Susan Smith needs a pal!

sachmo71 · 07-10-2003, 01:48 PM

From the Smoking Gun:

Susan Smith: Reformed Pen Pal

Please post results when you hear back from her.

Fritz · 07-10-2003, 01:51 PM

"In my spare time I enjoy reading, working puzzles, and writing."

she must go through a shitload of puzzles.

Craptacular · 07-10-2003, 01:55 PM

Maybe QuikSand can send her some good ones.

Franklinnoble · 07-10-2003, 01:58 PM

Somewhere in here there's a joke containing the following words: HornsManiac, cocky, funny.

cthomer5000 · 07-10-2003, 02:03 PM

It would be a great FOFC contest to see who is the first to get her to respond to a letter.

Samdari · 07-10-2003, 02:11 PM

I love how pleasant and happy she looks in her prison uniform. Not sure I could crack a smile there. And, what are these like school pictures - do they take them every year and send them to relative, who collect them for a scrapbook? "Look, here's Susan in her 4th year of prison."

CamEdwards · 07-10-2003, 02:14 PM

wow. every response a classic post.

I think the best idea would be for the entire board to help draft a letter from HM to Susan Smith.

vtbub · 07-10-2003, 02:16 PM

My god, or galt, she is exactly two months olderf than I am.

Fritz · 07-10-2003, 02:21 PM

she is not bad looking. I would pay her a conjugal visit.

tucker342 · 07-10-2003, 02:25 PM

Ya, but she might try to drown you in her pussy juices

Samdari · 07-10-2003, 02:33 PM

Wow, Tucker, that may be the FOFC post that is offensive on the most levels.

Franklinnoble · 07-10-2003, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
she is not bad looking. I would pay her a conjugal visit.

Sounds like a good opening line for our collective FOFC letter to her...

Abe Sargent · 07-10-2003, 03:15 PM

Definately bangable, but not someone I'd want to wake up next to.

-Anxiety

Franklinnoble · 07-10-2003, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anxiety
Definately bangable, but not someone I'd want to wake up next to.

Fortunately, conjugal visits don't last overnight.

Samdari · 07-10-2003, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Fortunately, conjugal visits don't last overnight.

Ahhh, to be single....

Axxon · 07-10-2003, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anxiety
Definately bangable, but not someone I'd want to wake up next to.

-Anxiety

Well, with Susan the odds are good that you wouldn't wake up the next morning you know.

I too think she's physically attractive but I just can't get past the whole murdered her own children thing. Pity.

Critch · 07-10-2003, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anxiety
Definately bangable, but not someone I'd want to wake up next to.

-Anxiety

or let borrow your car.

Ben E Lou · 07-10-2003, 03:26 PM

OK...Can you believe that this warranted a FELONY???

Axxon · 07-10-2003, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SkyDog
OK...Can you believe that this warranted a FELONY???

Meat juice joke in 5...4..3..2...1

Hammer755 · 07-10-2003, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Axxon
I too think she's physically attractive but I just can't get past the whole murdered her own children thing.

Plus she's a libra.

Swaggs · 07-10-2003, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SkyDog
OK...Can you believe that this warranted a FELONY???

The trail of meat juice always leads you to the culprit!

Axxon · 07-10-2003, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Swaggs
The trail of meat juice always leads you to the culprit!

And we have a meat juice joke. Not a particularly great one but one nonetheless.

Franklinnoble · 07-10-2003, 04:08 PM

I think it warranted a felony simply based upon the sheer stupidity of the crime.

I mean, who steals a steak and hides it in a bathroom?

Axxon · 07-10-2003, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
I think it warranted a felony simply based upon the sheer stupidity of the crime.

I mean, who steals a steak and hides it in a bathroom?

A very hungry person with diarrhea???

Franklinnoble · 07-10-2003, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Axxon
A very hungry person with diarrhea???

Maybe... but I'm pretty sure drug use is a more likely explaination.

