Awkward - Page 3

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

I'll "interview" the GF. You can have the Rock Star.

How do you know the RS isn't F? Gender was never specified. She could have been caught sleeping with Britney Spears for all we know at this point.

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

the concert was part of the Buzz Bake Sale, so he found out the hotels sponosring the BBS and called them. If she had a room there than that would mean she was lying to him so she could see the RS and wouldnt be staying at the friend's house. One of the hotels confirmed that she was staying there, or at least had reservations for the weekend meaning that he was right and she was lying. Another ass kicker is my 3rd roomie, point blank asked her last night if she was going down to see RS and she said "no." So she was just lying to everyone, BF, C, Me, 3R, and I dont know about HF so.....its gonna be really wierd when she comes home.

More clues.

Who is 3R? Who is RS?

AHHH!!!

korme · 12-03-2004, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

the concert was part of the Buzz Bake Sale, so he found out the hotels sponosring the BBS and called them. If she had a room there than that would mean she was lying to him so she could see the RS and wouldnt be staying at the friend's house. One of the hotels confirmed that she was staying there, or at least had reservations for the weekend meaning that he was right and she was lying. Another ass kicker is my 3rd roomie, point blank asked her last night if she was going down to see RS and she said "no." So she was just lying to everyone, BF, C, Me, 3R, and I dont know about HF so.....its gonna be really wierd when she comes home.

oh shit oh shit oh shit

quick fierre, add 3rd roomie!

Who is C? HF?

The plot thickens.

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

How do you know the RS isn't F? Gender was never specified. She could have been caught sleeping with Britney Spears for all we know at this point.

The GF's cousin sleeping with BS.

WOW!

korme · 12-03-2004, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

More clues.

Who is 3R? Who is RS?

AHHH!!!

duh GE, 3rd Roomie and Rock Star.

Wolfpack · 12-03-2004, 03:44 PM

Wow...100 replies in 45 minutes...there was apparently a 15-minute lull as everyone tried to digest the first post before diving in.

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:44 PM

3R = Third Roomie.

jbmagic · 12-03-2004, 03:45 PM

this needs to be sticky..

very classic

Fidatelo · 12-03-2004, 03:45 PM

Flasch's acquaintances are beginning to read like a batting order.

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

3R = Third Roomie.

Crap! Cross post with Shorty.

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:45 PM

RS = Rock Star

But who is RS?

The 3R is the cousin.

korme · 12-03-2004, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbmagic

this needs to be sticky..

very classic

and my man jb just adds a complete gem

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

oh shit oh shit oh shit

quick fierre, add 3rd roomie!

Who is C? HF?

The plot thickens.

I believe HF is Hatcher

Buzzbee · 12-03-2004, 03:46 PM

Anyone else reminded of "Good Morning Vietnam"?

"Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC, he could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP."

GrantDawg · 12-03-2004, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

the concert was part of the Buzz Bake Sale, so he found out the hotels sponosring the BBS and called them. If she had a room there than that would mean she was lying to him so she could see the RS and wouldnt be staying at the friend's house. One of the hotels confirmed that she was staying there, or at least had reservations for the weekend meaning that he was right and she was lying. Another ass kicker is my 3rd roomie, point blank asked her last night if she was going down to see RS and she said "no." So she was just lying to everyone, BF, C, Me, 3R, and I dont know about HF so.....its gonna be really wierd when she comes home.

So RS F C in the 3R?

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

I believe HF is Hatcher

Hatcher?!?!

Franklinnoble · 12-03-2004, 03:46 PM

I've backed up the diagram for posterity. But now it looks like it needs to be updated...

korme · 12-03-2004, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

RS = Rock Star

But who is RS?

The 3R is the cousin.

what? you're making less sense than flasch. you answered your own question about who RS is, and 3R is 3rd roomie, not the cousin. C, i figured out, is the cousin.

SplitPersonality1 · 12-03-2004, 03:47 PM

Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick.

Right?

JeeberD · 12-03-2004, 03:47 PM

C = Cousin?

HF = ?Her Friend?

Fidatelo · 12-03-2004, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantDawg

So RS F C in the 3R?

with the candlestick?

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:48 PM

Here is a key:

BF - the best friend
C - maybe his girlfriend
Me - Flasch
3R - the cousin
HF - an outsider, maybe a lesbian

korme · 12-03-2004, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

I believe HF is Hatcher

No because he is representing himself as "Me", why would he say "I don't know about HF (me)?" That makes no sense, he knows about himself.

Fidatelo · 12-03-2004, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitPersonality1

Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick.

Right?

crap you beat me to it

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

what? you're making less sense than flasch. you answered your own question about who RS is, and 3R is 3rd roomie, not the cousin. C, i figured out, is the cousin.

No, No. C is someone else.

jbmagic · 12-03-2004, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

Here is a key:

BF - the best friend
C - maybe his girlfriend
Me - Flasch
3R - the cousin
HF - an outsider, maybe a lesbian

what will boyfriend be then?

korme · 12-03-2004, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

Hatcher?!?!

