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09-22-2022, 02:03 PM
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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How to (successfully) hit on a relative
Ok love gurus I need your help.
I'm sick of spending my weekends alone getting depressed watching my loins lose. I was thinking of inviting one of my relatives over Friday night or something to watch a movie. Is this a good idea? Bad idea? What movie should I suggest? My initial thought was to have her bring a movie and then screen something of my choosing. I do have a projector (which has roughly a 120" screen) and surround sound. My love life is in your hands FOFC. Give me all the advice you can muster. |
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09-22-2022, 02:21 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Depends on the definition of "relative".
If relative is up to first cousin, pass. If second cousin+, possibly consider. Post pic If non-blood relative, go for it! |
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09-22-2022, 02:22 PM
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World Champion Mis-speller
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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A) Are you in Alabama?
B) Are you willing to move to Alabama? |
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09-22-2022, 02:27 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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First piece of advice would be to not spend so much time watching your loins.
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09-22-2022, 03:25 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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I hear Dr. Oz has some opinions on this subject
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09-22-2022, 05:50 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: May 2006
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Don't leave your love life in the hands of FOFC. |
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09-22-2022, 06:49 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Canada
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May I suggest Les Cousins Dangereux.
See also...Arrested Development - Les Cousins Dangereux - YouTube |
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09-22-2022, 06:51 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Puyallup, WA
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Have either of you watched House of Dragon yet?
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09-22-2022, 06:54 PM
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Last edited by Kodos : 09-22-2022 at 06:56 PM. |
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09-22-2022, 08:59 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Maybe you should try reading
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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09-23-2022, 12:26 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burke, VA
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10-03-2022, 05:18 AM
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World Champion Mis-speller
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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I need an update. Are you your own grandpa yet?
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