You make the call!: Boy Bands

Kodos · 05-01-2008, 12:52 PM

A man comes up to you an informs you that you must listen to one boy band for an hour each day for the rest of your life, or else he will blow up the planet. He looks like he's serious -- and more than capable of doing it. WHAT BOY BAND DO YOU CHOOSE?

Lorena · 05-01-2008, 12:53 PM

Thanks to global warming, the planet is doomed anyway.. I chose none.

rkmsuf · 05-01-2008, 12:53 PM

Menudo

MrBug708 · 05-01-2008, 12:54 PM

I've sat through a backstreet boy concert before. Wasn't that bad actually

Do I lose my man card?

MikeVic · 05-01-2008, 12:54 PM

That's tough. I'd say it's between N'Sync and Backstreet Boys, but which one?

Lorena · 05-01-2008, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Menudo

1980's menudo with ricky martin was the bomb.

Dr. Sak · 05-01-2008, 12:55 PM

NKOTB

Kodos · 05-01-2008, 12:56 PM

Which one sings that "Bye Bye" song? I think I'd choose them.

MikeVic · 05-01-2008, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Which one sings that "Bye Bye" song? I think I'd choose them.

N'Sync. I also like their song "Pop" or whatever it's called... so I think I'd choose them too.

Kodos · 05-01-2008, 01:01 PM

Also, as part of the deal, they are performing live for you each day. They age just like us.

gottimd · 05-01-2008, 01:12 PM

Tay Zonday.

korme · 05-01-2008, 01:14 PM

I pick 98 Degrees, because I'd convince Nick Lachey not to perform and just watch Reds games with me all day

Cork · 05-01-2008, 01:14 PM

The planet would be doomed. No "boy band" music for me under any circumstances.

-Cork

Ksyrup · 05-01-2008, 01:15 PM

Death Angel, circa 1986. All of the band members were between 12 and 17.

Kodos · 05-01-2008, 01:16 PM

Did they do choreographed dance numbers while they performed? If not, they don't count.

Dr. Sak · 05-01-2008, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

I pick 98 Degrees, because I'd convince Nick Lachey not to perform and just watch Reds games with me all day

I knew I liked you for some reason.

MikeVic · 05-01-2008, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

I knew I liked you for some reason.

Why don't you jump into his bed then?

cartman · 05-01-2008, 01:33 PM

Early Beatles

Kodos · 05-01-2008, 01:34 PM

Please see the choreographed dance qualification above.

Dr. Sak · 05-01-2008, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Why don't you jump into his bed then?

Didn't you forget to flush the toilet or something?

Pumpy Tudors · 05-01-2008, 01:38 PM

NKOTB

cartman · 05-01-2008, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Please see the choreographed dance qualification above.

There's no choreographed dance qualification, only that they will perform live each day.

MikeVic · 05-01-2008, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Didn't you forget to flush the toilet or something?

I flush every time!

Kodos · 05-01-2008, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

Did they do choreographed dance numbers while they performed? If not, they don't count.

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Originally Posted by cartman

There's no choreographed dance qualification, only that they will perform live each day.

Sorry. We reserve the right to amend the rules as needed to assure no loopholes are found.

As penalty, you must shoot your favorite musical artist in the head.

Ksyrup · 05-01-2008, 01:49 PM

I consider moshing to be a choreographed circular dance.

Death Angel is still my answer.

Kodos · 05-01-2008, 01:51 PM

You must now shoot the singer in the head. Sanjaya will be taking over for him.

Izulde · 05-01-2008, 01:59 PM

It's a touch choice between Backstreet Boys and 98 Degrees. 98 Degrees has better singles, but BSB has a much better body of work.

cartman · 05-01-2008, 02:02 PM

The Beatles had some choregraphed moves in Help! and Hard Day's Night, so they are still available.

Draft Dodger · 05-01-2008, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

I knew I liked you for some reason.

Ping: NAMBLA

Ksyrup · 05-01-2008, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

You must now shoot the singer in the head. Sanjaya will be taking over for him.

If he "sings" like he did on You Really Got Me, I could probably live with that. The beauty is that metal isn't all about the vocals, as it is with so many other types of music. I could easily ignore him and still enjoy the music.

rkmsuf · 05-01-2008, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

The Beatles had some choregraphed moves in Help! and Hard Day's Night, so they are still available.

farging cheater. the spirit of this effeminate question is to make you look like a woman by picking a contemporary powderpuff ensemble.

Kodos · 05-01-2008, 02:07 PM

Listen to the man. He speaks reason. The whole point is that you have to choose the least objectionable group out of an assortment of bad choices.

Ksyrup · 05-01-2008, 02:17 PM

But the whole fun in responding is to find a way to make a choice that fits the technical rules but isn't really objectionable to you at all.

