That Cleveland B**** (DT's Thread)

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 05:55 PM

this post is just a placeholder. I suppose I should probably put the whole story here...once I get drunk and then sober up and prolly get drunk again.

edit: finally changed the thread title

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 05:57 PM

dola

note for the record I have 750 ML of Grey Goose next to me, and I have taken two shots already.

I am noting this publicly so that FOFC can hold me accountable for my drinking if I start to slide back towards the alcoholism I once struggled with.

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:04 PM

the grey goose lovessss me. It's never going to cheat on me.

Interesting question: does anyone know the entymology (or deriviation or whatever the right word is) of the phrase "round-heeled" ?

lordscarlet · 05-28-2008, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

dola

note for the record I have 750 ML of Grey Goose next to me, and I have taken two shots already.

I am noting this publicly so that FOFC can hold me accountable for my drinking if I start to slide back towards the alcoholism I once struggled with.

If that's been a problem, put it away now.

If that hasn't been a problem, put it away now.

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:05 PM

it used to be a problem but i'm not putting it away.

i'm not THAT bad about controlling myself...i can drink when I go out socially, and even get drunk. It's more the "drinking alone in my room" thing that I need to be aware of.

Noop · 05-28-2008, 06:06 PM

I hope she is worth going down a destructive path. I am going to guess she isn't worth it so go ahead and call an escort to please you.

Poli · 05-28-2008, 06:08 PM

You can give me a call. I'll talk your ear off about the double wing.

terpkristin · 05-28-2008, 06:09 PM

Be careful, DT.

So is drinking on the internet really any better than drinking alone in your room?

/tk

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

I hope she is worth going down a destructive path. I am going to guess she isn't worth it so go ahead and call an escort to please you.

absolutely not worth it apparently.

Eh...i've never paid for sex yet. doesn't mean i've ever gotten any...but i've never paid for it...and i'm not about to start over this bitch.

terpkristin · 05-28-2008, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poli

You can give me a call. I'll talk your ear off about the double wing.

Or you can call me, I'm pretty good at handling the drunk calls...

/tk

lordscarlet · 05-28-2008, 06:10 PM

IMO there's never a reason to drink alone in your room.

Lathum · 05-28-2008, 06:10 PM

I'm alone enjoying a beer if it makes you feel better.

And oddly enough my wife is in Mass.

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Be careful, DT.

So is drinking on the internet really any better than drinking alone in your room?

/tk

i'll be careful. Idk...it's slightly more...connected. And at least i'm focused on typing and not on listening to sappy music and crying. I'd like to try to avoid that phase -- again...not worth it.

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

I'm alone enjoying a beer if it makes you feel better.

And oddly enough my wife is in Mass.

shame you all are moving to the left coast and not the right

i've considered moving to cali myself - although my best friend's life has recently taken a turn for the worse so idk if that's the best idea

lordscarlet · 05-28-2008, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lordscarlet

IMO there's never a reason to drink alone in your room.

Sorry, I meant to say "get drunk," not "drink."

Honolulu_Blue · 05-28-2008, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

I am going to guess she isn't worth it so go ahead and call an escort to please you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poli

You can give me a call.

I found it funny that second sentence directly followed the first.

ISiddiqui · 05-28-2008, 06:14 PM

Poli is an escort?!

But yeah, man, put down the bottle. Seriously. Not worth it.

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

I found it funny that second sentence directly followed the first.

LMAO

eh it's okay. It's a part of my "grieving process" if you want to call it that.

ISiddiqui · 05-28-2008, 06:16 PM

Better to, I dunno, spend money on something as part of the grieving process or break shit. Don't be drinking. Drinking by yourself when you are pissed about women NEVER ends up good.

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

Better to, I dunno, spend money on something as part of the grieving process or break shit. Don't be drinking. Drinking by yourself when you are pissed about women NEVER ends up good.

breaking shit would be nice. Like maybe oh...idk...her fucking lying cheating round-heeled head?

ISiddiqui · 05-28-2008, 06:22 PM

How about something belonging to her first.... may not want to go to jail tonight.