Hatcher Flaschen, Punisher-movie-star-slash-FOFC-poster-extraordinare

Buzzbee · 12-03-2004, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

The GF's cousin sleeping with BS.

WOW!

Now that's just BS.

gottimd · 12-03-2004, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

Here is a key:

BF - the best friend
C - maybe his girlfriend
Me - Flasch
3R - the cousin
HF - an outsider, maybe a lesbian

Is this a game of Mad Libs?

Wolfpack · 12-03-2004, 03:49 PM

Now batting...

JeeberD · 12-03-2004, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

Here is a key:

BF - the best friend
C - maybe his girlfriend
Me - Flasch
3R - the cousin
HF - an outsider, maybe a lesbian

No no no no no....

BF = Best friend (her boyfriend)
C = Her Cousin (Flasch's girlriend)
Me = Flasch
3R = third roommie
HF = "Her friend" (the one she was supposed to be staying with)

Flasch186 · 12-03-2004, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

RS = Rock Star

But who is RS?

The 3R is the cousin.

C cannot be 3r

Flasch186 · 12-03-2004, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

I believe HF is Hatcher

HF is not Hatcher

JeeberD · 12-03-2004, 03:51 PM

C is her cousin (Flasch's girlie)!!!!!

Right?

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:51 PM

But if the cousin is a roomie, does that mean there are four people living there?

jbmagic · 12-03-2004, 03:51 PM

is there going to be a patch upgrade on the diagram

korme · 12-03-2004, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

Here is a key:

BF - the best friend
C - maybe his girlfriend
Me - Flasch
3R - the cousin
HF - an outsider, maybe a lesbian

No one listen to GE, he's so wrong it's ridiculous!

BF - Best friend / side boyfriend (you make the call)
C - Cousin, aka BF's GF
ME - Flasch
3R - Previously mentioned 3rd Roomie
HF - Flasch's GF?
RS - Rockstar

gottimd · 12-03-2004, 03:51 PM

3R=3RIC?

Flasch186 · 12-03-2004, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

C = Cousin?

HF = ?Her Friend?

u r good

cartman · 12-03-2004, 03:52 PM

now I'm really confused. Who got the UFIA?

JeeberD · 12-03-2004, 03:52 PM

Do I get another signed picture?

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:52 PM

Flasch, I appreciate you attempts at brevity, but I have a suggestion. If you really want to save time and bandwidth, why not just abbreviate every word. That way, this post:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

the concert was part of the Buzz Bake Sale, so he found out the hotels sponosring the BBS and called them. If she had a room there than that would mean she was lying to him so she could see the RS and wouldnt be staying at the friend's house. One of the hotels confirmed that she was staying there, or at least had reservations for the weekend meaning that he was right and she was lying. Another ass kicker is my 3rd roomie, point blank asked her last night if she was going down to see RS and she said "no." So she was just lying to everyone, BF, C, Me, 3R, and I dont know about HF so.....its gonna be really wierd when she comes home.

Could be shortened to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

t c w p o t BBS, s h f o t h s t BBS a c t. I s h a r t t t w m s w l t h s s c s t RS a w b s a t f's h. O o t h c t s w s t, o a l h r f t w m t h w r a s w l. A a k i m 3rd r, p b a h l n i s w g d t s RS a s s "n." S s w j l t e, BF, C, M, 3R, a I d k a HF s.....i g b r w w s c h.

I look forward to less letters from you in the future.

Thank you.

Celeval · 12-03-2004, 03:52 PM

Holy cow, it's an Alan T sighting!

Oh, I figured it out after three readings.

korme · 12-03-2004, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

No no no no no....

BF = Best friend (her boyfriend)
C = Her Cousin (Flasch's girlriend)
Me = Flasch
3R = third roommie
HF = "Her friend" (the one she was supposed to be staying with)

Jeebs is correct. I like how Flasch doesn't help, he just tells us if we're wrong.

Flasch186 · 12-03-2004, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

C is her cousin (Flasch's girlie)!!!!!

Right?

GF is my GF

C is her cousin

Schmidty · 12-03-2004, 03:53 PM

Between this thread and the episode of "Baking With Julia" that I'm watching, I'm not going to get anything done. Not only that, but everyone in this thread is starting to sound like Ms. Child in my head.