Abe Sargent · 05-01-2008, 02:20 PM

Boyz II Men

MJ4H · 05-01-2008, 02:20 PM

Does the Vienna Boys Choir count?

Karlifornia · 05-01-2008, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

Which one sings that "Bye Bye" song? I think I'd choose them.

Anyone smell that? Is it a gas leak? No..no..wait...I think it's..yep...feigned ignorance!

sabotai · 05-01-2008, 02:31 PM

The Temptations. (They do fit all the criteria. 40-50 years ago, but they still fit the criteria.

)

Suburban Rhythm · 05-01-2008, 02:37 PM

Does El Debarge qualify as a boy bad?

Passacaglia · 05-01-2008, 02:38 PM

How about The Monkees? They're more like a boy band, based on the way they were formed.

Ksyrup · 05-01-2008, 02:43 PM

Does the Jackson 5 count as a boy band, or are they disqualified because of Michael?

Ksyrup · 05-01-2008, 02:44 PM

I mean Janet.

thesloppy · 05-01-2008, 02:47 PM

Another Bad Creation. And I'd just make them sing the phrase "We played NintendooooooOOOOoo" over and over again.

rkmsuf · 05-01-2008, 02:48 PM

BBD on the hype tip.

Kodos · 05-01-2008, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Anyone smell that? Is it a gas leak? No..no..wait...I think it's..yep...feigned ignorance!

Oh no. It's on my iPod. I confess. I just didn't know which band it was. I also have one Backstreet Boys song apparently.

rjolley · 05-01-2008, 03:05 PM

New Edition. Best of the newer (<25 years) boy bands.

The Beatles are a good choice, only because they have enough music that you wouldn't go crazy hearing the same songs over and over again for awhile.

cartman · 05-01-2008, 03:07 PM

N.W.A.

Izulde · 05-01-2008, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by thesloppy

Another Bad Creation. And I'd just make them sing the phrase "We played NintendooooooOOOOoo" over and over again.

I was just watching the Iesha MV video again last night.

thesloppy · 05-01-2008, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

I was just watching the Iesha MV video again last night.

How'd you like to fancy yourself a serious musician, get yourself a gig as a background singer, then one day you show up at the studio and someone hands you a lyrics sheet reading:

...playgrooooOOuunnd....
...mooOOOOoonkey baaaars....
...NintendoooooOOOoooooo...
...CheerioooooOOOoos....

Groundhog · 05-01-2008, 07:11 PM

Good Charlotte.

Schmidty · 05-01-2008, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBug708

I've sat through a backstreet boy concert before. Wasn't that bad actually

Do I lose my man card?

That's because you look like you're in a boy band. You'd be a popular man in prison.

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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Death Angel, circa 1986. All of the band members were between 12 and 17. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Thanks to global warming, the planet is doomed anyway.. I chose none.

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MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	I've sat through a backstreet boy concert before. Wasn't that bad actually Do I lose my man card?

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MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	That's tough. I'd say it's between N'Sync and Backstreet Boys, but which one?

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Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	NKOTB

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korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I pick 98 Degrees, because I'd convince Nick Lachey not to perform and just watch Reds games with me all day

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Cork H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Wisconsin	The planet would be doomed. No "boy band" music for me under any circumstances. -Cork

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Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Did they do choreographed dance numbers while they performed? If not, they don't count. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

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Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Please see the choreographed dance qualification above. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I consider moshing to be a choreographed circular dance. Death Angel is still my answer. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	You must now shoot the singer in the head. Sanjaya will be taking over for him. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties. Last edited by Kodos : 05-01-2008 at 01:52 PM.

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cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	The Beatles had some choregraphed moves in Help! and Hard Day's Night, so they are still available. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Listen to the man. He speaks reason. The whole point is that you have to choose the least objectionable group out of an assortment of bad choices. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

05-01-2008, 02:17 PM	#33
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	But the whole fun in responding is to find a way to make a choice that fits the technical rules but isn't really objectionable to you at all. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Does the Vienna Boys Choir count?

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sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	The Temptations. (They do fit all the criteria. 40-50 years ago, but they still fit the criteria. )

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Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	Does El Debarge qualify as a boy bad? __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

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Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	How about The Monkees? They're more like a boy band, based on the way they were formed.

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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Does the Jackson 5 count as a boy band, or are they disqualified because of Michael? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-01-2008, 02:44 PM	#41
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I mean Janet. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	Another Bad Creation. And I'd just make them sing the phrase "We played NintendooooooOOOOoo" over and over again.

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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	BBD on the hype tip. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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rjolley College Starter Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Roseville, CA	New Edition. Best of the newer (<25 years) boy bands. The Beatles are a good choice, only because they have enough music that you wouldn't go crazy hearing the same songs over and over again for awhile.

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cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	N.W.A. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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