Front Office Football Central  

Go Back   Front Office Football Central > Archives > FOFC Archive
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read Statistics

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 06-27-2005, 03:06 AM   #1
Karlifornia
Grizzled Veteran
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
The "Greatest American"

So, some TV channel hosted a program called "The Greatest American", where the public could vote on 100 choices to decide who the greatest American of all time was. No, this is not a joke. A cable television station actually tried to turn human achievement into a popularity contest. If you didn't see the results, take a guess as to who won. You will not guess correctly-I guarantee it.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Ronald Reagan was voted the greatest American ever. Wow. I'm definitely not implying that Reagan was a bad guy. For all I know he was the cat' pajamas, but to say he was better than George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Ben Franklin, Thomas Edison, Marting Luther King, FDR, Teddy Roosevelt, john Marshall, or countless others I'm too drunk to name...it's unreal. It's only a TV show...It's only a TV show....It's only a TV show......

By the way, TOM CRUISE was on this list.
__________________
Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW)
http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

Karlifornia is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 03:11 AM   #2
Peregrine
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cary, NC
I agree that Reagan seems like a silly choice, but I have to say that no matter who was named, everyone would be saying "But what about person X,Y, and Z?" It's a very silly premise for a show.
Peregrine is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 03:28 AM   #3
MIJB#19
Coordinator
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
At least you Americans didn't vote on a politician that never got into politics because he was murdered a week before the elections. Not to mention that he clearly only won because this murder happened less than two years before the 'Grootste Nederlander' show was aired on tv.

By the way, I would have never guessed Ronald Reagan.
__________________
* 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen
* Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail
MIJB#19 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 03:37 AM   #4
Vinatieri for Prez
College Starter
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Seattle
I guessed Don Knotts. Did he finish at least in the top 5? His role as Ralph Furley I think inspired all Americans to be the best damn American they could be.

Last edited by Vinatieri for Prez : 06-27-2005 at 03:38 AM.
Vinatieri for Prez is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 04:48 AM   #5
korme
Go Reds
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
i'm the greatest american of all-time
korme is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 05:07 AM   #6
NoMyths
Poet in Residence
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Charleston, SC
Ridiculous. But I guess it goes to show you: no matter how great of an American you try to be, the rest of the country ain't going to notice.

A sampling from my own personal (and incomplete) list, in no particular order:
Abraham Lincoln
Benjamin Franklin
Frederick Douglass
Thomas Jefferson
Martin Luther King Jr.
George Washington
Alexander Hamilton
NoMyths is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 05:14 AM   #7
Northwood_DK
College Benchwarmer
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Back in Norway
Dont forget this great man!!!

He gets my vote.

Northwood_DK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 05:15 AM   #8
kingnebwsu
College Benchwarmer
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Ohio
I guessed Michael Jordan...but I guess not everyone is a Bulls fan
kingnebwsu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 05:28 AM   #9
Peregrine
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cary, NC
Homer's definitely a fine choice!
Peregrine is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 05:29 AM   #10
Izulde
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Benjamin Franklin was an arrogant asshat of a womanizer who had tons of affairs and Jefferson slept with his slaves.

Alexander Hamilton was most definitely pimp, though.
__________________
2006 Golden Scribe Nominee
2006 Golden Scribe Winner
Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

Rookie Writer of the Year
Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)
Izulde is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 05:59 AM   #11
Northwood_DK
College Benchwarmer
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Back in Norway
I know this is from 2003 but this is what the world thinks.

Homer Simpson, the lovable head of the Simpson family, has been nominated the greatest American ever in an online poll ahead of the BBC-led global debate, What The World Thinks of America.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/wtwta/2997144.stm

VOTE RESULTS
Who is the greatest American?
Homer Simpson
47.17%
Abraham Lincoln
9.67%
Martin Luther King Jnr
8.54%
Mr T
7.83%
Thomas Jefferson
5.68%
George Washington
5.12%
Bob Dylan
4.71%
Benjamin Franklin
4.10%
Franklin D Roosevelt
3.65%
Bill Clinton
3.53%
37,102 Votes Cast
Results are indicative and may not reflect public opinion
Northwood_DK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 06:12 AM   #12
Peregrine
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cary, NC
Homer Simpson has the work ethic that made America great:

(Homer talking to his son about work)
I want to share something with you:
The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Peregrine is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 07:36 AM   #13
cthomer5000
Strategy Moderator
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: North Carolina

