Important! Signature Size

NoMyths · 01-24-2003, 01:31 PM

Hey folks,
One way to conserve screen space w/vB forums is to shrink the size of your signature. In the box where you list it (on the user profile page), simply put {size=1} at the beginning of your signature and {/size} at the end (replace the {} with brackets).

This reduces this size font to this size.

You can even get fancy and add color.

NoMyths · 01-24-2003, 01:34 PM

dola...

Ryan, hate Vegas all you want. I still would like my Grizzled Vet status back.

Fritz · 01-24-2003, 01:34 PM

knowitall

Craptacular · 01-24-2003, 01:37 PM

t h a n k s

Marmel · 01-24-2003, 01:37 PM

why is this important?

Plus, you dumbass, we cannot see the HTML tags you posted.

NoMyths · 01-24-2003, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marmel
why is this important?

Plus, you dumbass, we cannot see the HTML tags you posted.

Important because large signatures get old, esp. for those patrons with smaller monitors.

It's also important because you are an effete bastard.

Bonegavel · 01-24-2003, 01:40 PM

You mean like this?

-------------------------
Love my sig

Kodos · 01-24-2003, 01:40 PM

I guess this proves it - size matters.

NoMyths · 01-24-2003, 01:41 PM

The html tags (< and >) only work if you have HTML enabled. The vB code is [ and ].

Marmel · 01-24-2003, 01:42 PM

Buy a bigger monitor, cheap ass.

Anrhydeddu · 01-24-2003, 01:43 PM

I have View Signatures off, just as would Avatars.

Fritz · 01-24-2003, 01:44 PM

NEW YORK - Despite eons of speculation to the contrary, two British scientists have laid to rest the idea that a man's shoe size is in any way correlated to the size of his signature.
Their scientific study found no link between the two variables, according to a report in the British Journal of Urology International.

"This Noyths has now been dispelled," Jyoti Shah of St. Mary's Hospital in London told Reuters Health. "There is no point using shoe size to obtain indirect measurements of signature length."

To date, there have only been two studies that evaluated the relationship between the size of a man's foot and the length of his signature, according to Shah and colleague Dr. N. Christopher of University College Hospitals. While one study showed a "weak correlation" the other showed no correlation--but this study relied on men self-reporting their own signature length and shoe size.

In the current study, the researchers studied men visiting a forum for various reasons. Because it wasn't feasible to measure the length of the erect signature, the researchers measured the signature when gently stretched.

"There is a strong correlation between stretched signature length and erect, and thus it is not necessary to obtain erect lengths," Shah said in an interview with Reuters Health. "The correlation is so strong that the results can be extrapolated to erect signaturees."

In all, 104 men had their signature measured and had their shoe size recorded.

The investigators found no correlation between shoe size and signature length.

"The supposed association of penile length and shoe size has no scientific basis," they conclude in the report.

Is there another body part that accurately estimates the size of a man's signature?

"There are suggestions from the literature that hand span, finger lengths or nose size...may be predictive," according to Shah.

"I have some ideas that I am currently putting together as a research proposal," the researcher added. "There must be some part of the body that is predictive of signature length...the search continues."

NoMyths · 01-24-2003, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marmel
Buy a bigger monitor, cheap ass.

It's not my monitor I'm worried about. Anyway, smaller signatures look cooler, and don't distract from your actual post. Not that such a thing really matters with your posts, though.

Marmel · 01-24-2003, 01:56 PM

So, because you think smaller signatures look cooler, then everybody must think the same. Good logic.

Karim · 01-24-2003, 02:22 PM

I have a 19" monitor but it is still hard for me to see. I don't have a problem with a couple lines of sigs at the regular size.

NoMyths · 01-24-2003, 04:55 PM

Marmel, I swear to Jebus I'm going to kill you.

Don't I look scary when I make this face?

Anyway, it's just informational for anyone who digs the smaller signature aesthetic.

Marmel · 01-24-2003, 05:25 PM

Ok, NM, as long as it is no longer important.

NoMyths · 01-24-2003, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marmel
Ok, NM, as long as it is no longer important.

Eh, it's still important for people who want to know how to do it (and aren't sure about using vB code in their signature). More immediately important than knowing if I'm wearing boxers or briefs, anyway.

But since you're evil I'll just say BOOYAH, ASSCLOWN!

andy m · 01-24-2003, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
two British scientists

me and ryan.

Fritz · 01-24-2003, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by andy m
me and ryan.

not scientologists

01-24-2003, 01:34 PM	#3
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	knowitall __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

01-24-2003, 01:37 PM	#5
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	why is this important? Plus, you dumbass, we cannot see the HTML tags you posted. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

01-24-2003, 01:40 PM	#8
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I guess this proves it - size matters. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties. Last edited by Kodos : 01-24-2003 at 01:42 PM.

01-24-2003, 01:42 PM	#10
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Buy a bigger monitor, cheap ass. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

01-24-2003, 01:44 PM	#12
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	NoMyths Dispelled: Shoe Size, Signature Size Not Linked NEW YORK - Despite eons of speculation to the contrary, two British scientists have laid to rest the idea that a man's shoe size is in any way correlated to the size of his signature. Their scientific study found no link between the two variables, according to a report in the British Journal of Urology International. "This Noyths has now been dispelled," Jyoti Shah of St. Mary's Hospital in London told Reuters Health. "There is no point using shoe size to obtain indirect measurements of signature length." To date, there have only been two studies that evaluated the relationship between the size of a man's foot and the length of his signature, according to Shah and colleague Dr. N. Christopher of University College Hospitals. While one study showed a "weak correlation" the other showed no correlation--but this study relied on men self-reporting their own signature length and shoe size. In the current study, the researchers studied men visiting a forum for various reasons. Because it wasn't feasible to measure the length of the erect signature, the researchers measured the signature when gently stretched. "There is a strong correlation between stretched signature length and erect, and thus it is not necessary to obtain erect lengths," Shah said in an interview with Reuters Health. "The correlation is so strong that the results can be extrapolated to erect signaturees." In all, 104 men had their signature measured and had their shoe size recorded. The investigators found no correlation between shoe size and signature length. "The supposed association of penile length and shoe size has no scientific basis," they conclude in the report. Is there another body part that accurately estimates the size of a man's signature? "There are suggestions from the literature that hand span, finger lengths or nose size...may be predictive," according to Shah. "I have some ideas that I am currently putting together as a research proposal," the researcher added. "There must be some part of the body that is predictive of signature length...the search continues." __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 01-24-2003 at 01:47 PM.

01-24-2003, 01:34 PM	#2
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	dola... Ryan, hate Vegas all you want. I still would like my Grizzled Vet status back.

01-24-2003, 01:37 PM	#4
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	t h a n k s

01-24-2003, 01:40 PM	#7
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	You mean like this? ------------------------- Love my sig

01-24-2003, 01:41 PM	#9
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	The html tags (< and >) only work if you have HTML enabled. The vB code is [ and ].

01-24-2003, 01:43 PM	#11
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	I have View Signatures off, just as would Avatars.

01-24-2003, 01:56 PM	#14
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	So, because you think smaller signatures look cooler, then everybody must think the same. Good logic. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

01-24-2003, 02:22 PM	#15
Karim College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Calgary	I have a 19" monitor but it is still hard for me to see. I don't have a problem with a couple lines of sigs at the regular size.

01-24-2003, 04:55 PM	#16
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Marmel, I swear to Jebus I'm going to kill you. Don't I look scary when I make this face? Anyway, it's just informational for anyone who digs the smaller signature aesthetic.

01-24-2003, 05:25 PM	#17
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Ok, NM, as long as it is no longer important. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

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