Axxon · 07-10-2003, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Maybe... but I'm pretty sure drug use is a more likely explaination.

Man, and she looks SO wholesome in the picture.

Swaggs · 07-10-2003, 04:41 PM

I kind of like this line: Katherine King, a 38-year-old San Andreas woman who called cops after discovering her meat was missing.

Axxon · 07-10-2003, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Swaggs
I kind of like this line: Katherine King, a 38-year-old San Andreas woman who called cops after discovering her meat was missing.

All she had was a juice trail for her efforts.

I wonder if they tried to give her the steak back and if she accepted it. She may have been eating good after all.

JeeberD · 07-10-2003, 04:54 PM

Since we're on a SmokingGun.com kick, I have to post this, the so-called "Scariest Mugshot Ever!"...

Yikes!!!!!!

Oh, and here's Randall "The Sausage Slugger" Simon's mugshot as well...

Franklinnoble · 07-10-2003, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JeeberD
Since we're on a SmokingGun.com kick, I have to post this...

Yikes!!!!!!

John Rocker has really let himself go...

JeeberD · 07-10-2003, 05:01 PM

Hmmm, doesn't that look like it could say "Horns" above his left eyebrow? Wonder where the "Maniac" is tattooed?

kcchief19 · 07-10-2003, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cthomer5000
It would be a great FOFC contest to see who is the first to get her to respond to a letter.

I think I smell a Dynasty thread here ...

I don't know if she has Internet access in the hole, but it sounds like she might enjoy Hattrick. I think she and Billy Madison would hit it off smashingly.

07-10-2003, 01:51 PM	#2
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	"In my spare time I enjoy reading, working puzzles, and writing." she must go through a shitload of puzzles. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

07-10-2003, 02:11 PM	#6
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	I love how pleasant and happy she looks in her prison uniform. Not sure I could crack a smile there. And, what are these like school pictures - do they take them every year and send them to relative, who collect them for a scrapbook? "Look, here's Susan in her 4th year of prison." __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

07-10-2003, 02:14 PM	#7
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	wow. every response a classic post. I think the best idea would be for the entire board to help draft a letter from HM to Susan Smith. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

07-10-2003, 02:16 PM	#8
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	My god, or galt, she is exactly two months olderf than I am. __________________

07-10-2003, 02:21 PM	#9
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	she is not bad looking. I would pay her a conjugal visit. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

07-10-2003, 01:55 PM	#3
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	Maybe QuikSand can send her some good ones.

07-10-2003, 01:58 PM	#4
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Somewhere in here there's a joke containing the following words: HornsManiac, cocky, funny.

07-10-2003, 02:25 PM	#10
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Ya, but she might try to drown you in her pussy juices

07-10-2003, 02:33 PM	#11
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	Wow, Tucker, that may be the FOFC post that is offensive on the most levels. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

07-10-2003, 03:15 PM	#13
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Definately bangable, but not someone I'd want to wake up next to. -Anxiety __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

07-10-2003, 03:26 PM	#18
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	OK...Can you believe that this warranted a FELONY??? __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

07-10-2003, 04:08 PM	#23
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I think it warranted a felony simply based upon the sheer stupidity of the crime. I mean, who steals a steak and hides it in a bathroom?

07-10-2003, 04:41 PM	#27
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I kind of like this line: Katherine King, a 38-year-old San Andreas woman who called cops after discovering her meat was missing. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

07-10-2003, 04:54 PM	#29
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Since we're on a SmokingGun.com kick, I have to post this, the so-called "Scariest Mugshot Ever!"... Yikes!!!!!! Oh, and here's Randall "The Sausage Slugger" Simon's mugshot as well... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 07-10-2003 at 04:55 PM.

07-10-2003, 05:01 PM	#31
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Hmmm, doesn't that look like it could say "Horns" above his left eyebrow? Wonder where the "Maniac" is tattooed? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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