.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by albionmoonlight View Post
This is like watching a car wreck. But one where, every so often, someone walks over and punches the driver in the face as he struggles to free himself from the wreckage.
cthomer5000 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 07:50 AM   #14
Joe
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minneapolis
where was Donald Rumsfeld on this list?
Joe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 07:50 AM   #15
Easy Mac
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
.
Easy Mac is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 08:33 AM   #16
Bee
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fairfax, VA
I'm not the least bit surprised. In fact, when my wife and I saw this show advertised, I told her the public would pick Reagan #1. I'm surprised everyone else didn't expect it considering the type of people that vote in these things and the recent hoopla over Reagan's death.
Bee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 08:38 AM   #17
BigJohn&TheLions
College Benchwarmer
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: New York
I guess the reason that Bush didn't make #1 is that he is the greatest person ever to walk God's green earth.
__________________
In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"
BigJohn&TheLions is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 08:59 AM   #18
SFL Cat
College Starter
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: South Florida
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions
I guess the reason that Bush didn't make #1 is that he is the greatest person ever to walk God's green earth.

Why settle for Greatest American? Bush is holding out for Sainthood.

Reagan is a fine choice IMO. Definitely not my first choice, but a fine one nonetheless.
SFL Cat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 09:21 AM   #19
flere-imsaho
Coordinator
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
It's a shame Dwight Eisenhower will never show up on these lists. I guess being a major influence behind winning WWII and implementing the Interstate Freeway system doesn't count for much.
flere-imsaho is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 09:23 AM   #20
Peregrine
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cary, NC
Hmm, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, or Tom Cruise. It's a tough choice. Would our country really be worth living in without Mission: Impossible 2?
Peregrine is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 09:41 AM   #21
Radii
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Quote:
Originally Posted by RadioFriendlyUnitShifter
By the way, TOM CRUISE was on this list.


don't forget Michael the Molester Jackson...
Radii is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 11:12 AM   #22
CHEMICAL SOLDIER
College Starter
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Henderson, Nevada
Quote:
Originally Posted by flere-imsaho
It's a shame Dwight Eisenhower will never show up on these lists. I guess being a major influence behind winning WWII and implementing the Interstate Freeway system doesn't count for much.
Not to mention a damn good president as well. Maybe the best in the past 55 years.
__________________
Toujour Pret
CHEMICAL SOLDIER is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 11:47 AM   #23
oliegirl
Head Cheerleader
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
radii and I watched this show and although we were both surprised that Reagan won - I thought it would be Lincoln - we both agreed that the American public is fickle and very short-minded. If another "great" president would have died after Reagan, he would have a had a very good chance of winning. Also, most people who voted (like 85% of the voting was done online) aren't going to stop and think about who they are voting for - they aren't going to focus on the long term effects of the other people in the top 5 (Washington, Franklin, Lincoln and MLK) - they are going to think - "Oh Reagan was cool - he defeated communism so we don't have to be afraid of Nuclear War any longer" and cast their vote for him.

I was disappointed to see how many of the people on there were entertainers and athletes. With the exception of Ali, Armstrong, Jesse Owens and maybe one other I can't think of now, athletes don't deserve to be in the company of most of the people on the list. And entertainers? Besides people like Bob Hope who truly used their celebrity to do something good and made a lasting impact, I don't think any of them deserved to be on the list.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by mccollins View Post
haha - duck and cover! Here comes the OlieRage!
oliegirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 11:52 AM   #24
andy m
High School Varsity
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: norwich, UK
i am gobsmacked that it wasn't awarded to Michael Moore.
__________________
mostly harmless
FOFL 2009 champs - Norwich Quagmire
andy m is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 11:57 AM   #25
HomerJSimpson
College Benchwarmer
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Springfield, USA
Woo-hoo! I'm the greatest American! USA! USA!
HomerJSimpson is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 11:59 AM   #26
RPI-Fan
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Troy, NY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peregrine
I agree that Reagan seems like a silly choice, but I have to say that no matter who was named, everyone would be saying "But what about person X,Y, and Z?" It's a very silly premise for a show.

Actually, at least from TV Execs perspective, that is EXACTLY what they were hoping for out of this series.

