I love kitty...

The Afoci · 08-09-2003, 07:17 PM

I love kitty…

Alone in the dark and empty cellar I sit. They have changed, but I have not. Her and her precious kitty...

In this passage, this boy is jealous of a ladies lover her kitty… Could this jealous lead to murder…

I love kitty…

I remember when she first got the cat, she stopped paying attention to me, all she did was sit and pet her precious kitty…

I could hear them talking, scheming, probably going to come down here and cut me into little tiny pieces… then they would eat me…

But I got a plan, they will never guess it!

As I snuck up the stairs towards the lock, but I bust the lock, they will never guess it!

As I bust through the door to bust the lock my knife slipped out of my hands and I yelled….KNIFE!!!!

I get to my feet and gather my knife… “Honey, what is that noise?” said the lady…

“Nothing!” “It was nothing!”

“Here kitty kitty kitty…” I said as the cat jumped into my arms… And as it did, I hit it with my knife and nearly cut of its head….

I pick up the cat and approach the lady…

“What happened to kitty…” I said as I set the cat in front of her…

As she began to cry, anger filled my body… Rage filled my body…

I grabbed the ladies hair and her teary eyes met mine…

As I slowly dragged the knife ever so gently across the flesh of her neck, a trail of blood begun to form… and it got deeper, deeper as I cut deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper… Until her head was completely cut off….

I then held it next to mine… I turn to it… I take a bite of her ear… IT WAS CRUNCHY, BUT I LIKED IT….

I then used my knife eat as much of her and the cat as I could… I grabbed a bag and a shovel and went to the cellar… The dirt floor would be my advantage…I would bury them and no one would know it but me….

Many years had passed, and no one knew of the murders…

I went on walks daily…. Happy… But one day, I saw the cat….

“NO!!” I screamed.

I then ran back to the house; down to the cellar. I dug up the floor and looked in the bag and all that was in it was bones!!!

I then looked to the top of the stairs and the cat was there purring!!!

I run up the stairs and to the kitchen and grab a knife and jab it into my chest…

As I fell to the floor… I could see the cat approaching me… He took a sip of my blood…

But as he turned away I notice a different kitty…

And then I hear a noise by the door and it was the lady picking up her kitty…

As she walked towards me, I could see the cold cruel look in her eyes… And in those of the kitty…

She bent towards me… “Pet my kitty…”

It then claw me to death… I loved kitty…

JeeberD · 08-09-2003, 07:20 PM

Uh-huh.......

Edit: And while I read that, my cat curled up at my feet. Maybe I should run for the hills....

GoldenEagle · 08-09-2003, 07:27 PM

That cat ate my twinkee.

The Afoci · 08-09-2003, 07:28 PM

It got what it deserved.

Blackadar · 08-09-2003, 07:50 PM

WTF was that???

Schmidty · 08-09-2003, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Afoci
It got what it deserved.

Fuck with my cat and see what happens, bitch.

Schmidty · 08-09-2003, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schmidty
Fuck with my cat and see what happens, bitch.

I'm assuming it would be some type of half-human, half-cat with black spots that likes to sing show tunes, but I'm just guessing.

Schmidty · 08-09-2003, 07:55 PM

No, I'm not drunk. I simply have an effervescent personality.

JeeberD · 08-09-2003, 07:56 PM

I think Schmidty has come down with SP's disease...

QuikSand · 08-09-2003, 09:27 PM

Based on the thread title, I was expecting "vulgar and disturbing" - but of an entirely different character.

RendeR · 08-10-2003, 11:46 AM

I'm sorry, I have to give this a 1 paw out of 5, it was definitely NOT cocky and funny....

Noble_Platypus · 08-10-2003, 02:30 PM

This is the far and away the most fucked up thing I have read ever.No question.

The Afoci · 08-10-2003, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by RendeR
I'm sorry, I have to give this a 1 paw out of 5, it was definitely NOT cocky and funny....

It is similiar to the method of beating up girls you like in elementary school. Except that has the chance of getting some, this is not so much.

The Afoci · 08-10-2003, 03:04 PM

Dola, I wrote this about 6 years ago when I was a junior in high school and performed it for the year while I was in speech. I was in the creative expression catagory.

I also got banned from ever attending a fine arts banquet in Hawley, MN, my hometown again for performing this speech. They wanted me to edit it and I said I would and didn't. I did get a standing ovation though, prior to being escorted out of the gym and then outside.

korme · 08-10-2003, 03:10 PM

goofy, goofy shit

scooper · 08-10-2003, 04:03 PM

Well, now your're banned from my house as well.

Travis · 08-10-2003, 04:22 PM

I want $200 of whatever you had 20 minutes before you wrote that.

The Afoci · 08-10-2003, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis
I want $200 of whatever you had 20 minutes before you wrote that.

I actually wrote it the first time dead ass sober. Odd, huh.

RendeR · 08-10-2003, 06:18 PM

Odd, thats umm....well thats not even scratching teh surface of what this is...but ok...Odd....

