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View Poll Results: Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hot! or Not?
Hot! 125 82.78%
Not? 26 17.22%
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Old 11-10-2011, 05:47 PM   #52
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She reminds me of a cross between Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Pretty, but you can meet girls that look like her almost anywhere.

I don't know where you live, but can you PM me your address. I want to live there.
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Old 11-10-2011, 05:50 PM   #53
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She looks like my one roommate in this photo.

... what? ...
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Old 11-10-2011, 05:52 PM   #54
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... what? ...

*shrug* She does. Which makes me feel better about my Not vote. My roommate's cute, but not anything to gonzo over, which is my impression of Ms. Chriqui.
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Old 11-10-2011, 05:57 PM   #55
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No I mean I can't hear you ....I'm staring at that picture...
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Old 11-10-2011, 05:58 PM   #56
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Anyone know what a Naga is? She reminds me of one of those.
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Old 11-10-2011, 06:00 PM   #57
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I wish I had grown up where all you guys did, where the girls all looked like Mila Kunis. I would have enjoyed junior high and high school more.

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Old 11-10-2011, 06:01 PM   #58
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Anyone know what a Naga is? She reminds me of one of those.

A lizard that carries a battle axe?
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Old 11-10-2011, 06:11 PM   #59
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A lizard that carries a battle axe?


yes.... that... more snakelike body/neck with a big head of a woman.
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Old 11-10-2011, 06:31 PM   #60
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Much better than Mila, voted hot.
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Old 11-10-2011, 06:32 PM   #61
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*shrug* She does. Which makes me feel better about my Not vote. My roommate's cute, but not anything to gonzo over, which is my impression of Ms. Chriqui.

Wait...Do you tell all the ladies your name is Jack Tripper?
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Old 11-10-2011, 06:48 PM   #62
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Wait...Do you tell all the ladies your name is Jack Tripper?

Izulde is like Jack Tripper, yet opposite Jack Tripper.
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Old 11-10-2011, 08:07 PM   #63
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I couldn't hit yes fast enough.
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Old 11-10-2011, 08:08 PM   #64
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Anyone know what a Naga is? She reminds me of one of those.

Naga please...
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Old 11-10-2011, 08:16 PM   #65
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Great body, smile, eyes...incredible skin tone. Definite yes.
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Old 11-10-2011, 08:35 PM   #66
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Let's not get carried away here ...

I'm dead serious. I want that pic made into a Fathead that I can stick on the wall.
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Old 11-10-2011, 08:42 PM   #67
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Old 11-10-2011, 08:50 PM   #68
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I'm printing that picture out. Now I just have to wait for my wife to fall asleep so I can tape it to her forehead.
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Old 11-10-2011, 08:54 PM   #69
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I'm printing that picture out. Now I just have to wait for my wife to fall asleep so I can tape it to her forehead.

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Old 11-10-2011, 09:08 PM   #70
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Old 11-10-2011, 10:45 PM   #71
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I'm printing that picture out. Now I just have to wait for my wife to fall asleep so I can tape it to her forehead.
OMG... I just about pissed myself reading that!!!
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Old 11-11-2011, 01:51 AM   #72
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I'd like to nominate Frieda Pinto
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Old 11-11-2011, 02:55 AM   #73
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:04 AM   #74
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I don't know where you live, but can you PM me your address. I want to live there.

Well, Tempe AZ, Yuma AZ, Charlotte NC, and even little Bryson City NC where the ratio of people with black teeth and banjos is roughly 3 to 1 to girls who are in or just got out of high school who look equally as good IMO. I would go so far as to say pretty much any decent sized city or any small town with a college of some sort will have its share of girls like this.

Of course thats just my opinion, I am basing it off what I see here. Some of us most likely find her more appealing because she is more the type of girl they like. I wouldn't say no to dating her, but I am not blown away and I prefer my fiancee to her in a fair fight.
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:54 AM   #75
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There is also a video of a lapdance she gives to another woman from some movie if you want to look for that.

A) Thank you for this information.

B) That's not just "another woman", that's Adrianne Palicki. And there's all sorts of gropage. Just damn...

C) Thank you for this information.
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Old 11-11-2011, 11:03 AM   #76
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I hope that doesn't affect his chef skills.
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Old 11-11-2011, 11:10 AM   #77
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Sarcasm or not, this is truth.

No sarcasm at all.
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Old 11-11-2011, 11:13 AM   #78
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I voted hot - like I seemingly always do - but this is probably the first time I can objectively look at her and understand a "not" vote.

It means you're gay.
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Old 11-11-2011, 11:39 AM   #79
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I voted hot - like I seemingly always do - but this is probably the first time I can objectively look at her and understand a "not" vote.

It means you're gay.

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Old 11-11-2011, 12:18 PM   #80
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It's been almost 23 hours. Is it time for a new poll?
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Old 11-14-2011, 11:35 AM   #81
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Bump Bump Bump.
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Old 11-14-2011, 12:18 PM   #82
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Currently Ms. Chriqui is placed in between a woman with a teenage boys chest and a 50 year old rocker...
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Old 11-14-2011, 05:05 PM   #83
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Old 11-14-2011, 05:25 PM   #84
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To be fair, both of those are bout 8-12% too high
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Old 11-15-2011, 01:44 PM   #85
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I love the non-European folks, and yet I still don;t find her hot. Sorrys.
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Old 05-11-2016, 11:32 AM   #86
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I will not link to it but she's gone topless for some art exhibit. I knew I loved art.

Barstool is a good starting point.
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Old 05-11-2016, 11:52 AM   #87
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I will not link to it but she's gone topless for some art exhibit. I knew I loved art.

Barstool is a good starting point.

Boob job.... not that I'm complaining.
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Old 05-11-2016, 04:56 PM   #88
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