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Awkward
My best friend just caught my GF's cousin cheating on him (its not that serious, they havnt been together that long) BUT, my GF didnt know, AND the cousin in question lives with us. PLUS, my BF lives 6 doors down and we all hang otu together. He busted her by calling a hotel where she said she was going to stay with a friend while her husband was out of town. now it just so happens that this rock band coincidentally happens to be in town the same weekend and she's hookin up with one of the members. The hotel confirmed her reservation and she played it off all the way up to him dropping the ball on her that he knew. He said he was going to wait and call her at the hotel but her mushiness right up to before she was supposed to leave pushed him over the edge and he dropped the bomb. NOW it is going to be a little awkward, id say
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12-03-2004, 02:55 PM | #2 |
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If I hadn't just gotten a new, slick haircut today, I'd say that this has made my day.
No, not the story itself. Just a classic Flash post. Your grammar and it's familiarity just sends a smile to my face. Thank you. |
12-03-2004, 02:56 PM | #3 |
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I say depending on the popularity of the rock band, this is a freebie.
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12-03-2004, 02:56 PM | #4 |
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My head is about to explode. I have given up trying to figure out who did what to whom.
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12-03-2004, 02:57 PM | #5 |
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I've read that five times and still can't get all the relationships right. In the end am I going to be my own grandpaw?
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12-03-2004, 02:57 PM | #6 |
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I'd be lying if I said I could understand who's done what in this story.
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12-03-2004, 02:57 PM | #7 |
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I don't quite understand... your GF's cousin is going out with your best friend? Who's married? Who slept with the rock band?
You gotta be more coherent. And post pix. |
12-03-2004, 02:58 PM | #8 |
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same it confusing..
rephase it |
12-03-2004, 02:58 PM | #9 |
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Me too, its the use of GF as girlfriend for one then BF I figured would be boyfriend, but its best friend. Trying to decipher the story is giving me diarrhea.
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12-03-2004, 02:58 PM | #10 |
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Ok, I'm confused your best friend is dating your girl friend's cousin who is married?
huh? |
12-03-2004, 02:58 PM | #11 |
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So your girlfriend's cousin is married yet dating your best friend, who busted her cheating on him?
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
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I definitely need clarification on this sentence. |
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12-03-2004, 03:00 PM | #13 |
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Good stuff Flash.
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12-03-2004, 03:00 PM | #14 |
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i was just about to say the same thing... so flasch has a GF and a BF? Kinky.
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12-03-2004, 03:00 PM | #15 | |
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Best friend, not boyfriend. That one had me confused for a minute as well...
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12-03-2004, 03:03 PM | #17 |
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No! NO REPHASE!! Leave it the way it is!
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Damn, unfortunately that makes sense. Based on first reading of that story I had this image of a crazy same-sex love quadrangle going on. |
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12-03-2004, 03:04 PM | #19 |
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That was like trying to follow a single noodle in a bowl of spaghetti.
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12-03-2004, 03:04 PM | #20 |
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"My best friend just caught my GF's cousin cheating on him"
huh? of course your best friend is going to catch your GF cousin cheating on your best friend....how can you not miss that one? |
12-03-2004, 03:05 PM | #21 |
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Hatcher, you've got to understand that this could be a classic for sure. No explanation is necessary. It's very easy to understand and it's pure gold.
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12-03-2004, 03:05 PM | #22 |
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I think this is the new FOFC puzzle game. You have to figure out what is actually happening in this story to win.
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12-03-2004, 03:05 PM | #23 |
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jb is what makes FOFC a sort of place.
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12-03-2004, 03:05 PM | #24 |
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I figured it out. Do I win anything?
Flasch's girlfriend's cousin was dating his best friend. The cousin lives with him and his best friend lives 6 doors down. The cousin cheated on the best friend, but they were not that serious. She was going to hook up with a rock band member at a hotel.
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I think these are the lyrics from the latest Ja Rule release. Only I dont want to know what Flasch is doing with the boyfriend of the lead drummer's cousin, who lives six doors down from the local rock hotel.
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Don't forget that the cousin is married... Edit: Nevermind. I think she was going to stay with a friend while the friend's husband was out of town...
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12-03-2004, 03:09 PM | #28 |
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I so want to know what happened here... but I'm confused.
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12-03-2004, 03:09 PM | #29 |
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Flasch186 is probably laughing at us right now..trying to firgure this out
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Maybe it is Michael W. Smith?
http://www.tickco.com/search.asp?Cit...le&EventType=2 I have no clue who he is.
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12-03-2004, 03:12 PM | #34 |
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This thread has really made me laugh out loud at work... damn you guys.
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12-03-2004, 03:13 PM | #36 |
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We need a poll:
What's more awkward? 1) The situation Flasch attempted to describe; or 2) The manner in which he attempted to describe it
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Flasch is goign to come back and wonder how this thread exploded into instant classic status.
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Ok, unless that is Flasch's BF, then it has no business being in this thread. Well, even if it IS Flasch's BF it doesn't belong here. Super Units don't belong at FOFC.
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If you were Flasch's cousins, girlfriend's, best friend, person she met at the bar why would you sleep with Michael W. Smith?
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12-03-2004, 03:18 PM | #43 |
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Joe Cocker is still alive? And still singing?
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I actually understood it. Granted, it took a few "wait, I gotta re-read that line", but I figured it all out.
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I honestly had no idea I would come back from a customer to this....wow, um, GE is the winner. and Jeeber was additionally right. You win an autographed headshot of me...and my BF and GF will sign it too, thank you. thankuverymuch.
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12-03-2004, 03:21 PM | #47 |
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Yeah, I mean, seriously...how can you not figure that his best friend was dating the cousin of his girlfriend, but that cousin cheated on him with a rock band member while she was supposedly staying with a friend at a hotel while that friend's husband was out of town? Seems pretty straightforward to me....
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These two lines are what confuse me:
"He busted her by calling a hotel where she said she was going to stay with a friend..." "The hotel confirmed her reservation and she played it off all the way up to him dropping the ball..." How can the hotel call bust her if they confirmed her reservation? |
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That's confusing. But I still wouldn't sleep with Michael W. Smith. His face is all scratchy.
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