Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 5: Anna Kournikova

Kodos · 12-20-2005, 09:10 AM

I say -- HOT!!!

VPI97 · 12-20-2005, 09:11 AM

There's any doubt about this?

KWhit · 12-20-2005, 09:14 AM

Ragone · 12-20-2005, 09:14 AM

Most useless... poll.... ever

JeeberD · 12-20-2005, 09:17 AM

I hate the stupid bitch but she's just about as hot as they come...

Anthony · 12-20-2005, 09:17 AM

nice body, not too crazy about her face in some pictures. she's very pretty, but there's about 50 other hotties i'd rather stuff my privates into.

Kodos · 12-20-2005, 09:20 AM

I'm thinking I need to keep a running list of how people fared in these. That way, we could come up with official FOFC Hotness ratings.

BrianD · 12-20-2005, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

I'm thinking I need to keep a running list of how people fared in these. That way, we could come up with official FOFC Hotness ratings.

You should keep track of how people voted and come up with official FOFC Taste ratings.

Kodos · 12-20-2005, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

You should keep track of how people voted and come up with official FOFC Taste ratings.

I hear ya. The folks who voted hot for Angelina Jolie would take a serious hit.

timmae · 12-20-2005, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

nice body, not too crazy about her face in some pictures. she's very pretty, but there's about 50 other hotties i'd rather stuff my privates into.

Only 50, eh? She must be very far up that HA list then!

Flasch186 · 12-20-2005, 09:40 AM

but she is the most overhyped Tennis player out there.

JeeberD · 12-20-2005, 09:41 AM

She hasn't been a tennis player for at least a year now, Flasch...

Raiders Army · 12-20-2005, 09:48 AM

No doubt about this one

Grammaticus · 12-20-2005, 09:54 AM

Suggestion:

Kodos, I’m thinking you need to run a few more of these, then run one year end poll with all of the women to see who wins FOFC hottest woman of 2005 award.

Then maybe run a poll once a week through 2006. Take the top 5 score earners of the year and do a 2006 runoff at year end. Also, put a pic on page one of each poll.

Maybe even run a suggestions thread on who to poll. I suggest that you run a poll on Kate Beckensale.

Sweed · 12-20-2005, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

but she is the most overhyped Tennis player out there.

Playing tennis with her would be the last thing on my mind

Anthony · 12-20-2005, 09:57 AM

i'm rating her on the Celebrtity Hot Scale, not the Girls You Actually Have A Chance To Meet Scale. obviously if i were to see her in a bar with normal chicks, yeah, she's hot. but as far as "celebs" go like i said there's a long list of chicks i'd rather fornicate with.

JeeberD · 12-20-2005, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Grammaticus

Suggestion:

Kodos, I’m thinking you need to run a few more of these, then run one year end poll with all of the women to see who wins FOFC hottest woman of 2005 award.

Then maybe run a poll once a week through 2006. Take the top 5 score earners of the year and do a 2006 runoff at year end. Also, put a pic on page one of each poll.

Maybe even run a suggestions thread on who to poll. I suggest that you run a poll on Kate Beckensale.

Further proof that there are no new ideas under the sun...

WSUCougar · 12-20-2005, 10:05 AM

Hot or not, relative to what? An anty sock? A handful of snakes?

Bee · 12-20-2005, 10:05 AM

I know I'm in the minority, but I don't find her very attractive at all. I've seen her in person and I thought she was average at best.

Butter · 12-20-2005, 10:06 AM

Women who can't play professional tennis are not hot in my eyes.

Alright, who am I kidding, I always checked her out when she was leaning over to return a serve.

Subby · 12-20-2005, 10:13 AM

In Hold 'Em, the new nickname for the Ace-King (formerly Big Slick) holding is now the Ana Kournikova.

Looks pretty, never wins.

WSUCougar · 12-20-2005, 10:15 AM

Like you "no" voters wouldn't. C'mon.

Bee · 12-20-2005, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Like you "no" voters wouldn't. C'mon.

If I were single, I probably would...but that doesn't make her hot, just makes my standards low.

Subby · 12-20-2005, 10:20 AM

Her face is kind of iffy. I still voted hot, but only if she is playing tennis and is all tan and athletic looking. When she does photo shoots - tryng too hard - not so much.

QuikSand · 12-20-2005, 10:20 AM

I always thought that she was generally overrated -- but it's a little silly to suggest that she falls into a category of "not" with an exclamation point. I understand the debate and all... but to me, I just don't see how you can vote "not!" here unless you're trying to represent the "overrated" vote just for effect.

Honolulu Blue · 12-20-2005, 10:24 AM

IMHO, overrated as a tennis player, but not as a beauty.

Anthony · 12-20-2005, 10:27 AM

i'm not in the emphatic "no!" camp, just not impressed with her face. she has a nice trim body, that's for sure. and i find her on the high end of the pretty spectrum. her face doesn't do it for me though. she has a very young looking face, too young perhaps, and it just doesn't ooze "sultry" like some other established hotties.

Kodos · 12-20-2005, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Hot or not, relative to what? An anty sock? A handful of snakes?

