Dating

Noop · 02-19-2009, 11:47 AM

In the up and down cycle of dating I have done much like our economy, I have hit a recession. If this continues I will need some sort of bail out from the government.

- I will now go try to find "The Notebook"

Dr. Sak · 02-19-2009, 11:50 AM

This guy will bring you some snacks...

Noop · 02-19-2009, 11:58 AM

LOL. I need to go find a thread to vent.

Kodos · 02-19-2009, 12:02 PM

What happened to that cute girl you posted pictures of?

Izulde · 02-19-2009, 12:02 PM

Horrible book.

So horrible I didn't bother with the movie.

Noop · 02-19-2009, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

What happened to that cute girl you posted pictures of?

Usually I would ignore this but lawd hav mer'c(Lord Have Mercy) somethings in life will always be funny.

Has anyone ever slowed played someone thinking you could do better only to find out that person was pretty damn good. That's what I get for letting my ego get the best of me.

Noop · 02-19-2009, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

Horrible book.

So horrible I didn't bother with the movie.

I have watched the movie before and I thought it was pretty good and I am not one for sappy movies at all.

M GO BLUE!!! · 02-19-2009, 12:23 PM

Try okcupid.com

It's just as shitty as match.com, but it's free so when you sit alone in your apartment you at least don't feel like an asshole for spending money to be ignored by evil stuck-up bitches.

Dr. Sak · 02-19-2009, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Has anyone ever slowed played someone thinking you could do better only to find out that person was pretty damn good. That's what I get for letting my ego get the best of me.

I've done that lately. Or I'll be dating two girls...one that totally digs me and the other that could be a stretch out of my league. I put all my effort into the one that is a stretch and lose them both!

Noop · 02-19-2009, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

I've done that lately. Or I'll be dating two girls...one that totally digs me and the other that could be a stretch out of my league. I put all my effort into the one that is a stretch and lose them both!

+1

Why does it take for her to be with someone for me to realize that maybe she and I could have been something good. I knew she liked and I acted like I could do better even though she was pretty damn good herself. I deserve this because my ego is out of control.

TCY Junkie · 02-19-2009, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

+1

Why does it take for her to be with someone for me to realize that maybe she and I could have been something good. I knew she liked and I acted like I could do better even though she was pretty damn good herself. I deserve this because my ego is out of control.

Don't compare yourself to the average guy, instead dean houston. Huge ego gone.

Dr. Sak · 02-19-2009, 12:36 PM

Or even better I always fall for the girl that has a boyfriend that treats her like shit so she hangs out with me a ton. I get the idea that maybe she likes me better than her actual boyfriend and get that door slammed in my face.

Rizon · 02-19-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Or even better I always fall for the girl that has a boyfriend that treats her like shit so she hangs out with me a ton. I get the idea that maybe she likes me better than her actual boyfriend and get that door slammed in my face.

Join the club. Course, women LOVE being treated like shit.

Danny · 02-19-2009, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Join the club. Course, women LOVE being treated like shit.

And some men do too. There are plenty of guys and girls who want to be with someone who treats them great. Just like there are plenty who go to relationships where they are treated like crap. The key is for members of the first group to be with each other and members of the second group to be with each other.

Rizon · 02-19-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

And some men do too. There are plenty of guys and girls who want to be with someone who treats them great. Just like there are plenty who go to relationships where they are treated like crap. The key is for members of the first group to be with each other and members of the second group to be with each other.

Please point me in the direction of the ones that don't, cause I haven't met a single one like that, ever.

rkmsuf · 02-19-2009, 12:51 PM

just talk about your vast collection of underwear. business will be booming in no time.

Danny · 02-19-2009, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Please point me in the direction of the ones that don't, cause I haven't met a single one like that, ever.

My wife for one. I've always treated her great and I'm sure we wouldn't be together had I not been the guy I am. She's always treated me just as good.

Women like men who are confident, that doesn't mean you can't be confident and a nice guy.

Danny · 02-19-2009, 01:00 PM

Men also need to know how they deserve to be treated. I was in a relationship once (my first one) where I got treated like crap. After that, I would not give that kind of girl the time of day.

Noop · 02-19-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

just talk about your vast collection of underwear. business will be booming in no time.

Well at least while I am alone I will have a vast collection of clean underwear. I might need to find a video game or something while I am in this rut.

Dr. Sak · 02-19-2009, 01:07 PM

Just make sure your roommate keep his door shut.

