DeToxRox's Face the Board Questions

Antmeister · 09-09-2008, 05:13 PM

Okay, here the face.....

He is not Andy Samberg

Now ask him questions.

The next participant is DeToxRox. Questioning will continue until Tuesday (September 16th). The FTB will be posted on Friday (September 19th). Any questions after that questioning deadline can be answered if DeToxRox chooses to do so.

The first 50 Questions:

Where did you grow up?
What brought you to the FOFC?
Have you ever played werewolf?
Do you have any superpowers?
What do you do for fun? What do you do for money?
How long do you expect to live?
What do you look like?
What do you prefer physically in a woman?
How did you get your username?
What sports do you follow?
Which are your favorite teams?
Why or how did they become your favorite teams?
What do you do for a living?
Do you have any post-secondary education? if so, where?
Are you married? Have a common law partner? Have kids?
What would you say is some of your favorite music?
What would you say are some of your favorite movies?
Where were you born?
Where have you lived and where do you live now? Do you have any opinions on the places you have lived in?
Do you play any sports? Have you played any sports in the past? Are there sports you want to try out?
Happiest moment of your life?
Saddest moment of your life?
If you had to re-live one moment in your life, what would it be?
What regrets do you have?
Do you consider yourself to be an introvert or an extrovert?
What is your favorite catch phrase?
What are your top 5 movies?
What would you do with 1 million bucks? 10 million?
You're at a party and as it progresses, everyone strips naked and jumps in the pool, do you join?
What's your beverage of choice?
Do you have an abnormal fear?
What food do you never tire of?
What better: vanilla or chocolate?
What better: sweet or salty?
Favorite YouTube video?
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Which bad habits drive you crazy?
Do you have any annoying habits?
List 1 thing you would change about yourself.
What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?
Do you have any hidden talents?
What happens to us after we die?
Would you break the law or lie to save a friend?
Did you ever have a realistic dream that truly scared you?
What are you not afraid of?
Which is worse: rejection or failure?
What are you hoping for in the future?
You are on a flight from California to Texas and the back of the airplane catches fire. You have
enough time to make ONE phone call, who would you call?
You are at the doctor's office and she has informed you that you have one month to live.. what do you do?
Why are SpongeBob SquarePants' parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

Lorena · 09-09-2008, 06:50 PM

What's a good way to get on your bad side?

When did your life stop making sense?

Not including being born and dying, what is the one thing that can happen only once in a lifetime?

What do you have more of than most people?

Would you answer this question by not answering it?

Where were you on December 31, 1999 at 11:59 P.M.?

Suburban Rhythm · 09-09-2008, 07:27 PM

Do you feel bad at all winning the Cup, and then signing Hossa on top of it?

Biggest pet peeve? FOFC pet peeve?

DeToxRox cereal is introduced-- what is on the box? what is in the cereal? And what is the cool prize inside?

Logan · 09-09-2008, 09:40 PM

How will you handle Colorado's loss to Oklahoma State?

Define what you will view as success under Rich Rod. How long will it take to reach that? Or, can it be reached?

When Rich Rod screws Michigan over, are you gonna come up with new posts bashing him or are you planning on just quoting all of the posts of Swaggs, timmynausea, WVUFAN, etc from last year?

Your call this time: Marlo or Avon?

Honolulu_Blue · 09-10-2008, 07:22 PM

Who do you think the starting quarterback will be at Michigan in 3 years?

Who is your favorite obscure Red Wing?

Most hated current NHL player? Most hated NHL player of all time?

What are your favorite 3 restaurants in the Metro Detroit area?

Worst thing about living here?

Best thing about living here?

You are starting a NHL team. Pick: three current forwards, 2 current defensemen, and 1 current goalie.

The Lions have 11 defensive linemen. How is it possible that all 11 suck so bad?

Should Jim Leyland be given an extension?

