Mr. McMahon & Shane McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels & God

Neon_Chaos · 04-04-2006, 01:18 PM

Mr. McMahon & Shane McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels & God

April 30, 2006

For months, the McMahon Family has been making Shawn Michaels’ life a living hell. But just when HBK thought he had won the war, he found out that his thinking was far from the truth. At Backlash, Michaels must face both Shane & Mr. McMahon, but he has a faithful partner on his side: God.
One night after WrestleMania 22, HBK came out on RAW to address the crowd. He said that he was looking forward to getting over his spat with the McMahons, and was looking forward to perhaps challenging for the WWE Championship. Mr. McMahon, however, had a different idea.
The WWE Chairman and son Shane came out to rebut, telling Michaels that it was divine intervention that helped him to victory at WrestleMania. Mr. McMahon then told HBK that no one ever wins a war against the McMahons, and that he would need God’s help again at Backlash, because God would be his partner against them in a tag team match.
Will divine intervention help the Showstopper overcome the odds one more time on April 30?

Am I the only guy expecting a big boot beside the ring, and HBK making the hot tag, so we can see a giant thumb crushing Vince?

Franklinnoble · 04-04-2006, 01:29 PM

Heysus... I like him berry much... but he no help with curveball.

molson · 04-04-2006, 01:29 PM

This reminds me of an article on the old Scoopsthis.com site from the late 90s (It was "The Onion" of wrestling - great stuff, only availabled cached on Google now)

Satan Signs with WWF
"No cause for alarm," says WWF's Kevin Kelly

(Dec 7, 98) THE DARK RIVERS OF T'SHALHE, HL -- Our insiders have learned that the World Wrestling Federation has signed Satan, lord of Hades and high prince of darkness, to a 3 year deal worth approximately $7,150,000, and which includes a clause for the soul of Shane McMahon's first born.

"I guess it was a bit silly of us to think we could keep this kind of news a secret for very long," admitted WWF's Kevin Kelly yesterday. "But let's not make too big an issue of this. Ol' Sates has been a big fan of our product and we can't wait for him to debut alongside the Undertaker in the near future."

STc started persuing this story when news first broke that the WWF had purchased commercial air time during this Winter's NFL Superbowl, hinting that it had something big up its sleeve for WrestleMania.

We caught up with his dark majesty and collected these comments.

"I am happy to be joining such a great and talented company as the World Wrestling Federation. Chairshots were getting stale, I'm happy to see they have progressed into exploring armed attacks in the home, homosexuality, marital infidelity (extra points for getting that child involved), spontaneous human combustion, burning crosses and mock crucifixion."

"Now that technology has advanced sufficiently for automation to handle most of the pestilence and misery work, I am free to partake in some of the guiltier pleasures of the mortal realms which have now gone mainstream thanks to the WWF."

"I have no idea what gimmick they have ready for me, but I think I'd make a good fighting plumber."

Blade6119 · 04-04-2006, 01:32 PM

NEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raven Hawk · 04-04-2006, 01:36 PM

Should have gone with Ditka instead.

Maple Leafs · 04-04-2006, 01:57 PM

So wait, does that mean Michaels and HHH are back together?

albionmoonlight · 04-04-2006, 02:00 PM

This has the potential to be pretty funny if they pull it off right.

PackerFanatic · 04-04-2006, 02:02 PM

Maybe he will get Morgan Freeman on his side...

Tigercat · 04-04-2006, 02:06 PM

God is too stiff and careless in the ring. Look what happened when he did a diving headbut on Abraham's son.

He might make a good manager though.

Franklinnoble · 04-04-2006, 03:58 PM

Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

molson · 04-04-2006, 07:09 PM

I think this is the first time Vince McMahon has ever brought anyone in and allowed them to use their old gimmick.

Franklinnoble · 04-04-2006, 07:26 PM

What's that? It can't be... that's... that's JoBu's music!!!!!!!

AlexB · 04-13-2006, 04:40 PM

Just watching Raw now - the skit with Shane and Mr McMahon in the church was hilarious

I imagine he may get a couple of complaints though

Joe · 04-13-2006, 05:58 PM

sabotai · 04-13-2006, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Heysus... I like him berry much... but he no help with curveball.

You're in good hands with All-State.

EagleFan · 04-13-2006, 06:13 PM

And to think, I don't take the WWE Hall of Fame seriously....

MikeVic · 04-13-2006, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

And to think, I don't take the WWE Hall of Fame seriously....

Shut up. Go busy yourself and cheer your awesome Eagles.

