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View Poll Results: Brave or pathetic? | |||
Brave, and I'd hit it |
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5 | 17.86% |
Brave, but I wouldn't hit it |
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8 | 28.57% |
Pathetic, and I'd hit it |
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6 | 21.43% |
Pathetic, and I wouldn't hit it |
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9 | 32.14% |
Voters: 28. You may not vote on this poll |
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Retired
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fantasyland
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Pathetic or Brave E-mail?
Picked this up from ConsoleGold - brave or pathetic?
Greetings Future Lawyers! My name is *excised*, and I am a 1L in section 1. To cut to the chase, this email is a school wide broadcast about something I know is on all of our minds, and something that is especially close to my heart. Any guesses? That's right, its the Barrister's Ball. I apologize up front for my candor, and I know the ball is not coming up immediately, but I am never one to leave anything to chance, and the bottom line is, I need a date. What exactly is a Barrister? (see generally www.dictionary.com where it says a barrister is counsel admitted to plead at the bar and undertake the public trial of causes in an English superior court; compare to a solicitor). That is exactly what I am doing, I am soliciting. Symbolic? Perhaps. Poignant? Definitely. I know that traditionally men invite women to dances, but in our everly progressive, post-modern society, I think that if a woman wants something, she should go get it. I am including a picture of myself, and I am sure alot of you will recognize me from school. I tend to hang around the faculty offices, but I am up and down the halls alot. click to see my picture *removed* *if you want to see the pic (it's SFW): hxxp://www.consolegold.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5088 After looking at my picture I am sure I have some takers immediately, and while my looks are sufficient to base a decision on, I would prefer to have a guy ask me because of who I am. I have a big heart, and an open mind. I love poetry, sappy movies, theater, 4 leaf clovers, massages, and romantic dinners. I also have my wild side though. My parents have a new dodge caravan that they let me take out on the weekends, and me and my crew really dominate the downtown area with it. I like hitting the ball too hard at the miniature golf course, I don't wait 30 minutes after eating to swim, and I am not scared of a little unplanned hand holding. I am looking for a guy who is not scared of a woman like me, but who looks forward to a spring evening of spontaneity. I am going to wear a strapless (calm down guys, I will either wear band-aids or pasties underneath) dress to the dance that will be short, but long enough to cover my slip. Closed towed shoes? You betcha...I didnt watch Mtv's Wade Robson Project for nothing! I mentioned the minivan earlier, and my dad already said I could have it for the dance. It is an '05 model and it has the leather package, and the dvd player in it, so if the dance is lame we can watch the English Patient or something. I know I sent this email to the entire school, and I have 2 points I would like to make about that. 1. I would be lying if I did not already have a short list of people I would like to go with, and I would feel ashamed if I did not give them all shout outs in this email. a) to the man that used to write the diary of a first you student who was de-throned in an administrative coupe' d'tat: I like your style, and I like your moves. We need to meet. b) to the 2L who is drives the maroon durango with the texas a&m sticker on it: Your skater style is appreciated by the ladies c) to the recently clean shaven 1L who knows how to have fun at sba socials, and really doesnt mind a night in the pokey: you had me at "mortar forker" d) to the supreme court bound 1L texas longhorn, who is not afraid to put half a can of copenhagen is his mouth during class, and sure is not afraid of some obnoxious eagles fan: keep ME on your short list e) to the man that drives the hummer, and the man that rides the grey motorcycle with the flame paint job: can we talk about the possibility of you both going with me at once? 2. I know alot of girls got this email, so if you all know anyone that might like to go with me, feel free to pass the word along. I gone to alot of dances alone, and I am not going to let that happen this time. Carpe Diem! Guys, we are all in this togethers, so feel free to email me back with questions, comments, suggestions or viruses. - *name excised* |
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Retired
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fantasyland
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Scroll down in that thread for the pic...it's towards the bottom of the thread. |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Springfield, USA
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Post is worthless without pics. The board in the link has removed the pic also.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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I go for choice e) someone else got access to her email and sent this out
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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keep scrolling, it's there
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
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Is it wrong that opinion did a complete 180 once I realised it was a chick?
Guy does it - utterly pathetic. Chick does it - brave and I'd hit it. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Take a look at her pic. She's really the worst possible type of girl to be sending this out.
If she was hot, you'd think "perfect, she's hot, great e-mail!" If she was ugly, you'd think "aw, poor thing can't get a date, but she seems to have a sense of humor about it, I hope it works out for her". But she's in that "nothing really wrong with her, but nothing special" middle ground that just makes the whole thing creepy. Not attractive enough to make you want to go out with her, but just attractive enough that the fact that she can't get a date makes you think she probably has some issues.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Not Delaware - hurray!
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Her face is too "in your face". Combine that with her personality, and I think she's a legit whack job.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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The email suggests that she has issues. The face suggests it wouldn't be worth it to deal with those issues.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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She has potential to be the most annoying person on the planet.
She's probably as much fun to hang out with as eating glass.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
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Edit: On further review it looks indeed like someone stole her email password.
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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No this is a legit whack job .
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
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Wow.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Not Delaware - hurray!
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Yikes. Safe to say that didn't come from my "notes from high school" file.
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Springfield, USA
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I'd take it to a ball. I have a low-bar.
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Springfield, USA
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Actually, I'd probably agree to take it and she would turn me down. I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me.
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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I was feeling we had a kindred spirit we should invite over here until I saw who made this ![]() SI
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minneapolis
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i hit it
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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nice rack though. the kind of tits that your mind off her mouth
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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as the poster after pic said "That being said, she has a large mouth and her ear looks like an elf's ear, but hey! No one's perfect."
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Not that hard to post the image here, folks.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Peoria, IL
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I'll cast a write-in vote of: scary, and maybe (with beer goggles)
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Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
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She has crabs.
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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Well, let's go down the annoying woman checklist:
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Here and There
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You forgot: Unnecessary and gratuitious use of the never-was fashionable straw cowboy hat check. |
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