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Old 07-10-2017, 02:28 PM   #1
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Does anybody remember where this quote is from?

I thought it was from The Far Side, but my Googling attempts have failed. It was something like this: "I want to put my hands around your throat and squeeze until your quivering body is forever still." I originally thought it was part of this one:
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Old 07-10-2017, 02:32 PM   #2
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Sounds like something I've probably said at some point.
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Old 07-10-2017, 02:41 PM   #3
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My google fu says:

I would rip their lungs out of their pizza-stealing chest and tear the eyeballs off his pizza-stealing face and then grab his pizza-stealing throat until his quivering body is forever still.


Invader Zim ....though I have no idea what that is...
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Old 07-10-2017, 02:56 PM   #4
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Invader Zim ....though I have no idea what that is...

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Old 07-10-2017, 03:23 PM   #5
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My google fu says:

I would rip their lungs out of their pizza-stealing chest and tear the eyeballs off his pizza-stealing face and then grab his pizza-stealing throat until his quivering body is forever still.


Invader Zim ....though I have no idea what that is...

That is definitely not it. The first part might be "wrap my hands around your neck"...

I wonder if it is from Larson's Prehistory of the Far Side book as a rejected caption. Will have to check when I get home.
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Old 07-10-2017, 03:45 PM   #6
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If radiation has turned you into a faceless mutant with toxic B.O., please choke yourself until your quivering body is forever still.


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This one doesn't count, but if the left half of the picture wasn't attached to this, I would have used this caption:



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Old 07-10-2017, 03:46 PM   #7
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from this old, old link:

http://forums.operationsports.com/fofc/archive/index.php/$file%253E$file%253C/a%253E/t-7444.html
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Old 07-10-2017, 04:47 PM   #8
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from this old, old link:

http://forums.operationsports.com/fofc/archive/index.php/$file%253E$file%253C/a%253E/t-7444.html

Huh.

In other news, I found it.
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