How to beat Hell Atlantic at Madden

Pumpy Tudors · 09-05-2007, 12:24 PM

Just play against him.

OH YES I WENT THERE

Broncos 17, Saints 7

Anthony · 09-05-2007, 12:30 PM

muthafuck da police!

listen - i'm sooo much better than you. you don't play well. you keep getting these miracle plays and you come out on top, but you don't have the mastery of the game like i do. i found a new team to play with - Bengals. ain't nothing to it but to do it. a win is a win, though, and you won. i won't be a sore loser.

i wish Madden had uploadable highlights like NCAA, cuz i would've shown everyone my straight up and down redunkulous play where i hit Colston for a long bomb. i actually giggled when i threw that td. from now on i'm getting out my shitkickers and i'm kicking shit.

cartman · 09-05-2007, 12:30 PM

in before the lock

Anthony · 09-05-2007, 12:40 PM

you don't even understand. he's not on my level. it's basically the Nuggets beating the Sonics in the playoffs in the mid-90's. they got lucky. everyone knows the Sonics were the better team. but props is props, he won. you only need to score one more point than the other team to win and he scored 10 more points. but in terms of play selection? i was busting out the entire playbook. next time i'm using flea flicker on his ass. ok, maybe not flea flicker but i'm a master of the playaction. you won't know when it's coming, but you'll know it's coming. "is he gonna run?" you'll ponder. "perhaps he's going to pass?" you'll contemplate. but it's coming. i'll even give you the play. Strong-I, WR Trips, Deep PA. ooooof.

Celeval · 09-05-2007, 12:43 PM

I'm not sure I've seen a thread with HA winning a game yet.

MikeVic · 09-05-2007, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Celeval

I'm not sure I've seen a thread with HA winning a game yet.

East-coast bias.

Logan · 09-05-2007, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

you don't even understand. he's not on my level. it's basically the Nuggets beating the Sonics in the playoffs in the mid-90's.

Wrong Georgetown center. Patrick Ewing, not Dikembe Mutombo.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-05-2007, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

muthafuck da police!

listen - i'm sooo much better than you. you don't play well. you keep getting these miracle plays and you come out on top, but you don't have the mastery of the game like i do. i found a new team to play with - Bengals. ain't nothing to it but to do it. a win is a win, though, and you won. i won't be a sore loser.

i wish Madden had uploadable highlights like NCAA, cuz i would've shown everyone my straight up and down redunkulous play where i hit Colston for a long bomb. i actually giggled when i threw that td. from now on i'm getting out my shitkickers and i'm kicking shit.

Hey, that bomb to Colston was great. It was almost as good as that other touchdown you scored... oh, wait, you didn't score any other touchdowns. I liked that touchdown pass you almost threw... to D.J. Williams. Then I lateraled to Dominique Foxworth who almost brought it all the way back.

I mean, you played a good game. I had to put a lot of effort into it. So you have that going for you.

The rematch will come.

MIJB#19 · 09-05-2007, 01:14 PM

MikeVic · 09-05-2007, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Hey, that bomb to Colston was great. It was almost as good as that other touchdown you scored... oh, wait, you didn't score any other touchdowns.

Hahahahaha.

Warhammer · 09-05-2007, 01:25 PM

Its ridonculous. ridunculous, sheesh, this guy doesn't know how to speel.

SirFozzie · 09-05-2007, 01:31 PM

I just wish I could stay connected, I'd whoop all of yas

Pumpy Tudors · 09-05-2007, 01:32 PM

I used to have problems staying connected on my old XBox, and I ended up having to buy a new router.

Anthony · 09-05-2007, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warhammer

Its ridonculous. ridunculous, sheesh, this guy doesn't know how to speel.

i had to invent a new word, that's how awesome it was. redunkulous is the next level, reserved only for the most supreme. the td was spectularly redunkulous. there. it's been said.

Honolulu_Blue · 09-05-2007, 01:59 PM

Who scores only 7 points in Madden?

StarBuck · 09-05-2007, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Just play against him.

OH YES I WENT THERE

Broncos 17, Saints 7

YEA BABY YEA! GO PUMPY!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Hey, that bomb to Colston was great. It was almost as good as that other touchdown you scored... oh, wait, you didn't score any other touchdowns.