Greyroofoo · 04-13-2006, 06:29 PM

God eh? Is WWE really reaching that deep to find new wrestlers?

Or are they just trying to reach out to the untapped bloodthirsty Christian audience?

MikeVic · 04-13-2006, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

God eh? Is WWE really reaching that deep to find new wrestlers?

Or are they just trying to reach out to the untapped bloodthirsty Christian audience?

I think it's the second.

At least to get their attention so they get mentioned in the media.

Senator · 04-13-2006, 06:34 PM

Abdullah the Butcher and Kamala please.

Raiders Army · 04-13-2006, 06:36 PM

I'd rather have Zeus on my side.

Dblbogey31 · 04-13-2006, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

What's that? It can't be... that's... that's JoBu's music!!!!!!!

Laughing my ass off at that one!

molson · 04-13-2006, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jari Rantanen's Shorts

Just watching Raw now - the skit with Shane and Mr McMahon in the church was hilarious

I imagine he may get a couple of complaints though

The skit is the first video at this link if anyone wants to see it

hxxp://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/videos/

There's just nothing like pro wrestling.

04-04-2006, 01:32 PM	#4
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04-04-2006, 01:36 PM	#5
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04-04-2006, 01:57 PM	#6
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	So wait, does that mean Michaels and HHH are back together? __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

04-04-2006, 02:02 PM	#8
PackerFanatic Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	Maybe he will get Morgan Freeman on his side... __________________ Commissioner of the RNFL

04-13-2006, 04:40 PM	#13
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	Just watching Raw now - the skit with Shane and Mr McMahon in the church was hilarious I imagine he may get a couple of complaints though __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports!

04-04-2006, 01:29 PM	#2
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Heysus... I like him berry much... but he no help with curveball.

04-04-2006, 01:29 PM	#3
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	This reminds me of an article on the old Scoopsthis.com site from the late 90s (It was "The Onion" of wrestling - great stuff, only availabled cached on Google now) Satan Signs with WWF "No cause for alarm," says WWF's Kevin Kelly (Dec 7, 98) THE DARK RIVERS OF T'SHALHE, HL -- Our insiders have learned that the World Wrestling Federation has signed Satan, lord of Hades and high prince of darkness, to a 3 year deal worth approximately $7,150,000, and which includes a clause for the soul of Shane McMahon's first born. "I guess it was a bit silly of us to think we could keep this kind of news a secret for very long," admitted WWF's Kevin Kelly yesterday. "But let's not make too big an issue of this. Ol' Sates has been a big fan of our product and we can't wait for him to debut alongside the Undertaker in the near future." STc started persuing this story when news first broke that the WWF had purchased commercial air time during this Winter's NFL Superbowl, hinting that it had something big up its sleeve for WrestleMania. We caught up with his dark majesty and collected these comments. "I am happy to be joining such a great and talented company as the World Wrestling Federation. Chairshots were getting stale, I'm happy to see they have progressed into exploring armed attacks in the home, homosexuality, marital infidelity (extra points for getting that child involved), spontaneous human combustion, burning crosses and mock crucifixion." "Now that technology has advanced sufficiently for automation to handle most of the pestilence and misery work, I am free to partake in some of the guiltier pleasures of the mortal realms which have now gone mainstream thanks to the WWF." "I have no idea what gimmick they have ready for me, but I think I'd make a good fighting plumber."

04-04-2006, 02:00 PM	#7
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	This has the potential to be pretty funny if they pull it off right.

04-04-2006, 02:06 PM	#9
Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	God is too stiff and careless in the ring. Look what happened when he did a diving headbut on Abraham's son. He might make a good manager though.

04-04-2006, 03:58 PM	#10
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

04-04-2006, 07:09 PM	#11
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	I think this is the first time Vince McMahon has ever brought anyone in and allowed them to use their old gimmick.

04-04-2006, 07:26 PM	#12
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	What's that? It can't be... that's... that's JoBu's music!!!!!!!

04-13-2006, 05:58 PM	#14
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis

04-13-2006, 06:13 PM	#16
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	And to think, I don't take the WWE Hall of Fame seriously....

04-13-2006, 06:29 PM	#18
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	God eh? Is WWE really reaching that deep to find new wrestlers? Or are they just trying to reach out to the untapped bloodthirsty Christian audience?

04-13-2006, 06:34 PM	#20
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Abdullah the Butcher and Kamala please. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

04-13-2006, 06:36 PM	#21
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I'd rather have Zeus on my side.

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