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02-02-2004, 12:31 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Scottsdale, Arizona
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Top 10 Rejected Valentine Cards
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store. In hopes that later, you'd be my wh*re. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking your big, round, fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled... so make me a sandwich!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown... but so has your ass. 3. You're a honey, you're a cutie I just wish you had J.Lo's booty. 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister
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Underachievement The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. Despair It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. Demotivation Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html Last edited by Blade6119 : 02-02-2004 at 12:32 AM. |
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02-02-2004, 12:33 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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Mental note: find one of those create-a-card machines. |
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02-02-2004, 12:39 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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7, 6, 4 and 3 I could never say because it would end in a 3 hour conversation about wether her ass was too big, too small or if she was worth more than $250.
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02-02-2004, 12:48 AM
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FOFC Survivor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Wentzville, MO
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Fortunately, I knock out Valentine's and my anniversary on the same day.
I rule.
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Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum. |
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02-02-2004, 12:58 AM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Same for me, starting next year, as I'm getting married on Valentine's Day this year. Urrrgh.
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02-02-2004, 01:06 AM
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FOFC Survivor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Wentzville, MO
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You rule.
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Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum. |
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02-02-2004, 06:28 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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That's awesome. If only she was born on Valentine's Day, you'd only have to remember one day a year  SI
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" |
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02-02-2004, 09:35 AM
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FOFC Survivor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Wentzville, MO
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Close enough. She was born on the 7th.
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Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum. |
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02-02-2004, 11:37 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Jersey
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I'm so envious of you guys who knock out Valentine's Day and the Anniversary on the same day
My anniversary is May 2nd and is not nearly close enough to justify any sort of joint gift. |
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02-02-2004, 09:33 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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LOL Those are awesome!
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02-03-2004, 01:50 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Tulsa
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March 13th has to be close enough for one gift, right?
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02-03-2004, 02:04 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Why don't you go ahead and try that. Be sure to write us a detailed report of how it went |
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02-03-2004, 02:12 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: New York
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First came love,
then the tears. You shot her dead, Got 20 years… Your brand new bride, Is truly a dream… In 10th grade she did The whole football team! |
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