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:24 PM

well I guess I don't have her heart, so I can't break that.

her job?

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:31 PM

watch me get wiser as I get drunker

Kodos · 05-28-2008, 06:37 PM

I don't know about you folks, but when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

This chick ain't worth it. Break something of hers and then go beat up hookers in GTA IV.

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:39 PM

wish I had gta IV - maybe I should buy myself a ps3??

*listening to NWA - a bitch is a bitch*

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:41 PM

i got san andreas on my pc - maybe I should play that - and in other news...starting to get a lil buzzed

Poli · 05-28-2008, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Or you can call me, I'm pretty good at handling the drunk calls...

/tk

True.

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:44 PM

nice - fiona apple "criminal"

Poli · 05-28-2008, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

Poli is an escort?!

But yeah, man, put down the bottle. Seriously. Not worth it.

I have many skills.

terpkristin · 05-28-2008, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

wish I had gta IV - maybe I should buy myself a ps3??

*listening to NWA - a bitch is a bitch*

Well if you decide to buy yourself a PS3, stop drinking long enough to not be buzzed before you drive to the store.

Though (and it pains me to say this) I think the 360 is a better bet, especially in this community.

/tk

JediKooter · 05-28-2008, 06:49 PM

Screw her (not literally). Too many women out there to choose from to have some skank screwing with your emotions.

Whatever you do, don't call her...ever. Unless it's to get your CDs back.

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Well if you decide to buy yourself a PS3, stop drinking long enough to not be buzzed before you drive to the store.

Though (and it pains me to say this) I think the 360 is a better bet, especially in this community.

/tk

fair enuf...maybe i'll buy a 360 - oh I wouldn't do it tonight, that's for sure. Wayyy too buzzed already (just down below the neck of the bottle - man i'm a lightweight now)

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Screw her (not literally). Too many women out there to choose from to have some skank screwing with your emotions.

Whatever you do, don't call her...ever. Unless it's to get your CDs back.

oh I ain't callin her. I got the closure I need.

I just wonder, as I said to DC earlier, how it went from "i adore you...i want to have your children and be mrs. phillips" in february to this 3 months later...

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:53 PM

and now i'm straight-up sobbing - FUCK...i said I wouldn't do this

hi fofc - welcome to my pathetic fucking life

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:55 PM

fuck the shotglass *drinking straight from the bottle*

M GO BLUE!!! · 05-28-2008, 06:55 PM

Hey... You've got a thread.

This might make you smile a bit in your drunken state:

I have a friend who was getting divorced. His now ex is the type who is not satisfied destroying your life, but must take away anything you enjoy. His deceased grandmother had given them a bedroom set for a wedding gift. The wife always hated it. It reminded him of his grandmother, so he naturally wanted the set. She demanded she get it in the divorce. She won it and he had to give it up.

How would this make you feel better? Well, before the movers came for the set he and his new girlfriend got a bit drunk and had some fun... they left gifts for the wife in places that wouldn't be apparent... like a pair of worn panties behind the dresser drawer. I think he may have urinated in places too... You want it? Well here ya go!

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:57 PM

fuckin a - I hate this shit. no fuckin more - I should just like...apply to the priesthood or some fuckin shit

ISiddiqui · 05-28-2008, 06:57 PM

Ack... don't drink straight from the bottle... give the bottle to me... mmmm, alcohol.

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Hey... You've got a thread.

This might make you smile a bit in your drunken state:

I have a friend who was getting divorced. His now ex is the type who is not satisfied destroying your life, but must take away anything you enjoy. His deceased grandmother had given them a bedroom set for a wedding gift. The wife always hated it. It reminded him of his grandmother, so he naturally wanted the set. She demanded she get it in the divorce. She won it and he had to give it up.

How would this make you feel better? Well, before the movers came for the set he and his new girlfriend got a bit drunk and had some fun... they left gifts for the wife in places that wouldn't be apparent... like a pair of worn panties behind the dresser drawer. I think he may have urinated in places too... You want it? Well here ya go!

lol - nice - too drunk to comprehend already - but seems like it's funny - thanks man

terpkristin · 05-28-2008, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

and now i'm straight-up sobbing - FUCK...i said I wouldn't do this

hi fofc - welcome to my pathetic fucking life

There is absolutely no way she's worth it, dude. It sucks, but she's not worth this much of your energy devoted to sadness over her.

