07-10-2017, 02:28 PM | #1 | ||
Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
|
Does anybody remember where this quote is from?
I thought it was from The Far Side, but my Googling attempts have failed. It was something like this: "I want to put my hands around your throat and squeeze until your quivering body is forever still." I originally thought it was part of this one:
|
||
07-10-2017, 02:32 PM | #2 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
|
Sounds like something I've probably said at some point.
__________________
"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
07-10-2017, 02:41 PM | #3 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Backwoods, SC
|
My google fu says:
I would rip their lungs out of their pizza-stealing chest and tear the eyeballs off his pizza-stealing face and then grab his pizza-stealing throat until his quivering body is forever still. Invader Zim ....though I have no idea what that is... |
07-10-2017, 02:56 PM | #4 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
|
Nickelodeon cartoon character
__________________
"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
07-10-2017, 03:23 PM | #5 | |
Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
|
Quote:
That is definitely not it. The first part might be "wrap my hands around your neck"... I wonder if it is from Larson's Prehistory of the Far Side book as a rejected caption. Will have to check when I get home. |
|
07-10-2017, 03:45 PM | #6 |
Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
|
Kodos
04-09-2003, 12:45 PM FEMA.gov | Federal Emergency Management Agency - FEMA.gov is experiencing technical difficulties If radiation has turned you into a faceless mutant with toxic B.O., please choke yourself until your quivering body is forever still. ===================== This one doesn't count, but if the left half of the picture wasn't attached to this, I would have used this caption: FEMA.gov | Federal Emergency Management Agency - FEMA.gov is experiencing technical difficulties "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicola!
__________________
Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
07-10-2017, 03:46 PM | #7 |
Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
|
from this old, old link:
http://forums.operationsports.com/fofc/archive/index.php/$file%253E$file%253C/a%253E/t-7444.html
__________________
Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
07-10-2017, 04:47 PM | #8 | |
Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
|
Quote:
Huh. In other news, I found it. |
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
Thread Tools | |
|
|