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Old 02-26-2003, 07:28 PM   #1
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How else do you waste time...

...while at work, OTHER than checking these boards?

The thought came to me as I spent most of today, utterly bored at work, reading these forums, and reading the Dark Age of Camelot forums.

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Old 02-26-2003, 07:29 PM   #2
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Old 02-26-2003, 07:32 PM   #3
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Old 02-26-2003, 07:53 PM   #4
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Old 02-26-2003, 08:23 PM   #5
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Old 02-26-2003, 08:25 PM   #6
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Old 02-26-2003, 08:27 PM   #7
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Old 02-26-2003, 08:35 PM   #8
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astral, are you holyroller over there?
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Old 02-26-2003, 08:40 PM   #9
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astral, are you holyroller over there?


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Old 02-26-2003, 09:28 PM   #10
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 02-26-2003, 09:32 PM   #11
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Old 02-26-2003, 09:34 PM   #12
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I'm lucky... when I'm finished with my work, I get to leave for the day (then go home and club baby seals, smoke, mastur... I mean, read books and watch tv).
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Old 02-26-2003, 10:26 PM   #13
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Old 02-26-2003, 10:40 PM   #14
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Old 02-26-2003, 10:42 PM   #15
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Old 02-26-2003, 10:42 PM   #16
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Sex with my girlfriend


That's a coincidence. I have sex with your girlfriend too.


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Old 02-27-2003, 12:26 AM   #17
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That's a coincidence. I have sex with your girlfriend too.




Sorry to say she's out of your league...then again, she may be out of my league as well...I am dating (it'll be 3 years this July) a former internet porn, bisexual, 22 year old redhead. She's 5'8" and about 120 pounds, with sky blue eyes, and a nympho streak to her...we also have a beautiful 2 year old girl together...she's been pushing me to have another redhead join us...so there is never a dull moment.
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Old 02-27-2003, 12:30 AM   #18
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I like to yell "Fire!" or "Air Raid!" and then loot people's desks while the chaos ensues.
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Old 02-27-2003, 12:33 AM   #19
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Sorry to say she's out of your league...then again, she may be out of my league as well...I am dating (it'll be 3 years this July) a former internet porn, bisexual, 22 year old redhead. She's 5'8" and about 120 pounds, with sky blue eyes, and a nympho streak to her...we also have a beautiful 2 year old girl together...she's been pushing me to have another redhead join us...so there is never a dull moment.



I think I had that dream.
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Old 02-27-2003, 12:34 AM   #20
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Old 02-27-2003, 12:38 AM   #21
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I think I had that dream.


It's a hell of a reality for me...
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Old 02-27-2003, 12:40 AM   #22
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Old 02-27-2003, 12:41 AM   #23
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I, uh, don't have anything else to take up time.
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Old 02-27-2003, 01:06 AM   #24
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Sorry to say she's out of your league...then again, she may be out of my league as well...I am dating (it'll be 3 years this July) a former internet porn, bisexual, 22 year old redhead. She's 5'8" and about 120 pounds, with sky blue eyes, and a nympho streak to her...we also have a beautiful 2 year old girl together...she's been pushing me to have another redhead join us...so there is never a dull moment.

I'd have to see a picture of the three of you before I'd believe that.

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Old 02-27-2003, 02:33 AM   #25
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Sorry to say she's out of your league...then again, she may be out of my league as well...I am dating (it'll be 3 years this July) a former internet porn, bisexual, 22 year old redhead. She's 5'8" and about 120 pounds, with sky blue eyes, and a nympho streak to her...we also have a beautiful 2 year old girl together...she's been pushing me to have another redhead join us...so there is never a dull moment.

Pardon me, but I have a hard time believing that someone with Qwik in their name is dating a porn star.
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Old 02-27-2003, 06:58 AM   #26
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I'd have to see a picture of the three of you before I'd believe that.

Tarkus

Or just a picture of her...
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Old 02-27-2003, 07:24 AM   #27
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Old 02-27-2003, 07:27 AM   #28
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Sometimes, when I'm out on a promotion at a club for my station, I can drink beer and dance with trashy girls who like radio guys. That's not too bad.
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Old 02-27-2003, 07:34 AM   #29
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Sometimes, when I'm out on a promotion at a club for my station, I can drink beer and dance with trashy girls who like radio guys. That's not too bad.


What station? WRIF?
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Old 02-27-2003, 07:37 AM   #30
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What station? WRIF?


No, WKQI. It's Channel 955 now but, when you were probably still around here it was Q955. Top 40 and stuff like that. You learn to hate Nelly and Ashanti real quick working there
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Old 02-27-2003, 07:49 AM   #31
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...she's been pushing me to have another redhead join us...so there is never a dull moment.


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Old 02-27-2003, 08:04 AM   #32
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Sorry to say she's out of your league...then again, she may be out of my league as well...I am dating (it'll be 3 years this July) a former internet porn, bisexual, 22 year old redhead. She's 5'8" and about 120 pounds, with sky blue eyes, and a nympho streak to her...we also have a beautiful 2 year old girl together...she's been pushing me to have another redhead join us...so there is never a dull moment.


Didn't you know? I'm also a former internet porn, bisexual, 22 year old redhead.

But I'm 5'10" and 245 lbs. And male.

Yummy!
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Old 02-27-2003, 09:06 AM   #33
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No, WKQI. It's Channel 955 now but, when you were probably still around here it was Q955. Top 40 and stuff like that. You learn to hate Nelly and Ashanti real quick working there


Q95.5. Yes, yes, yes. I knew it well. It when through many stages during my time there, but I know it well indeed. I reckon you could get sick of the music really, really quick. Not too much variety on the Top 40 stations.
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Old 02-27-2003, 09:10 AM   #34
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Old 02-27-2003, 03:34 PM   #35
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Didn't you know? I'm also a former internet porn, bisexual, 22 year old redhead.

But I'm 5'10" and 245 lbs. And male.

Yummy!


Sigh...Yeah I figured you wouldn't believe me, but I don't plan on posting any pics, you'll just have to take it on faith...
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Old 02-27-2003, 04:32 PM   #36
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Sorry to say she's out of your league...then again, she may be out of my league as well...I am dating (it'll be 3 years this July) a former internet porn, bisexual, 22 year old redhead. She's 5'8" and about 120 pounds, with sky blue eyes, and a nympho streak to her...we also have a beautiful 2 year old girl together...she's been pushing me to have another redhead join us...so there is never a dull moment.


Mines 5'7", 115 lbs., former animal porn queen, and a brunette.
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Old 02-27-2003, 05:03 PM   #37
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Old 02-27-2003, 05:23 PM   #38
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Mines 5'7", 115 lbs., former animal porn queen, and a brunette.


Redheads are better. Though I've had my share of all flavors.
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Old 02-27-2003, 09:28 PM   #39
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