/tk

JediKooter · 05-28-2008, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

oh I ain't callin her. I got the closure I need.

I just wonder, as I said to DC earlier, how it went from "i adore you...i want to have your children and be mrs. phillips" in february to this 3 months later...

You must not have read the "Women" thread. j/k man.

I've been there and heard that too. I think it may be an age thing really. It seems that they really have no freakin clue as to what they want until they are in their 30s. That's my scientifically unproven theory at least.

I mean, if you treated her right, wasn't a jerk to her and stuff like that, I'm willing to guess she's in her 20s. That age group, they are pretty much like that cute stray dog you find one day sitting at your doorstep. You decide to feed it and pet it and it then becomes your best friend. You have months, sometimes years of this great relationship and then one day, poof, the dog is just up and gone, never to be seen again. No matter how much you love someone or something or care about something or someone, you have no control on whether or not they/it stays or strays.

By they way, GTA4 is a pretty good game.

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

There is absolutely no way she's worth it, dude. It sucks, but she's not worth this much of your energy devoted to sadness over her.

/tk

on an intellectual level I think I agree (too drunk to really know right now), but...idk...it seems like...the healthy thing to do in some way...i mean shit...i was at the point where I woulda moved to ohio in the fall...and now this???

wtf

(too drunk to correct typos now)

terpkristin · 05-28-2008, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

on an intellectual level I think I agree (too drunk to really know right now), but...idk...it seems like...the healthy thing to do in some way...i mean shit...i was at the point where I woulda moved to ohio in the fall...and now this???

wtf

(too drunk to correct typos now)

Well, given that I've been known in the past to get "rid" of frustrations by hitting brick walls, I guess I'm not one to talk about healthy ways to get through crap.

But drinking yourself silly doesn't seem like a real healthy thing to do, either...

Maybe you should stop drinking and go buy a 360. Maybe there's something to the entire "beating up hookers" thing.

/tk

Passacaglia · 05-28-2008, 07:11 PM

Pretty weird, my wife is out that way, too -- in Hartford.

Maybe tomorrow you should rent a 360 -- that way you'll want to cram in as much playing time as you can in the few days you have it, and not have time to think about the bad stuff.

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 07:13 PM

hmm, maybe a 360 is on the angenda...idk...too drunk to know

MizzouRah · 05-28-2008, 07:17 PM

Take it easy DT.. she's not worth it. Now I'm drinking one for you.

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 07:19 PM

yeah...well she's getting me ripped up either way...idkhit...i was ready to uproot my life for this bitch...goees thing I found out wtf is up first

DaddyTorgo · 05-28-2008, 07:20 PM

and I just told my prents wtf is up...which is great bc now i'll have to answer 85000 questions

Poli · 05-28-2008, 07:26 PM

which is easier when you've been drinking, at least that's my experience.

JeeberD · 05-28-2008, 07:37 PM

Be careful, DT...

05-28-2008, 05:57 PM	#2
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	dola note for the record I have 750 ML of Grey Goose next to me, and I have taken two shots already. I am noting this publicly so that FOFC can hold me accountable for my drinking if I start to slide back towards the alcoholism I once struggled with. __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-28-2008, 06:04 PM	#3
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	the grey goose lovessss me. It's never going to cheat on me. Interesting question: does anyone know the entymology (or deriviation or whatever the right word is) of the phrase "round-heeled" ? __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-28-2008, 06:05 PM	#5
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	it used to be a problem but i'm not putting it away. i'm not THAT bad about controlling myself...i can drink when I go out socially, and even get drunk. It's more the "drinking alone in my room" thing that I need to be aware of. __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-28-2008, 06:06 PM	#6
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I hope she is worth going down a destructive path. I am going to guess she isn't worth it so go ahead and call an escort to please you. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

05-28-2008, 06:08 PM	#7
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	You can give me a call. I'll talk your ear off about the double wing. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

05-28-2008, 06:09 PM	#8
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	Be careful, DT. So is drinking on the internet really any better than drinking alone in your room? /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

05-28-2008, 06:10 PM	#11
lordscarlet Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Washington, DC	IMO there's never a reason to drink alone in your room. __________________ Sixteen Colors ANSI/ASCII Art Archive "...the better half of the Moores..." -cthomer5000

05-28-2008, 06:10 PM	#12
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I'm alone enjoying a beer if it makes you feel better. And oddly enough my wife is in Mass.