DeToxRox · 09-10-2008, 08:29 PM

F you Logan for that question on Marlo or Avon. My head is spinning.

Logan · 09-10-2008, 08:53 PM

Your own fault man.

MikeVic · 09-10-2008, 09:56 PM

Why the name change?

Karlifornia · 09-11-2008, 12:04 AM

You ugly, egg-headed son of a cunt. I'm treating this less like an FTB, and more like a roast.

Danny Detox, you are the most miserable human I've ever known. You make Ted Bundy seem like Mr. Rogers. Your puny penis makes Ron Jeremy's seem like..well...Ron Jeremy's times 100.

Let's not dwell on the bad, Let's focus more on his hockey playing abilities. He's a goalie. He's a pretty damn good goalie. In fact, Ron Hextall came to Detroit one summer to lead a hockey camp with Detox attended. Upon seeing Detox in goal, Hextall surmised, "If he's half as stupid as he is slow, I have no chance of teaching him".

So, ladies and gents..DetoxRox, AKA Danny. Cool ass motherfucker, extremely funny motherfucker. Anyway, I'll go ahead and ask some questions now.

You expressed your wish to be laid off for many months. You recently got your wish. Has it been everything you've hoped for?

What have you been doing since your layoff?

What is it about hardcore music that you like so much?

What's your favorite sexual position?

What's the fastest you've ever ejaculated while with a girl?

Have you ever been caught masturbating?

How big is your penis (erect)?

Do you shave your pubic region? Wax? Clip? Let it grow free?

Have you ever had your salad tossed?

If your girlfriend asked you for a three-way with another dude, how would you respond?

You are forced at gun-point to watch one of your parents masturbate. Who do you choose, and what do you expect to see when the gunmen reveal your self-abusing parent.

What's your second favorite fast-food joint behind Wendy's?

Which race do you like the least.?

What do you find sexy about mulattos (particularly me)?

Do you think we would be banned from FOFC if they had a transcript of all of our instant messages throughout the years?

Groundhog · 09-11-2008, 12:48 AM

Why do I always get slops?

st.cronin · 09-11-2008, 04:53 PM

Why for the love of all that is holy did you decide to become a goalie.

Kodos · 09-11-2008, 05:00 PM

Why are Wolverines becoming the Buckeye's punching bag in football?

Butter · 09-12-2008, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

Why are Wolverines becoming the Buckeye's punching bag in football?

These are the kind of questions I can get behind.

Why did you drop part of your screen name?

Logan · 09-12-2008, 01:44 PM

Why did I pick you for this?

Lorena · 09-12-2008, 02:34 PM

If Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse got into a fight, who would win?

Blade6119 · 09-13-2008, 10:13 AM

Heads up, who wins between our two squads in the national title game next season?

Lorena · 09-17-2008, 02:58 PM

5 hockey pucks and 3 hockey sticks cost $23.
5 hockey pucks and 1 hockey stick cost $20.
How much does 1 hockey puck cost?

ice4277 · 09-17-2008, 05:54 PM

Do you want my tickets to Tigers/Rays on 9/27?

DeToxRox · 09-21-2008, 09:56 PM

This will be done in the next few days.

Antmeister · 10-03-2008, 08:15 AM

bump....unstick

09-09-2008, 07:27 PM	#3
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	Do you feel bad at all winning the Cup, and then signing Hossa on top of it? Biggest pet peeve? FOFC pet peeve? DeToxRox cereal is introduced-- what is on the box? what is in the cereal? And what is the cool prize inside? __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

09-09-2008, 09:40 PM	#4
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	How will you handle Colorado's loss to Oklahoma State? Define what you will view as success under Rich Rod. How long will it take to reach that? Or, can it be reached? When Rich Rod screws Michigan over, are you gonna come up with new posts bashing him or are you planning on just quoting all of the posts of Swaggs, timmynausea, WVUFAN, etc from last year? Your call this time: Marlo or Avon? Last edited by Logan : 09-09-2008 at 09:42 PM.