MacroGuru · 12-03-2004, 03:53 PM

Kind of reminds me of The Court Jester

Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They *broke* the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon...?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that.

and of course, we always have this one

King Roderick: The Duke. What did the Duke do?
Hubert Hawkins: Eh... the Duke do?
King Roderick: Yes. And what about the Doge?
Hubert Hawkins: Oh, the Doge!
King Roderick: Eh. Well what did the Doge do?
Hubert Hawkins: The Doge do?
King Roderick: Yes, the Doge do.
Hubert Hawkins: Well, uh, the Doge did what the Doge does. Eh, uh, when the Doge does his duty to the Duke, that is.
King Roderick: What? What's that?
Hubert Hawkins: Oh, it's very simple, sire. When the Doge did his duty and the Duke didn't, that's when the Duchess did the dirt to the Duke with the Doge.
King Roderick: Who did what to what?
Hubert Hawkins: Oh, they all did, sire. There they were in the dark; the Duke with his dagger, the Doge with his dart, Duchess with her dirk.
King Roderick: Duchess with her dirk?
Hubert Hawkins: Yes! The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Douge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!
King Roderick: Curious. I... I... hm? What? What's that? All I heard was that the Duchess had a siege of rheumatism. She's 83, you know.

Draft Dodger · 12-03-2004, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

I believe HF is Hatcher

HF = her friend

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:53 PM

The cousin lived there and is the the third roommate!!! I am on to it, you are not!! He is trying to through a wrench in the puzzle!!!

Maybe the cousin is schizophrenic?

korme · 12-03-2004, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbmagic

is there going to be a patch upgrade on the diagram

good question, can we get a ruling fierre?

12-03-2004, 03:45 PM	#109
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	Flasch's acquaintances are beginning to read like a batting order. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

12-03-2004, 03:45 PM	#111
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	RS = Rock Star But who is RS? The 3R is the cousin. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

12-03-2004, 03:46 PM	#114
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Anyone else reminded of "Good Morning Vietnam"? "Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC, he could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP." __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

12-03-2004, 03:47 PM	#120
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	C = Cousin? HF = ?Her Friend? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-03-2004, 03:48 PM	#122
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	Here is a key: BF - the best friend C - maybe his girlfriend Me - Flasch 3R - the cousin HF - an outsider, maybe a lesbian __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

12-03-2004, 03:44 PM	#106
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	Wow...100 replies in 45 minutes...there was apparently a 15-minute lull as everyone tried to digest the first post before diving in.

12-03-2004, 03:44 PM	#107
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	3R = Third Roomie.

12-03-2004, 03:45 PM	#108
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	this needs to be sticky.. very classic

12-03-2004, 03:46 PM	#117
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I've backed up the diagram for posterity. But now it looks like it needs to be updated...

12-03-2004, 03:47 PM	#119
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick. Right?

12-03-2004, 03:49 PM	#130
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	Now batting...

12-03-2004, 03:51 PM	#134
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	C is her cousin (Flasch's girlie)!!!!! Right? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-03-2004, 03:51 PM	#135
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	But if the cousin is a roomie, does that mean there are four people living there? __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

12-03-2004, 03:51 PM	#136
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	is there going to be a patch upgrade on the diagram

12-03-2004, 03:51 PM	#138
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	3R=3RIC? __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

12-03-2004, 03:52 PM	#140
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	now I'm really confused. Who got the UFIA? __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

12-03-2004, 03:52 PM	#141
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Do I get another signed picture? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-03-2004, 03:52 PM	#143
Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	Holy cow, it's an Alan T sighting! Oh, I figured it out after three readings.

12-03-2004, 03:53 PM	#146
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Between this thread and the episode of "Baking With Julia" that I'm watching, I'm not going to get anything done. Not only that, but everyone in this thread is starting to sound like Ms. Child in my head. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

12-03-2004, 03:53 PM	#147
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	Kind of reminds me of The Court Jester Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right? Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace! Hawkins: They broke the chalice from the palace? Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon. Hawkins: A flagon...? Griselda: With the figure of a dragon. Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon. Griselda: Right. Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle? Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true! Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true. Griselda: Just remember that. and of course, we always have this one King Roderick: The Duke. What did the Duke do? Hubert Hawkins: Eh... the Duke do? King Roderick: Yes. And what about the Doge? Hubert Hawkins: Oh, the Doge! King Roderick: Eh. Well what did the Doge do? Hubert Hawkins: The Doge do? King Roderick: Yes, the Doge do. Hubert Hawkins: Well, uh, the Doge did what the Doge does. Eh, uh, when the Doge does his duty to the Duke, that is. King Roderick: What? What's that? Hubert Hawkins: Oh, it's very simple, sire. When the Doge did his duty and the Duke didn't, that's when the Duchess did the dirt to the Duke with the Doge. King Roderick: Who did what to what? Hubert Hawkins: Oh, they all did, sire. There they were in the dark; the Duke with his dagger, the Doge with his dart, Duchess with her dirk. King Roderick: Duchess with her dirk? Hubert Hawkins: Yes! The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Douge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke! King Roderick: Curious. I... I... hm? What? What's that? All I heard was that the Duchess had a siege of rheumatism. She's 83, you know. __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future" Last edited by MacroGuru : 12-03-2004 at 03:56 PM.

12-03-2004, 03:53 PM	#149
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	The cousin lived there and is the the third roommate!!! I am on to it, you are not!! He is trying to through a wrench in the puzzle!!! Maybe the cousin is schizophrenic? __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

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