05-28-2008, 06:14 PM	#17
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Poli is an escort?! But yeah, man, put down the bottle. Seriously. Not worth it. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

05-28-2008, 06:16 PM	#19
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Better to, I dunno, spend money on something as part of the grieving process or break shit. Don't be drinking. Drinking by yourself when you are pissed about women NEVER ends up good. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

05-28-2008, 06:22 PM	#21
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	How about something belonging to her first.... may not want to go to jail tonight. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

05-28-2008, 06:24 PM	#22
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	well I guess I don't have her heart, so I can't break that. her job? __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-28-2008, 06:31 PM	#23
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	watch me get wiser as I get drunker __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-28-2008, 06:37 PM	#24
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I don't know about you folks, but when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself. This chick ain't worth it. Break something of hers and then go beat up hookers in GTA IV. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

05-28-2008, 06:39 PM	#25
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	wish I had gta IV - maybe I should buy myself a ps3?? listening to NWA - a bitch is a bitch __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-28-2008, 06:41 PM	#26
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	i got san andreas on my pc - maybe I should play that - and in other news...starting to get a lil buzzed __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-28-2008, 06:44 PM	#28
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	nice - fiona apple "criminal" __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-28-2008, 06:49 PM	#31
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Screw her (not literally). Too many women out there to choose from to have some skank screwing with your emotions. Whatever you do, don't call her...ever. Unless it's to get your CDs back. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-28-2008, 06:53 PM	#34
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	and now i'm straight-up sobbing - FUCK...i said I wouldn't do this hi fofc - welcome to my pathetic fucking life __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-28-2008, 06:55 PM	#35
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	fuck the shotglass drinking straight from the bottle __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-28-2008, 06:55 PM	#36
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Hey... You've got a thread. This might make you smile a bit in your drunken state: I have a friend who was getting divorced. His now ex is the type who is not satisfied destroying your life, but must take away anything you enjoy. His deceased grandmother had given them a bedroom set for a wedding gift. The wife always hated it. It reminded him of his grandmother, so he naturally wanted the set. She demanded she get it in the divorce. She won it and he had to give it up. How would this make you feel better? Well, before the movers came for the set he and his new girlfriend got a bit drunk and had some fun... they left gifts for the wife in places that wouldn't be apparent... like a pair of worn panties behind the dresser drawer. I think he may have urinated in places too... You want it? Well here ya go!

05-28-2008, 06:57 PM	#37
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	fuckin a - I hate this shit. no fuckin more - I should just like...apply to the priesthood or some fuckin shit __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-28-2008, 07:11 PM	#44
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	Pretty weird, my wife is out that way, too -- in Hartford. Maybe tomorrow you should rent a 360 -- that way you'll want to cram in as much playing time as you can in the few days you have it, and not have time to think about the bad stuff.

05-28-2008, 07:13 PM	#45
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	hmm, maybe a 360 is on the angenda...idk...too drunk to know __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-28-2008, 07:17 PM	#46
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Take it easy DT.. she's not worth it. Now I'm drinking one for you.

05-28-2008, 07:19 PM	#47
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	yeah...well she's getting me ripped up either way...idkhit...i was ready to uproot my life for this bitch...goees thing I found out wtf is up first __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-28-2008, 07:20 PM	#48
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	and I just told my prents wtf is up...which is great bc now i'll have to answer 85000 questions __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-28-2008, 07:26 PM	#49
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	which is easier when you've been drinking, at least that's my experience. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

05-28-2008, 07:37 PM	#50
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Be careful, DT... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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