Travis · 08-10-2003, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Afoci
I actually wrote it the first time dead ass sober. Odd, huh.

What's this sober you talk about?

The Afoci · 08-10-2003, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by Travis
What's this sober you talk about?

I remember it prior to college. The chipmonk won't let me say anymore though. At least not here. Meet me by the tree at three.

Travis · 08-10-2003, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Afoci
I remember it prior to college. The chipmonk won't let me say anymore though. At least not here. Meet me by the tree at three.

Light a small fire at the base of the tree you mean, and I'll follow the sound of your screams to the meeting place...

The Afoci · 08-10-2003, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis
Light a small fire at the base of the tree you mean, and I'll follow the sound of your screams to the meeting place...

I tried that once already in Montana and you didn't show, I am not falling for that again.

Travis · 08-10-2003, 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by The Afoci
I tried that once already in Montana and you didn't show, I am not falling for that again.

Montana? I thought you said Alabama, I knew it was one of those states.

Try one more time, for the sake of this sober knowledge.

The Afoci · 08-10-2003, 07:59 PM

Did you say a Big Montana, roast beef sounds so good right now...

Travis · 08-10-2003, 08:05 PM

Make it a Big Mac, and you have a deal.

SplitPersonality1 · 08-10-2003, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JeeberD
I think Schmidty has come down with SP's disease...

Hey!

BTW, not exactly the thread I expected based on the title.

haji1 · 08-11-2003, 01:21 AM

This reads a lot like Black Cat from Edgar Allan Poe, I teach it in my sophmore lit class. Good stuff.

Link if you are interested.

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/poe/works/blackcat.html

The Afoci · 08-11-2003, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by haji1
This reads a lot like Black Cat from Edgar Allan Poe, I teach it in my sophmore lit class. Good stuff.

Link if you are interested.

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/poe/works/blackcat.html

My speech coach had suggested that I do that story instead of the one I wrote, but I choose to do mine. My story was somewhat inspired by that one though. Someone had told me about it and the basic premise of the story and I just wrote mine. I still have never read it though. I really should, but I hate to read.

cuervo72 · 08-11-2003, 09:56 AM

Oh, I thought the thread was about

The Afoci · 08-11-2003, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by cuervo72
Oh, I thought the thread was about

Originally it was going to be, but I had trouble with the linking of images. So this was all I could come up with that went with the title.

08-09-2003, 07:20 PM	#2
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Uh-huh....... Edit: And while I read that, my cat curled up at my feet. Maybe I should run for the hills.... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 08-09-2003 at 07:20 PM.

08-09-2003, 07:27 PM	#3
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	That cat ate my twinkee. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

08-09-2003, 07:28 PM	#4
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	It got what it deserved. __________________ I had something.

08-09-2003, 07:55 PM	#8
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	No, I'm not drunk. I simply have an effervescent personality. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross Last edited by Schmidty : 08-09-2003 at 07:55 PM.

08-09-2003, 07:56 PM	#9
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I think Schmidty has come down with SP's disease... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-09-2003, 07:50 PM	#5
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	WTF was that???

08-09-2003, 09:27 PM	#10
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Based on the thread title, I was expecting "vulgar and disturbing" - but of an entirely different character.

08-10-2003, 11:46 AM	#11
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	I'm sorry, I have to give this a 1 paw out of 5, it was definitely NOT cocky and funny.... __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

08-10-2003, 02:30 PM	#12
Noble_Platypus College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: York, Pa	This is the far and away the most fucked up thing I have read ever.No question. __________________ We had the $240, we had to have the puddin'

08-10-2003, 03:04 PM	#14
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Dola, I wrote this about 6 years ago when I was a junior in high school and performed it for the year while I was in speech. I was in the creative expression catagory. I also got banned from ever attending a fine arts banquet in Hawley, MN, my hometown again for performing this speech. They wanted me to edit it and I said I would and didn't. I did get a standing ovation though, prior to being escorted out of the gym and then outside. __________________ I had something.

08-10-2003, 03:10 PM	#15
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	goofy, goofy shit

08-10-2003, 04:03 PM	#16
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	Well, now your're banned from my house as well.

08-10-2003, 04:22 PM	#17
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	I want $200 of whatever you had 20 minutes before you wrote that. __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

08-10-2003, 06:18 PM	#19
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	Odd, thats umm....well thats not even scratching teh surface of what this is...but ok...Odd.... __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

08-10-2003, 07:59 PM	#25
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Did you say a Big Montana, roast beef sounds so good right now... __________________ I had something.

08-10-2003, 08:05 PM	#26
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	Make it a Big Mac, and you have a deal. __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

08-11-2003, 01:21 AM	#28
haji1 Mascot Join Date: Jun 2003	This reads a lot like Black Cat from Edgar Allan Poe, I teach it in my sophmore lit class. Good stuff. Link if you are interested. http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/poe/works/blackcat.html Last edited by haji1 : 08-11-2003 at 01:25 AM.

08-11-2003, 09:56 AM	#30
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Oh, I thought the thread was about

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