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Old 11-24-2009, 11:50 PM   #1
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Devin "Full Moon" Hester

Did anyone else notice Devin Hester's full moon incident the other night? It was in slow motion, and basically his entire "bear" ass was showing. The announcers didn't mention it, but surely they saw it? Or am I the only one who noticed? Why didn't FOFC make smartass remarks about it? Poor showing, boys.

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Old 11-24-2009, 11:56 PM   #2
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I noticed it right away during the live broadcast, but I didn't want to bring it up because it would ruin my new low profile.
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Old 11-24-2009, 11:57 PM   #3
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Old 11-25-2009, 12:02 AM   #4
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I noticed it right away during the live broadcast, but I didn't want to bring it up because it would ruin my new low profile.

Too busy seducing other posters' moms?
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Old 11-25-2009, 12:13 AM   #5
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I noticed it right away during the live broadcast, but I didn't want to bring it up because it would ruin my new down low profile.

Fixed it for you Buddy
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Old 11-25-2009, 12:15 AM   #6
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I noticed it right away during the live broadcast, but I didn't want to bring it up because it was already up.

Fixed.
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Old 11-25-2009, 01:36 AM   #7
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I noticed it right away during the live broadcast, but I didn't want to bring it up because it would ruin my new low profile.

Faxed. Don't ask where.
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Old 11-25-2009, 11:02 AM   #8
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I fucking noticed it fucking right away during the fucking live broadcast, but I didn't want to fucking bring it up because it would fucking ruin my new fucking low profile.

fucked
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Old 11-25-2009, 11:20 AM   #9
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I noticed it right away during the freakout blast, but I didn't want to funk it up because it would ruin my mellow profile.

Funked.
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Old 11-25-2009, 01:01 PM   #10
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I was just trying to watch the fucking football game. All of a sudden, Devin Hester's fucking ass is on my TV screen. So now that distracts my fucking wife and the fucking accountant's mom, and wouldn't you know it, they start talking about Devin Hester's fucking ass. On top of it, they get into a fucking argument about whose ass is better, Devin Hester or Jacob Hester. Jacob fucking Hester? Who gives a fuck about Jacob Hester? And then the fucking accountant comes to pick up her fucking mom, but she has to sit there and wait because Brandon Jacobs is at my fucking house plowing the mom while he screams Lathum's fucking name for some reason.

I don't even know why the fuck I come down here.
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Old 11-25-2009, 01:14 PM   #11
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Listen, guys, I apologize for that. I was up all night watching a Rock Hudson movie, and I'm operating on 4 hours of sleep right now. I sincerely apologize.
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Old 11-25-2009, 01:20 PM   #12
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I was up all night watching a Rock Hudson movie

I hope that wasn't a by-product of seeing Devin Hester's ass.
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Old 11-25-2009, 01:27 PM   #13
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I hope that wasn't a by-product of seeing Devin Hester's ass.

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Old 11-25-2009, 01:29 PM   #14
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I hope that wasn't a by-product of seeing Devin Hester's ass.
You wanna take this outside? Maybe we can wrestle.
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Old 11-25-2009, 02:50 PM   #15
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I was just trying to watch the fucking football game. All of a sudden, Devin Hester's fucking ass is on my TV screen. So now that distracts my fucking wife and the fucking accountant's mom, and wouldn't you know it, they start talking about Devin Hester's fucking ass. On top of it, they get into a fucking argument about whose ass is better, Devin Hester or Jacob Hester. Jacob fucking Hester? Who gives a fuck about Jacob Hester? And then the fucking accountant comes to pick up her fucking mom, but she has to sit there and wait because Brandon Jacobs is at my fucking house plowing the mom while he screams Lathum's fucking name for some reason.

I don't even know why the fuck I come down here.

Now I know why everyone calls TCY Junkie a poor imitation of Pumpy. When i started reading this I was sure it was by TCY.
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:02 PM   #16
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Now I know why everyone calls TCY Junkie a poor imitation of Pumpy. When i started reading this I was sure it was by TCY.

Don't insult Pumpy like that!
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:28 PM   #17
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Don't insult Pumpy like that!

It was an off day for Pumpy, I'm sure.
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:29 PM   #18
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Now I know why everyone calls TCY Junkie a poor imitation of Pumpy. When i started reading this I was sure it was by TCY.

The down low Pumpy is a bad imitation of Pumpy. Or something.
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:47 PM   #19
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I'm so good, I can do bad imitations of myself. But enough about me. More about Devin Hester's ass.
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Old 11-25-2009, 04:15 PM   #20
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On top of it, they get into a fucking argument about whose ass is better, Devin Hester or Jacob Hester. Jacob fucking Hester? Who gives a fuck about Jacob Hester?

Jacob Hester's ass isn't for everyone. It has a high motor though, is deceptively athletic, and is a good team player. Only need 6 inches? That ass will give you two yards.
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Old 11-25-2009, 04:17 PM   #21
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Only need 6 inches? That ass will give you two yards.

This sounds so gross.
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Old 11-25-2009, 04:19 PM   #22
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Sounds like Devin Hester has a promising career after football in supplements for men. "I'll turn your six inches into two yards!"
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