AHAHAHA!

JonInMiddleGA · 09-05-2007, 03:09 PM

I bet he might have managed to add a field goal at least if he'd taken off his iPod.

gstelmack · 09-05-2007, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Who scores only 7 points in Madden?

Hell Atlantic.

Was this a trick question?

Neon_Chaos · 09-05-2007, 03:45 PM

THIS ONLY ADDS MORE TO THE LEGEND OF PUMPY TUDORS!

Antmeister · 09-05-2007, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

I bet he might have managed to add a field goal at least if he'd taken off his iPod.

ROFL!

Warhammer · 09-05-2007, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

I bet he might have managed to add a field goal at least if he'd taken off his iPod.

He would have had to put down the sandwich to do that.

EagleFan · 09-05-2007, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

you don't even understand. he's not on my level. it's basically the Nuggets beating the Sonics in the playoffs in the mid-90's. they got lucky. everyone knows the Sonics were the better team. but props is props, he won. you only need to score one more point than the other team to win and he scored 10 more points. but in terms of play selection? i was busting out the entire playbook. next time i'm using flea flicker on his ass. ok, maybe not flea flicker but i'm a master of the playaction. you won't know when it's coming, but you'll know it's coming. "is he gonna run?" you'll ponder. "perhaps he's going to pass?" you'll contemplate. but it's coming. i'll even give you the play. Strong-I, WR Trips, Deep PA. ooooof.

So much for not whining...

sterlingice · 09-05-2007, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

Wrong Georgetown center. Patrick Ewing, not Dikembe Mutombo.

Gold.

SI

StarBuck · 09-05-2007, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

I bet he might have managed to add a field goal at least if he'd taken off his iPod.

LOL
When EA Sports stops charging so much for it's games, he'll think about taking it off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warhammer

He would have had to put down the sandwich to do that.

heh!
I saw that pic.

st.cronin · 09-05-2007, 05:31 PM

Awesome.

RendeR · 09-05-2007, 06:31 PM

This thread makes my heart all warm and fuzzy.

Sun Tzu · 08-13-2010, 12:41 PM

bumpy for pumpy

Anthony · 08-13-2010, 09:28 PM

i'm ready to get down with the get-down. punks jump up to get beat down. i just farted, cupped the gas into my netherregion and then touched my swamp-sac and smelled my fingers and it was glorious. i take that as a good omen. its time for the rematch.

it's time.

none of this new age wild cat shit either. we gonna play straight up 80's football: cocaine. handlebar moustaches. orgies with women that have hairy lady parts.

steroid injections in the ass.

it's time for the rematch.

Mantle2600 · 08-13-2010, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

i'm ready to get down with the get-down. punks jump up to get beat down. i just farted, cupped the gas into my netherregion and then touched my swamp-sac and smelled my fingers and it was glorious. i take that as a good omen. its time for the rematch.

it's time.

none of this new age wild cat shit either. we gonna play straight up 80's football: cocaine. handlebar moustaches. orgies with women that have hairy lady parts.

steroid injections in the ass.

it's time for the rematch.

That was so damn disgusting it may have Been the greatest thing I've ever read.

Greyroofoo · 08-13-2010, 10:25 PM

Not only did pumpy win, he won with the Broncos!

Pumpy Tudors · 08-13-2010, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

i'm ready to get down with the get-down. punks jump up to get beat down. i just farted, cupped the gas into my netherregion and then touched my swamp-sac and smelled my fingers and it was glorious. i take that as a good omen. its time for the rematch.

it's time.

none of this new age wild cat shit either. we gonna play straight up 80's football: cocaine. handlebar moustaches. orgies with women that have hairy lady parts.

steroid injections in the ass.

it's time for the rematch.

sorry bro i don't have madden 11

Senator · 08-14-2010, 12:35 AM

I'm afraid of Americans.

