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You batsrsdsas!
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07-09-2005, 03:01 AM | #2 |
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I forrgrtwha6 I was gonna say, |
07-09-2005, 03:06 AM | #3 |
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Oh yea i jusr remembered, When i went to tbe bathroom I saw tat IU syringed my rright ehyelashj, In have crisy burn marks on my right eye lkash,
It loks so weired. |
07-09-2005, 03:06 AM | #4 |
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You can write a hit play, why can't you have a little drink to unwind yourself?
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07-09-2005, 03:12 AM | #5 |
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io igot crasy eytelashes
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07-09-2005, 03:16 AM | #6 |
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Y'allz pussies. I done plowed through like 3 bottles of the finest 6 dollar wine EVER. Bitches.
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07-09-2005, 10:26 AM | #7 |
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You stuck a syringe in your eye? That's gotta hurt like a motherfucker...
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07-09-2005, 10:49 AM | #8 |
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Sounds like it was a flaming syringe...
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07-09-2005, 11:43 AM | #9 |
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good to see shortys discovered crack.
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07-09-2005, 12:30 PM | #10 |
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No no no. HAHHAAH Crack. Chappelle "I Smoke Rocks".
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07-09-2005, 01:25 PM | #11 |
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This thread smacks of fake to me. Sure, he might have been drunk, but it was probably "Hehe- look what I can type on the message board when drunk" not "This is what I actually was thinking".
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07-09-2005, 01:46 PM | #12 |
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Haha, whatever si. I am pretty confident I made a thread to speculate about eyelash burning. It's true, it's true..
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07-09-2005, 01:50 PM | #13 |
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This thread is pretty pathetic. Did you take "Drunk Posting 111: How to further convince users that you're really drunk" last semester?
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07-09-2005, 04:45 PM | #14 |
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drunk posting
step 1:misspell a few words.. nothing say drunk quite like misspelled words. step 2:misplacespace s in sentences. step 3:make sure to proclaim you aren't really drunk (Unless its a 21st birthday) Last edited by Ragone : 07-09-2005 at 05:02 PM. |
07-09-2005, 04:47 PM | #15 |
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haha that sounds about right.
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07-09-2005, 04:59 PM | #16 |
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07-10-2005, 12:38 AM | #17 |
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this thread fuckin sucks
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07-10-2005, 12:38 AM | #18 |
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i said ejaculate
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07-10-2005, 12:39 AM | #19 |
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cher impersonator on telemenudo is awesome
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07-10-2005, 12:41 AM | #20 |
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mmm, the telemundo kelly clarkson is on. thats hot
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07-10-2005, 12:42 AM | #21 |
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Sov, i wanna tlak ion the ohoe withy ou and haev gay sex
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07-10-2005, 01:11 AM | #22 |
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i got too much icea cream and too few pretzels
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07-10-2005, 01:45 AM | #23 |
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Flasch, are you turk wendel?
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07-10-2005, 01:49 AM | #24 |
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I'm Ron Burgundy?
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07-10-2005, 01:50 AM | #25 |
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Who has watched all three Evil Dead movies back-to-back-to-back while tripping on acid?
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07-10-2005, 01:51 AM | #26 |
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ron burgundy has done that.
tha movie sucked, im sorry, it just sucked/ But i still love ya shorty. |
07-10-2005, 01:52 AM | #27 |
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I'm Dirk Diggler?
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07-10-2005, 01:52 AM | #28 |
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Yes, I believe I'm correct.
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07-10-2005, 01:56 AM | #29 |
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i should of pushed harder for quicksand to be dennis miller. cause millers a little pretentious too.
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07-10-2005, 01:57 AM | #30 |
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Hey cringer, how ya doin? Is yer wife naked?
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Prove IT Shorty...btw this is is Loren, yeah Loren edited to say, arent i ALWAYS Suicane..well i WAS a few minutes ago anyways, but so was Cringe
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No, you dont ytpe like her. your cringer |
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07-10-2005, 01:59 AM | #33 |
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hey bebby
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07-10-2005, 02:03 AM | #35 |
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dude, dont steal her from my arms.
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07-10-2005, 02:03 AM | #36 |
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Bebe Nuewirth is hawt btw.
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07-10-2005, 02:04 AM | #37 |
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I feel like we just had a huge orgy involving us 4 plus Cringer, only me sov and Suicane weren't there. So I think Cringer and Loren had normal sex.
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07-10-2005, 02:11 AM | #38 |
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Sov, come back on aim ya homo
shorty, you touched my ass |
07-10-2005, 02:18 AM | #39 |
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Traditionaly Sov has had the best signatures.
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07-10-2005, 02:21 AM | #41 |
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I want Cherie Roberts for Christmas someone gimmie herrrrrrrr
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07-10-2005, 02:28 AM | #43 |
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Is this still Loren? Cuase if it is i just came in my on my rug
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07-10-2005, 02:31 AM | #44 |
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YESS its me....HE CANT have HER
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what do you feel of stacey dash? |
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if i didnt know how old she was..id be all in that till she couldnt catch her breath to yell my name one more time
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07-10-2005, 02:40 AM | #47 |
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this is so cringer. im gettin an erection from a dude and i aint even watchin top gun.
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07-10-2005, 02:43 AM | #48 |
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Cringe wants Natasha Yi for Xmas....pfftt
Suicane you just WANT it to be Cringe, everybody wants him more than me
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07-10-2005, 02:53 AM | #49 |
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if this is really loren, how big are your boobies?
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there is nothin better than a nice glass of chipped ice and pepsi for cottonmouth
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