~rpi-fan
__________________
Quis custodiets ipsos custodes?
RPI-Fan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 12:20 PM   #27
Johnny93g
College Starter
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Toronto
Quote:
Originally Posted by RadioFriendlyUnitShifter
So, some TV channel hosted a program called "The Greatest American", where the public could vote on 100 choices to decide who the greatest American of all time was. No, this is not a joke. A cable television station actually tried to turn human achievement into a popularity contest. If you didn't see the results, take a guess as to who won. You will not guess correctly-I guarantee it.

MARK-PAUL GOSSELAR?
__________________
FOOL- Toronto Marlboros FOOL Classic Champions 2073, 2078, 2079, 2114, 2116, 2117, 2129, 2152, 2155, 2169, 2192
46 35
FOOL H- New York Giants World Champions 1914, 1928
BBCF: Notre Dame
TML
Johnny93g is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 12:42 PM   #28
ahbrady
High School JV
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radii
don't forget Michael the Molester Jackson...

Dr. Phil made the top 100 and Madonna was in the top 50. That's just sad.
ahbrady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 01:30 PM   #29
JPhillips
Hall Of Famer
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
No one has as organized a support group as Reagan. The Reagan Legacy Projetc, headed by Grover Norquist, has the mission to immortalize Reagan in as many ways as possible. They have either already succeeded or are very close to having something named after Reagan in every county in the U.S. They are also the driving force behind putting Reagan on the dime and putting Reagan on Rushmore.

Make no mistake, Reagan would have done well on his own, but the Reagan Legacy Project worked very hard to make sure Reagan was #1. Its a bigger venue, but its no different than liberals or conservatives flooding a CNN daily poll to "prove" their politics is superior.
JPhillips is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 02:08 PM   #30
ShaqFu
H.S. Freshman Team
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: South Florida
I was surprised by Reagan, but given that the list tended to lean heavily towards the 20th Century, I'm not too surprised. I thought that Washington might be a shoe-in. And, going on the basis of 20th Century, I was thinking MLK.
ShaqFu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 02:11 PM   #31
KevinNU7
College Starter
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Beantown
Quote:
Originally Posted by flere-imsaho
It's a shame Dwight Eisenhower will never show up on these lists. I guess being a major influence behind winning WWII and implementing the Interstate Freeway system doesn't count for much.
He was in my Top 10, and the show actually had him in the Top 100.
__________________
Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)
KevinNU7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 02:20 PM   #32
Chas in Cinti
High School Varsity
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny93g
MARK-PAUL GOSSELAR?

It's all right...
Cause you're saved by the....
It's all right...
Cause you're saved by the....
It's all right, You're Saved By the Bell!!!

The College Years Rocked, BTW...

-Chas
Chas in Cinti is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 02:28 PM   #33
timmynausea
College Starter
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chas in Cinti
It's all right...
Cause you're saved by the....
It's all right...
Cause you're saved by the....
It's all right, You're Saved By the Bell!!!

The College Years Rocked, BTW...

-Chas

Standing at the edge of tomorrow
And it's all up to me how far I go
timmynausea is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 04:11 PM   #34
sabotai
General Manager
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
I saw a poll not too long ago on who was the greatest president. #1 George W. Bush. #2 was Bill Clinton.

People are stupid.
sabotai is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 04:21 PM   #35
SFL Cat
College Starter
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: South Florida
Quote:
Originally Posted by sabotai
I saw a poll not too long ago on who was the greatest president. #1 George W. Bush. #2 was Bill Clinton.

People are stupid.

*waits for someone to post..."yeah stupid, because everyone knows Clinton was better than Bush."*
SFL Cat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 05:03 PM   #36
WSUCougar
Rider Of Rohan
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
Greatest at what?
__________________
It's not the years...it's the mileage.
WSUCougar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 05:22 PM   #37
SFL Cat
College Starter
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: South Florida
Quote:
Originally Posted by flere-imsaho
It's a shame Dwight Eisenhower will never show up on these lists. I guess being a major influence behind winning WWII and implementing the Interstate Freeway system doesn't count for much.

Nope...Ike looses points because he didn't come clean about the aliens.
SFL Cat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 05:24 PM   #38
CHEMICAL SOLDIER
College Starter
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Henderson, Nevada
The greatest American I think is: General Douglas Mc Arthur.
__________________
Toujour Pret
CHEMICAL SOLDIER is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 05:29 PM   #39
st.cronin
General Manager
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
Quote:
Originally Posted by CHEMICAL SOLDIER
The greatest American I think is: General Douglas Mc Arthur.