Noop · 02-19-2009, 01:09 PM

Rizon did she grow up with her father around?

Noop · 02-19-2009, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Just make sure your roommate keep his door shut.

I am secretly jealous of their relationship because those two have amazing chemistry together. They argue with each other like a debate; each one has a time limit to say what they have to say and other offers a rebuttal. While she isn't my type I wouldn't mind a girl like her at all.

Rizon · 02-19-2009, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Rizon did she grow up with her father around?

Nope, most of them didn't. I usually try to avoid those, or any that were abused in any way. It's like walking into fire covered in popcorn grease.

Rizon · 02-19-2009, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

My wife for one. I've always treated her great and I'm sure we wouldn't be together had I not been the guy I am. She's always treated me just as good.

Women like men who are confident, that doesn't mean you can't be confident and a nice guy.

Can I have your wife? Or maybe she has a single sister? Hell, even a single mother? I'd settle for some DNA for future cloning as well.

Noop · 02-19-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Can I have your wife? Or maybe she has a single sister? Hell, even a single mother? I'd settle for some DNA for future cloning as well.

I'll be honest with you the women who are good aren't the ones who are 8s, 9s or even 10s. The average female had to develop a personality to compensate what the good lord didn't bless them with.(Looks) The girl who prompted me to post this thread was 6.5 on the looks scale but her personality was amazing....

Sigh.

Dr. Sak · 02-19-2009, 02:30 PM

A girl with a good personality can easily go up 2 points in my book...and vice versa.

Danny · 02-19-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I'll be honest with you the women who are good aren't the ones who are 8s, 9s or even 10s. The average female had to develop a personality to compensate what the good lord didn't bless them with.(Looks) The girl who prompted me to post this thread was 6.5 on the looks scale but her personality was amazing....

Sigh.

Maybe stop worrying about what number someone is on a rating scale and allow the person you are with to be the most beautiful person to you.

M GO BLUE!!! · 02-19-2009, 02:31 PM

So a girl prompted this thread?

You got to take the attitude that the woman would be lucky and fortunate if you were to bless her with your time. Trust me. I know these things. I'm like the Dr. Phil of love.

Danny · 02-19-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Can I have your wife? Or maybe she has a single sister? Hell, even a single mother? I'd settle for some DNA for future cloning as well.

Sorry all mine

. And her mother is married to her father and her sister is engaged.

Dr. Sak · 02-19-2009, 02:32 PM

I think he was just trying to quantify his argument....I think that's the right term.

Danny · 02-19-2009, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

So a girl prompted this thread?

You got to take the attitude that the woman would be lucky and fortunate if you were to bless her with your time. Trust me. I know these things. I'm like the Dr. Phil of love.

Not to that extreme, but yeah you should place a high value on yourself. Basically like I said, know that you deserve to be treated well.

DeToxRox · 02-19-2009, 02:36 PM

It ebbs and flows. I suggest you find a girl and make small talk. Make her laugh. Be somewhat self depricating, but don't do it so much you seem like you want to cut yourself. Make her comfortable then pull a Costanza and leave on a high note. Get her number and call her again in a day or two and continue.

Plan the tree and grow. And then have sex with her.

Dr. Sak · 02-19-2009, 02:43 PM

But make sure you find out if she likes a clockwise or counter-clock wise swirl at the end.

DeToxRox · 02-19-2009, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

But make sure you find out if she likes a clockwise or counter-clock wise swirl at the end.

Well played. But memorize it, nothing is more off-putting then having crib notes on your hand.

Dr. Sak · 02-19-2009, 02:45 PM

Or a sandwich in your bed.

Noop · 02-19-2009, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

Maybe stop worrying about what number someone is on a rating scale and allow the person you are with to be the most beautiful person to you.

Rizon · 02-19-2009, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRox

It ebbs and flows. I suggest you find a girl and make small talk. Make her laugh. Be somewhat self depricating, but don't do it so much you seem like you want to cut yourself. Make her comfortable then pull a Costanza and leave on a high note. Get her number and call her again in a day or two and continue.

Plan the tree and grow. And then have sex with her.

Do you sleep with her best friend next?

DeToxRox · 02-19-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Do you sleep with her best friend next?

Well, I liked her roommates laugh a lot but it was awkward so I tried asking for a menage a trois with hilarious consequences.

DeToxRox · 02-19-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Or a sandwich in your bed.