Hot is up to the voter to decide. My rule for my own voting is simple. If I'm flipping channels and the person in question is on, do I stop flipping channels.

Bee · 12-20-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

I always thought that she was generally overrated -- but it's a little silly to suggest that she falls into a category of "not" with an exclamation point. I understand the debate and all... but to me, I just don't see how you can vote "not!" here unless you're trying to represent the "overrated" vote just for effect.

There's an exclamation point on the "Hot!" option as well, so I didn't read much into that.

jeff061 · 12-20-2005, 10:47 AM

Compared the to other celebs in these polls, not hot. Another one in the minority I suppose.

/still would

WrongWay · 12-20-2005, 10:52 AM

You should start a Celbrity Hot tournament. Find some Mag that has a top 24 poll and make your own tournament. Every week have the babes go head to head or chest to chest in your Poll.

But, Please for the love of God you have to include at least a Swimsuit picture.

jeff061 · 12-20-2005, 10:58 AM

Someone did something like that a year or two ago.

JeeberD · 12-20-2005, 10:59 AM

Search for "Hot Chick Survivor"

jeff061 · 12-20-2005, 11:00 AM

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...searchid=95695

Searched for Salma Hayek

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Glengoyne · 12-20-2005, 11:04 AM

Simply doesn't do it for me. Admitedly she has a great body, but lacks that something that puts her over the top, Hot-wise.

fantastic flying froggies · 12-20-2005, 11:25 AM

not 'hot' at all by my standards...

pennywisesb · 12-20-2005, 11:26 AM

Anna is definately a hottie in my book.

JonInMiddleGA · 12-20-2005, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

If I'm flipping channels and the person in question is on, do I stop flipping channels.

Y'know, that ain't a half bad criteria.

And now that you mention it (and now that I think about it a minute), it does seem like a good indicator for any recent hot/not votes I've cast.

JasonC23 · 12-20-2005, 03:08 PM

Maria Sharapova, very hot (and very good at tennis).

Anna...eh to both. Not unattractive, of course, but not, to me, "hot." Following Kodos's lead, I would stop flipping channels if Maria was on, but would keep flipping if Anna was on.

Butter · 12-20-2005, 03:26 PM

So, apparently if you think Angelina Jolie isn't hot, you get raked over the coals. But if you think Anna Kournikova isn't hot, you get a big ol' "meh".

Where's the outrage, people?

st.cronin · 12-20-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

So, apparently if you think Angelina Jolie isn't hot, you get raked over the coals. But if you think Anna Kournikova isn't hot, you get a big ol' "meh".

Where's the outrage, people?

I agree. They're both slam dunk first ballot hall of famers.

Karlifornia · 12-20-2005, 03:54 PM

How can someone think sharapova is hot and kournikova is not? I just don't get it.

Oh, and I voted hot. Didn't even have to think twice.

Rizon · 12-20-2005, 07:40 PM

I'd hit it after anyone hit it: Rush, my best friend, some 80 year old dude, a horse, Bob Sagat ... doesn't matter if that snatch is soaked with 40 gallons of jizz, I'd still hit it.

PilotMan · 12-20-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JasonC23

Maria Sharapova, very hot (and very good at tennis).

That girl is smokin'. Much better than Anna.

Sweed · 12-20-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

How can someone think sharapova is hot and kournikova is not? I just don't get it.

Oh, and I voted hot. Didn't even have to think twice.

My sentiments exactly. Now of course I would tap into Sharapova but if she was in between me and Kournikova I'd have to kick her ass out of the way.

Zippo · 12-20-2005, 08:27 PM

again, another hot nor not thread with no picture...

JonInMiddleGA · 12-20-2005, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

Where's the outrage, people?

That's pretty simple really.
Jolie = A skank
Anna = A paragon of hotness.

Senator · 12-20-2005, 10:08 PM

She is no Ann Arbor.

Desnudo · 12-20-2005, 10:13 PM

Easiest vote yet.

kingfc22 · 12-20-2005, 10:21 PM

easiest one yet

View Poll Results: Anna Kournikova is...
Hot!	135	90.00%
Not!	15	10.00%
Voters: 150. You may not vote on this poll

12-20-2005, 09:11 AM	#2
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	There's any doubt about this? __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

12-20-2005, 09:14 AM	#3
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Duh.

12-20-2005, 09:17 AM	#5
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I hate the stupid bitch but she's just about as hot as they come... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-20-2005, 09:40 AM	#11
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	but she is the most overhyped Tennis player out there. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

12-20-2005, 09:14 AM	#4
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	Most useless... poll.... ever

12-20-2005, 09:17 AM	#6
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	nice body, not too crazy about her face in some pictures. she's very pretty, but there's about 50 other hotties i'd rather stuff my privates into.

12-20-2005, 09:20 AM	#7
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I'm thinking I need to keep a running list of how people fared in these. That way, we could come up with official FOFC Hotness ratings.