Well, if you mean because he didn't overthrow the US government when pretty much everybody wanted him to, sure... I can see your point. Barely.
st.cronin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 06:36 PM   #40
Izulde
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
It's hard to choose the single greatest American. I find myself wanting to partition it into categories first and selecting the best out of groups before I consider who was the greatest.
__________________
2006 Golden Scribe Nominee
2006 Golden Scribe Winner
Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

Rookie Writer of the Year
Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)
Izulde is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 06:43 PM   #41
CHEMICAL SOLDIER
College Starter
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Henderson, Nevada
Quote:
Originally Posted by Easy Mac
.
Everyone knows it's a toss up between General Hawk and Duke. Snake Eyes shows America's seedy side.
__________________
Toujour Pret
CHEMICAL SOLDIER is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 09:48 PM   #42
Joe
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minneapolis
Quote:
Originally Posted by ahbrady
Dr. Phil made the top 100 and Madonna was in the top 50. That's just sad.

Isn't Madonna british now?
Joe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 10:11 PM   #43
Mac Howard
Sick as a Parrot
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Surfers Paradise, Australia
They had a similar vote in the UK, I believe, on the Greatest Brit. There was a similarly depressing result - second was Princess Diana, bettering the likes of Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, Nelson, Elizabeth 1st, Winston Churchill etc

But even more disappointing for some of you guys on here would be the first choice: Charles Darwin

But one reassuring characteristic - not too many politicians
__________________
Mac Howard - a Pom in Paradise
Mac Howard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 10:12 PM   #44
SelzShoes
High School Varsity
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
We didn't watch, but when we saw one of the ads, the wife made a great arguement for Rosa Parks.
SelzShoes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 10:12 PM   #45
Buccaneer
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Colorado
Most Americans do not know their history and if they do, it only goes back to the 1980s.
Buccaneer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2005, 11:12 PM   #46
ahbrady
High School JV
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mac Howard
They had a similar vote in the UK, I believe, on the Greatest Brit. There was a similarly depressing result - second was Princess Diana, bettering the likes of Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, Nelson, Elizabeth 1st, Winston Churchill etc

But even more disappointing for some of you guys on here would be the first choice: Charles Darwin

But one reassuring characteristic - not too many politicians

That's surprising to me. I don't think there's anyway that Darwin would be nearly that high on the Greatest American list if he would have been from the States.

The Diana thing doesn't surprise me though. It's good to know that we aren't the only ones that are completely ignorant of our country's history.
ahbrady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-28-2005, 01:42 AM   #47
Vinatieri for Prez
College Starter
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Seattle
When I think of all that embodies courage and the fight for freedom in a critical time in American history (as well as an incredible inspiration to fellow citizens), I can think of nobody better than Dr. MLK. So he comes first, just before Don Knotts, with Cindy Crawford in third.
Vinatieri for Prez is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-28-2005, 06:08 PM   #48
EagleFan
Hall Of Famer
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
I figured it would either be HA or HM, toss-up between the two.
EagleFan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-29-2005, 12:39 AM   #49
judicial clerk
College Benchwarmer
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Portland, OR
Quote:
They had a similar vote in the UK, I believe, on the Greatest Brit. There was a similarly depressing result - second was Princess Diana, bettering the likes of Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, Nelson, Elizabeth 1st, Winston Churchill etc

But even more disappointing for some of you guys on here would be the first choice: Charles Darwin

But one reassuring characteristic - not too many politicians
Excuse me while I hurl. There have been many amazing brit's throughout history, but not only should Isaac Newton be named greatest british momma's boy ever, he should be named best human ever (religious figures notwithstanding).

Ronald Reagan would be wayyy down on my list of greatest americans. I am thinking I would probably put G.W. at the top because he got the ball rolling and set the right precedent. How many representative democracies have we seen fail because those in power decide that they don't want to give up power.

In 150 years, JFK will probably be considered the greatest American. No, not because he banged Marilyn Monroe or he kept missles out of Cuba, or started the Green Beret's, but because he is probably the single person most responsible for getting humans going on space travel.
judicial clerk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-29-2005, 12:43 AM   #50
Easy Mac
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
I was about to say, if the criteria was banging Marilyn Monroe, I mean DiMaggio had a 56 game hitting streak... and Arthur Miller was a hell of a playwright.
Easy Mac is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:13 AM.



Powered by vBulletin Version 3.6.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.