It'd be awkward to get arouse by a Pastrami on wry.

DeToxRox · 02-19-2009, 02:49 PM

Whatever you do Noop, don't resort to meeting a chick on Craigslist. I'd hate for you to show up and see RenderR there. Talk about an awkward FOFC Meet Up.

Noop · 02-19-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRox

It ebbs and flows. I suggest you find a girl and make small talk. Make her laugh. Be somewhat self depricating, but don't do it so much you seem like you want to cut yourself. Make her comfortable then pull a Costanza and leave on a high note. Get her number and call her again in a day or two and continue.

Plan the tree and grow. And then have sex with her.

I think I am going to sit this out a bit. This whole thing really hit home with me because I realized I blew it because of my ego. I honestly did not realize what I was doing(in this case not doing) because of my ego. I really am an arrogant SOB whose ego... I need to be humble for awhile.

Noop · 02-19-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRox

Whatever you do Noop, don't resort to meeting a chick on Craigslist. I'd hate for you to show up and see RenderR there. Talk about an awkward FOFC Meet Up.

Knowing RendeR he would just want to argue about something even after everyone agrees with him. Hell I am not sure if he needs anyone there for him to argue as long as their is some sort of device that offers generic rebuttals to him.

Dr. Sak · 02-19-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRox

Whatever you do Noop, don't resort to meeting a chick on Craigslist. I'd hate for you to show up and see RenderR there. Talk about an awkward FOFC Meet Up.

Goddammit! I just spit out my drink all over my desk on that one.

DeToxRox · 02-19-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I think I am going to sit this out a bit. This whole thing really hit home with me because I realized I blew it because of my ego. I honestly did not realize what I was doing(in this case not doing) because of my ego. I really am an arrogant SOB whose ego... I need to be humble for awhile.

Sounds like you need to fuck a fat chick.

Danny · 02-19-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

It's just about your mindset. If you consider the person you are dating a 6.5 and others out there as 9 or 10, that is going to cause problems in a relationship. The person you are with should be an 11 to you.

Dr. Sak · 02-19-2009, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRox

Sounds like you need to fuck a fat chick.

Slumpbusters as I call them!

Noop · 02-19-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

It's just about your mindset. If you consider the person you are dating a 6.5 and others out there as 9 or 10, that is going to cause problems in a relationship. The person you are with should be an 11 to you.

....alright?

DeToxRox · 02-19-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Slumpbusters as I call them!

Bingo.

Get back on the horse, or in this instance, hippopatamus. You'll regain your form and have a hilarious story to tell at parties.

Noop · 02-19-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRox

Sounds like you need to fuck a fat chick.

They always like to do things the other girls make you wait for...

DeToxRox · 02-19-2009, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

....alright?

What he is trying to tell you Noop is if you find someone you love, it shouldn't matter how she looks because to you she'll always be a 10.

But what you need right now is like a 3 to get off the snide.

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M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Try okcupid.com It's just as shitty as match.com, but it's free so when you sit alone in your apartment you at least don't feel like an asshole for spending money to be ignored by evil stuck-up bitches.

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Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Or even better I always fall for the girl that has a boyfriend that treats her like shit so she hangs out with me a ton. I get the idea that maybe she likes me better than her actual boyfriend and get that door slammed in my face.

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Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Men also need to know how they deserve to be treated. I was in a relationship once (my first one) where I got treated like crap. After that, I would not give that kind of girl the time of day.

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Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	A girl with a good personality can easily go up 2 points in my book...and vice versa.

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M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	So a girl prompted this thread? You got to take the attitude that the woman would be lucky and fortunate if you were to bless her with your time. Trust me. I know these things. I'm like the Dr. Phil of love.

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Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	I think he was just trying to quantify his argument....I think that's the right term.

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DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	It ebbs and flows. I suggest you find a girl and make small talk. Make her laugh. Be somewhat self depricating, but don't do it so much you seem like you want to cut yourself. Make her comfortable then pull a Costanza and leave on a high note. Get her number and call her again in a day or two and continue. Plan the tree and grow. And then have sex with her.

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Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	But make sure you find out if she likes a clockwise or counter-clock wise swirl at the end.

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Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Or a sandwich in your bed.

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DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Whatever you do Noop, don't resort to meeting a chick on Craigslist. I'd hate for you to show up and see RenderR there. Talk about an awkward FOFC Meet Up.

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