12-20-2005, 09:41 AM	#12
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	She hasn't been a tennis player for at least a year now, Flasch... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-20-2005, 09:48 AM	#13
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	No doubt about this one

12-20-2005, 09:54 AM	#14
Grammaticus Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tennessee	Suggestion: Kodos, I’m thinking you need to run a few more of these, then run one year end poll with all of the women to see who wins FOFC hottest woman of 2005 award. Then maybe run a poll once a week through 2006. Take the top 5 score earners of the year and do a 2006 runoff at year end. Also, put a pic on page one of each poll. Maybe even run a suggestions thread on who to poll. I suggest that you run a poll on Kate Beckensale.

12-20-2005, 09:57 AM	#16
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i'm rating her on the Celebrtity Hot Scale, not the Girls You Actually Have A Chance To Meet Scale. obviously if i were to see her in a bar with normal chicks, yeah, she's hot. but as far as "celebs" go like i said there's a long list of chicks i'd rather fornicate with.

12-20-2005, 10:05 AM	#18
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Hot or not, relative to what? An anty sock? A handful of snakes? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

12-20-2005, 10:05 AM	#19
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	I know I'm in the minority, but I don't find her very attractive at all. I've seen her in person and I thought she was average at best. Last edited by Bee : 12-20-2005 at 10:05 AM.

12-20-2005, 10:06 AM	#20
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	Women who can't play professional tennis are not hot in my eyes. Alright, who am I kidding, I always checked her out when she was leaning over to return a serve. __________________ My listening habits

12-20-2005, 10:13 AM	#21
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	In Hold 'Em, the new nickname for the Ace-King (formerly Big Slick) holding is now the Ana Kournikova. Looks pretty, never wins. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

12-20-2005, 10:15 AM	#22
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Like you "no" voters wouldn't. C'mon. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

12-20-2005, 10:20 AM	#24
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Her face is kind of iffy. I still voted hot, but only if she is playing tennis and is all tan and athletic looking. When she does photo shoots - tryng too hard - not so much. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

12-20-2005, 10:20 AM	#25
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	I always thought that she was generally overrated -- but it's a little silly to suggest that she falls into a category of "not" with an exclamation point. I understand the debate and all... but to me, I just don't see how you can vote "not!" here unless you're trying to represent the "overrated" vote just for effect.

12-20-2005, 10:24 AM	#26
Honolulu Blue Dynasty Boy Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Michigan	IMHO, overrated as a tennis player, but not as a beauty.

12-20-2005, 10:27 AM	#27
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i'm not in the emphatic "no!" camp, just not impressed with her face. she has a nice trim body, that's for sure. and i find her on the high end of the pretty spectrum. her face doesn't do it for me though. she has a very young looking face, too young perhaps, and it just doesn't ooze "sultry" like some other established hotties.

12-20-2005, 10:47 AM	#30
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Compared the to other celebs in these polls, not hot. Another one in the minority I suppose. /still would __________________ Last edited by jeff061 : 12-20-2005 at 10:47 AM.

12-20-2005, 10:52 AM	#31
WrongWay Banned Join Date: Jan 2005	You should start a Celbrity Hot tournament. Find some Mag that has a top 24 poll and make your own tournament. Every week have the babes go head to head or chest to chest in your Poll. But, Please for the love of God you have to include at least a Swimsuit picture.

12-20-2005, 10:58 AM	#32
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Someone did something like that a year or two ago. __________________

12-20-2005, 10:59 AM	#33
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Search for "Hot Chick Survivor" __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-20-2005, 11:00 AM	#34
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...searchid=95695 Searched for Salma Hayek . __________________

12-20-2005, 11:04 AM	#35
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	Simply doesn't do it for me. Admitedly she has a great body, but lacks that something that puts her over the top, Hot-wise.

12-20-2005, 11:25 AM	#36
fantastic flying froggies Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny South of France	not 'hot' at all by my standards... __________________ Detroit Vampires (CFL) : Ve 're coming for your blood! Camargue Flamingos (WOOF): pretty in Pink

12-20-2005, 11:26 AM	#37
pennywisesb College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California	Anna is definately a hottie in my book. __________________ Myspace Profile

12-20-2005, 03:08 PM	#39
JasonC23 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Huntley, IL, USA	Maria Sharapova, very hot (and very good at tennis). Anna...eh to both. Not unattractive, of course, but not, to me, "hot." Following Kodos's lead, I would stop flipping channels if Maria was on, but would keep flipping if Anna was on. __________________ "I'm A god. I'm not THE God...I don't think." Bill Murray, Groundhog Day

12-20-2005, 03:26 PM	#40
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	So, apparently if you think Angelina Jolie isn't hot, you get raked over the coals. But if you think Anna Kournikova isn't hot, you get a big ol' "meh". Where's the outrage, people? __________________ My listening habits

12-20-2005, 03:54 PM	#42
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	How can someone think sharapova is hot and kournikova is not? I just don't get it. Oh, and I voted hot. Didn't even have to think twice. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

12-20-2005, 08:27 PM	#46
Zippo High School JV Join Date: Jan 2004	again, another hot nor not thread with no picture...

12-20-2005, 10:08 PM	#48
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	She is no Ann Arbor. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

12-20-2005, 10:13 PM	#49
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Easiest vote yet.