09-10-2008, 07:22 PM	#5
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	Who do you think the starting quarterback will be at Michigan in 3 years? Who is your favorite obscure Red Wing? Most hated current NHL player? Most hated NHL player of all time? What are your favorite 3 restaurants in the Metro Detroit area? Worst thing about living here? Best thing about living here? You are starting a NHL team. Pick: three current forwards, 2 current defensemen, and 1 current goalie. The Lions have 11 defensive linemen. How is it possible that all 11 suck so bad? Should Jim Leyland be given an extension? __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

09-11-2008, 12:04 AM	#9
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	You ugly, egg-headed son of a cunt. I'm treating this less like an FTB, and more like a roast. Danny Detox, you are the most miserable human I've ever known. You make Ted Bundy seem like Mr. Rogers. Your puny penis makes Ron Jeremy's seem like..well...Ron Jeremy's times 100. Let's not dwell on the bad, Let's focus more on his hockey playing abilities. He's a goalie. He's a pretty damn good goalie. In fact, Ron Hextall came to Detroit one summer to lead a hockey camp with Detox attended. Upon seeing Detox in goal, Hextall surmised, "If he's half as stupid as he is slow, I have no chance of teaching him". So, ladies and gents..DetoxRox, AKA Danny. Cool ass motherfucker, extremely funny motherfucker. Anyway, I'll go ahead and ask some questions now. You expressed your wish to be laid off for many months. You recently got your wish. Has it been everything you've hoped for? What have you been doing since your layoff? What is it about hardcore music that you like so much? What's your favorite sexual position? What's the fastest you've ever ejaculated while with a girl? Have you ever been caught masturbating? How big is your penis (erect)? Do you shave your pubic region? Wax? Clip? Let it grow free? Have you ever had your salad tossed? If your girlfriend asked you for a three-way with another dude, how would you respond? You are forced at gun-point to watch one of your parents masturbate. Who do you choose, and what do you expect to see when the gunmen reveal your self-abusing parent. What's your second favorite fast-food joint behind Wendy's? Which race do you like the least.? What do you find sexy about mulattos (particularly me)? Do you think we would be banned from FOFC if they had a transcript of all of our instant messages throughout the years? __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

09-11-2008, 12:48 AM	#10
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	Why do I always get slops? __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

09-09-2008, 06:50 PM	#2
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	What's a good way to get on your bad side? When did your life stop making sense? Not including being born and dying, what is the one thing that can happen only once in a lifetime? What do you have more of than most people? Would you answer this question by not answering it? Where were you on December 31, 1999 at 11:59 P.M.?

09-10-2008, 08:29 PM	#6
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	F you Logan for that question on Marlo or Avon. My head is spinning.

09-10-2008, 08:53 PM	#7
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Your own fault man.

09-10-2008, 09:56 PM	#8
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Why the name change?

09-11-2008, 04:53 PM	#11
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Why for the love of all that is holy did you decide to become a goalie. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

09-11-2008, 05:00 PM	#12
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Why are Wolverines becoming the Buckeye's punching bag in football? __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

09-12-2008, 01:44 PM	#14
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Why did I pick you for this?

09-12-2008, 02:34 PM	#15
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	If Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse got into a fight, who would win?

09-13-2008, 10:13 AM	#16
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	Heads up, who wins between our two squads in the national title game next season? __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

09-17-2008, 02:58 PM	#17
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	5 hockey pucks and 3 hockey sticks cost $23. 5 hockey pucks and 1 hockey stick cost $20. How much does 1 hockey puck cost?

09-17-2008, 05:54 PM	#18
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	Do you want my tickets to Tigers/Rays on 9/27?

09-21-2008, 09:56 PM	#19
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	This will be done in the next few days.

10-03-2008, 08:15 AM	#20
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	bump....unstick __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

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