Anthony · 08-14-2010, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

sorry bro i don't have madden 11

homeboy is sooo scared of my mastery that he's playing the "i don't have madden 11" card. thats like beating me in basketball and when i request a rematch you play the "i gotta go - my mom's calling me in for dinner" card. well i got a deck of cards too, and i'm gonna play the "since you don't wanna even rent the game just for a rematch i'm gonna play the 'i'll take that as you forfeiting the game and i'll take the win card'card".

we now 1-1. holla muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Anthony · 08-14-2010, 09:22 AM

jeff061 · 08-14-2010, 09:36 AM

I laugh every time I see the simian New Kid. I did back then and I do now.

jeff061 · 08-14-2010, 09:38 AM

And I like the fact I could find his name, Danny Wood, by googling New Kids On the Block Monkey.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-14-2010, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

homeboy is sooo scared of my mastery that he's playing the "i don't have madden 11" card. thats like beating me in basketball and when i request a rematch you play the "i gotta go - my mom's calling me in for dinner" card. well i got a deck of cards too, and i'm gonna play the "since you don't wanna even rent the game just for a rematch i'm gonna play the 'i'll take that as you forfeiting the game and i'll take the win card'card".

we now 1-1. holla muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Yay, you finally won a game!!!

*clap. clap.*

*clap*

09-05-2007, 12:30 PM	#3
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09-05-2007, 01:32 PM	#13
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09-05-2007, 01:59 PM	#15
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09-05-2007, 12:30 PM	#2
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	muthafuck da police! listen - i'm sooo much better than you. you don't play well. you keep getting these miracle plays and you come out on top, but you don't have the mastery of the game like i do. i found a new team to play with - Bengals. ain't nothing to it but to do it. a win is a win, though, and you won. i won't be a sore loser. i wish Madden had uploadable highlights like NCAA, cuz i would've shown everyone my straight up and down redunkulous play where i hit Colston for a long bomb. i actually giggled when i threw that td. from now on i'm getting out my shitkickers and i'm kicking shit.

09-05-2007, 12:40 PM	#4
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	you don't even understand. he's not on my level. it's basically the Nuggets beating the Sonics in the playoffs in the mid-90's. they got lucky. everyone knows the Sonics were the better team. but props is props, he won. you only need to score one more point than the other team to win and he scored 10 more points. but in terms of play selection? i was busting out the entire playbook. next time i'm using flea flicker on his ass. ok, maybe not flea flicker but i'm a master of the playaction. you won't know when it's coming, but you'll know it's coming. "is he gonna run?" you'll ponder. "perhaps he's going to pass?" you'll contemplate. but it's coming. i'll even give you the play. Strong-I, WR Trips, Deep PA. ooooof.

09-05-2007, 12:43 PM	#5
Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	I'm not sure I've seen a thread with HA winning a game yet.

09-05-2007, 01:25 PM	#11
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	Its ridonculous. ridunculous, sheesh, this guy doesn't know how to speel.

09-05-2007, 03:09 PM	#17
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	I bet he might have managed to add a field goal at least if he'd taken off his iPod. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

09-05-2007, 03:45 PM	#19
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	THIS ONLY ADDS MORE TO THE LEGEND OF PUMPY TUDORS! __________________ Come and see.

09-05-2007, 05:31 PM	#25
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09-05-2007, 06:31 PM	#26
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08-13-2010, 12:41 PM	#27
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	bumpy for pumpy __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

08-13-2010, 09:28 PM	#28
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i'm ready to get down with the get-down. punks jump up to get beat down. i just farted, cupped the gas into my netherregion and then touched my swamp-sac and smelled my fingers and it was glorious. i take that as a good omen. its time for the rematch. it's time. none of this new age wild cat shit either. we gonna play straight up 80's football: cocaine. handlebar moustaches. orgies with women that have hairy lady parts. steroid injections in the ass. it's time for the rematch.

08-13-2010, 10:25 PM	#30
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Not only did pumpy win, he won with the Broncos!

08-14-2010, 12:35 AM	#32
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	I'm afraid of Americans. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

08-14-2010, 09:22 AM	#34
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA

08-14-2010, 09:36 AM	#35
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	I laugh every time I see the simian New Kid. I did back then and I do now. __________________

08-14-2010, 09:38 AM	#36
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	And I like the fact I could find his name, Danny Wood, by googling New Kids On the Block Monkey. __________________

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