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Old 07-16-2014, 10:57 AM   #1
Easy Mac
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bug bites at the beach

So for the last day I've had a large grouping of burrs on my back. Literally a hundred. We're at a beach resort, so I'm obviously worked it's bed bugs. I'm the only one in this bed, only one with bites. But I've slept with my shirt on, so I should in theory have bus on my arms and legs.

Any ideas?

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Old 07-16-2014, 11:08 AM   #2
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Sand fleas?
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Old 07-16-2014, 11:14 AM   #3
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Bug bites at beach? That's a bitch.
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Old 07-16-2014, 11:30 AM   #4
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My wife has all sorts of problems with stuff like this. Probably just stuff in the sand. Are you itchy? If so the salt water can help relieve the problem by drawing the toxins out. Conversely if you've been in the ocean a lot then it could be jelly fish, so stay out of the water =)

Another possibility if it's not itchy is heat rash.
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Old 07-16-2014, 12:17 PM   #5
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Old 07-16-2014, 12:41 PM   #6
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Green flies
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Old 07-16-2014, 12:53 PM   #7
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You must be delicious
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Old 07-16-2014, 12:54 PM   #8
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yet another reason to despise the beach.
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Old 07-16-2014, 12:55 PM   #9
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How is your sexual prowess? Feeling stronger? Growing weird hairs?
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Old 07-16-2014, 02:22 PM   #10
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have you developed any superpowers that we should know about?
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Old 07-16-2014, 02:47 PM   #11
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Green flies

If it was green flies they'd be huge bites and you know.
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Old 07-16-2014, 03:55 PM   #12
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Sand Gnats?
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Old 07-16-2014, 04:32 PM   #13
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It might be a tumor.
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Old 07-16-2014, 04:48 PM   #14
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Or lots of little tumors.
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Old 07-16-2014, 05:02 PM   #15
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maybe a little sandshark took a nibble?
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Old 07-17-2014, 09:36 PM   #16
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you in souf kakalacki?

dem no see ums. or sand fleas.
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Old 07-17-2014, 10:59 PM   #17
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No see ums. Those things are fuckers. Especially later in the afternoon.
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