05 PM

Not that I wouldn't bang a 16 year old in West Virginia, but damn she looks young. Like 15.

Subby · 12-21-2011, 12:05 PM

And you would choose that one...why? Because you had a medically-induced boner that had overstayed its welcome?

DaddyTorgo · 12-21-2011, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Not that I wouldn't bang a 16 year old in West Virginia, but damn she looks young. Like 15.

That's being kind. I'd say she looks like she's 13...14 tops.

Where's PedoBear when you need him?

Ksyrup · 12-21-2011, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

Not that I wouldn't bang a 16 year old in West Virginia, but damn she looks young. Like 15.

No shit. I renew my Disney Channel/Nickelodeon comment from the last one of these threads.

Racer · 12-21-2011, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

I've been able to handle these threads very well but I swear upon everything holy, if one of you clowns who voted Kate Upton NOT votes Ellen Page HOT I will beat you over the head with a sack of nickels.

I guess I'm a clown then, haha (though I do usually go hot).

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Ellen Page is hot in the same way that Tina Fey is hot. Intelligent, sassy, funny, and very interesting. It's what helps Natalie Portman compete with people like Scarlett J. and so forth. She's the complete package. And if she wants my package, all she has to do is ask.

Yeah, I think this is what makes here "hot" so to speak.

cuervo72 · 12-21-2011, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Ellen Page is hot in the same way that Tina Fey is hot. Intelligent, sassy, funny, and very interesting.

So...I can put you down as a yes for Phyllis Diller then.

MikeVic · 12-21-2011, 12:40 PM

I'm staying out of these threads normally, but had to vote on this one. Pumpy is right, my hit list now includes the Not voters.

Autumn · 12-21-2011, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

So...I can put you down as a yes for Phyllis Diller then.

lol

Autumn · 12-21-2011, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

No shit. I renew my Disney Channel/Nickelodeon comment from the last one of these threads.

Apology accepted.

Ksyrup · 12-21-2011, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

Apology accepted.

Huh? I said I renew it, not removed it from that thread and put it in this one. That pic of the chick in the other thread looked like a child to me, large breasteses or not. That said, this one's far more egregious. She looks like a combo of first season iCarly with Selena Gomez's forehead in that pic.

Autumn · 12-21-2011, 01:15 PM

Sorry, I've just decided to pretend people say things that make sense. I've found it makes life easier.

Karlifornia · 12-21-2011, 01:18 PM

Pass...she has never made it move for me.

RomaGoth · 12-21-2011, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

That's being kind. I'd say she looks like she's 13...14 tops.

Where's PedoBear when you need him?

I suspect she could get my son interested in girls, but he is 10.

Drake · 12-21-2011, 01:23 PM

Hot is probably an overstatement...but she falls into the guilty pleasure category for me.

View Poll Results: Ellen Page, Hot? or Not?
Hot!	58	34.73%
Not!	109	65.27%
Voters: 167. You may not vote on this poll

12-21-2011, 10:39 AM	#2
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Very pressed for time this morning at work so if you can find better pictures please do! Oh and I forgot it was Wednesday not Thursday. So um, tough shit. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO! Last edited by DanGarion : 12-21-2011 at 10:44 AM.

12-21-2011, 10:40 AM	#4
Aylmar High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Los Angeles	It's not Thursday. Is this a special holiday edition? __________________ "At its best, football is still football, an amalgam of thought and violence, chess with broken bones and shredded ligaments." -- Dave Kindred

12-21-2011, 10:48 AM	#5
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Love her. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

12-21-2011, 10:55 AM	#6
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	That attitude works for me. __________________

12-21-2011, 10:40 AM	#3
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Not. Disappointing nomination.

12-21-2011, 11:00 AM	#7
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I love her, but don't find her hot at all.

12-21-2011, 11:01 AM	#8
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	I know some will just be tempted to only see her as "Juno", but she is hot in my book. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

12-21-2011, 11:02 AM	#9
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	MikeVic is going to create 1000 new accounts just so he can vote hot 1001 times. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-21-2011, 11:03 AM	#10
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I've been able to handle these threads very well but I swear upon everything holy, if one of you clowns who voted Kate Upton NOT votes Ellen Page HOT I will beat you over the head with a sack of nickels.

12-21-2011, 11:04 AM	#11
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	This should be an interesting vote. I think she is way less hot than most we have voted on, but that may work for her since us average guys might actually believe her to be approachable.

12-21-2011, 11:21 AM	#13
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	At first I thought this was a throwback nomination of Bettie Page. Never seen or heard of this chick, though. I'm decidedly unmoved by the pictures, so I guess that means not by default. It's always a problem when they look prettier/hotter if they don't smile. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

12-21-2011, 11:28 AM	#16
cody8200 High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2000	All of the hot girls in the world and this girl is up for nomination? Meh... She is nice in a cute kind of way. I know this is always said but seriously, I know a lot of girls much hotter than she is.

12-21-2011, 11:31 AM	#17
BillJasper Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Northern Kentucky	Definitely cute and doable, but not HOT. __________________ The Confederacy lost, it is time to dismantle it.

12-21-2011, 11:32 AM	#19
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Most of you people (and, yes, I said you people, and I meant *you people*) play fantasy football, so I don't trust any of your opinions on anything, basically. So I say hot. I'm not actually going to vote, though. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-21-2011, 11:38 AM	#21
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	I can dig it

12-21-2011, 11:39 AM	#22
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	DOES SHE PLAY IN AN OBSCURE HEAVY METAL BAND BECAUSE HE MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF HER THEN __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-21-2011, 11:40 AM	#24
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	I really think shes an excellent actress and whatnot, and she is definitely intelligent enough to find hot, but I don't find her physically hot. Hot brain, yeah. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

12-21-2011, 11:41 AM	#26
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Don't forget she's Kitty Pryde. She'll be hot at the comic conventions forever.

12-21-2011, 11:43 AM	#28
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Ellen Page is hot in the same way that Tina Fey is hot. Intelligent, sassy, funny, and very interesting. It's what helps Natalie Portman compete with people like Scarlett J. and so forth. She's the complete package. And if she wants my package, all she has to do is ask. __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

12-21-2011, 11:49 AM	#31
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Looks: Natalie Portman > Ellen Page > Tina Fey Personality: Ellen Page > Natalie Portman > Tina Fey

12-21-2011, 11:55 AM	#33
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I'd do her. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

12-21-2011, 11:55 AM	#34
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Yes. I love slim women and her performance in Super makes her Hot. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

12-21-2011, 12:00 PM	#35
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	I would choose this picture, from the quick ones on google. __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

12-21-2011, 12:03 PM	#36
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Ok. I'd do her twice. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

12-21-2011, 12:05 PM	#38
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12-21-2011, 12:40 PM	#43
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I'm staying out of these threads normally, but had to vote on this one. Pumpy is right, my hit list now includes the Not voters.

12-21-2011, 01:15 PM	#47
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Sorry, I've just decided to pretend people say things that make sense. I've found it makes life easier.

12-21-2011, 01:18 PM	#48
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Pass...she has never made it move for me. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

12-21-2011, 01:23 PM	#50
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	Hot is probably an overstatement...but she falls into the guilty pleasure category for me.

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