07-12-2005, 02:33 PM | #1 | ||
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Hints for Hollywood: New movie ideas
With all the sequels and remakes, I think it is clear that Hollywood has run out of ideas. Enter the FOFC Think Tank! Let's brainstorm ideas:
Pinocchio II: Night Of The Beavers A twist on the stale horror movie genre. "Get off of me! I'm a real boy!" |
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07-12-2005, 02:36 PM | #2 |
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Werewolf VIII: Naked Time : An erotic journey from Milan to Minsk follows the misadventures of horny werewolves.
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07-12-2005, 02:37 PM | #3 | |
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No dead cats involved? |
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07-12-2005, 02:37 PM | #4 |
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Followed by Pinnocchio III: Attack of the Gay Termites"
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07-12-2005, 02:39 PM | #6 | |
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and yet, everything 's offered sequels so far...maybe we've run out of ideas too!
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07-12-2005, 02:40 PM | #7 |
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A live action remake of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer starring Ted Kennedy as Rudolph, and George W. as Baby New Year.
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07-12-2005, 02:42 PM | #8 | |
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Rambo 12 - Extermination Sly Stallone reprises his role as John Rambo who after years of therapy finally snaps and goes on a personal mission to rid the planet of all cats.
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07-12-2005, 02:42 PM | #9 |
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A move based on Raptor Red, except featuring T. Rexs. A Jurassic Park with no annoying kids, or one where the annoying kids get eaten.
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07-12-2005, 02:43 PM | #10 | |
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I think a mouse-sized Predator taking on the cats would be better. |
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07-12-2005, 02:47 PM | #11 |
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Perhaps a movie about an alien who comes to Earth, befriends a wealthy business tycoon, and tries to destroy the Dallas Cowboys by taking over an existing NFL franchise and moving them to the Dallas-Ft.Worth area?
You could have lots of cameos, and the product placement possibilities are astounding. You'd garner the sports fan, the sci-fi fan, and if you had some nude locker room scenes, you might even get the female movie-goers as well. You could even spin it off into a TV series.
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07-12-2005, 02:59 PM | #12 |
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C'mon, man. Nobody would be interested in something like that.
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07-12-2005, 03:17 PM | #13 | |
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07-12-2005, 03:25 PM | #14 | |
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Or the female version Pin-Nookie-O The girl that gets tighter and tighter as she lies...
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07-12-2005, 03:27 PM | #15 |
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I am the Awesom-O 4000. I am programmed to give great movie ideas.
Um... okay. How about this: Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a ...golden retriever, or something. Or, how about this: Adam Sandler... inherits like, a billion dollars, but first, he has to, like, become a ...boxer, or something. Or, finally: Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and falls in love with a coconut.
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07-12-2005, 03:43 PM | #16 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Family Guy covered that one already.
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07-12-2005, 03:50 PM | #17 |
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A mad scientist tries to control the world by injecting poison into every human using an evil army of trained mosquitos which he has bred. One night while making a big batch of his poison, he trips and falls into the vat and becomes.....
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07-12-2005, 04:03 PM | #18 |
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"Hey Brad! The Movie!"
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07-12-2005, 04:04 PM | #19 | |
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I can't remember what this is from, but I remember some joke about "Lie to me! Tell me the truth! LIE TO ME! OH GOD, LIE TO ME!!!" |
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07-12-2005, 04:06 PM | #20 |
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I would love a movie based on Guadalcanal, Iwo Jima, battle of Manial...etc.
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07-12-2005, 04:10 PM | #21 | |
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this might be big in Wisconsin. |
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07-12-2005, 04:13 PM | #22 | |
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The sequel to "Hey Arnold!"? |
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07-12-2005, 04:49 PM | #23 |
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Mansquito was already a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie starring Parker Lewis from Parker Lewis Can't Lose.
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07-12-2005, 04:53 PM | #24 |
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Anyone remember The Program? That movie should be remade.
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07-12-2005, 04:58 PM | #25 |
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A movie about a colossal squid and a submarine?
The submarine Captain could be a little clownfish with a deformed fin. The deformed fin could be the result of an attack by the colossal squid. Over time the captain becomes obesessed with revenge and a desire to hunt down the squid and kill it. However, after years of searching the captain finally tracks down his prey, only to be driven insane by the sound of a ticking clock in the beast's belly. Ok, anyone think they can get all the movie/literary references?
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07-12-2005, 05:02 PM | #26 |
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I think a good idea for a movie would be the life and times of Recty, the Rectal Trout.
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07-12-2005, 05:10 PM | #27 | |
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20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Finding Nemo Moby Dick Peter Pan What do I win?
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07-12-2005, 05:20 PM | #28 | |
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Nothing yet. The last one is a dual reference. Poor Jeeber.
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07-12-2005, 05:25 PM | #29 |
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Crap. I lose...
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07-12-2005, 05:27 PM | #30 |
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I thought for sure Finding Nemo was one.
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07-12-2005, 05:34 PM | #31 |
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Finding Nemo is correct. All the ones Jeeber listed are correct, but there is one more. The last sentence is a dual reference.
Also, post #30 is deliciously ironic.
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07-12-2005, 05:45 PM | #32 |
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Heh, A Tale Tale Heart. That was actually the first thing I thought of except it had nothing to do with squid/the sea/etc..
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07-12-2005, 06:12 PM | #33 |
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FOFC the Movie. Starring Darius Rucker and Broken Lizard.
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07-12-2005, 07:33 PM | #34 | |
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