If you were a smurf...

Raiders Army · 02-22-2008, 08:42 AM

If you were a smurf, which one would you be and why?

wade moore · 02-22-2008, 08:43 AM

rk smurf.

wade moore · 02-22-2008, 08:43 AM

Dola: Because I'd get to say lots of one-liners.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 02-22-2008, 08:44 AM

Which ever one was the only lucky one to 'smurf' Smurfette.

Schmidty · 02-22-2008, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by wade moore

rk smurf.

Damn. Too slow.

Schmidty · 02-22-2008, 08:47 AM

Dola.

I'd probably be Holier-Than-Thou Smurf.

Noop · 02-22-2008, 08:51 AM

I think all of them were doing Smurfette who was really a Smurf who dressed in drag.

Mustang · 02-22-2008, 08:54 AM

Masturbation Smurf

I'd pound it until I was white in the face

Pumpy Tudors · 02-22-2008, 09:03 AM

I'd be Blacky Smurf.

Fidatelo · 02-22-2008, 09:15 AM

I'd be Smurfy Smurf, the Smurfinest Smurf that ever did Smurf!

Klinglerware · 02-22-2008, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I'd be Smurfy Smurf, the Smurfinest Smurf that ever did Smurf!

Smurfing, smurf...

Mustang · 02-22-2008, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I'd be Blacky Smurf.

Just don't hatesmurf anyone.

rkmsuf · 02-22-2008, 10:05 AM

hatefucksmurf

14ers · 02-22-2008, 10:30 AM

Does this thread have anything to do with the release of Season 1 on DVD?

Who the hell would buy this DVD series?

MikeVic · 02-22-2008, 10:30 AM

I'd be rk smurf too.

bulletsponge · 02-22-2008, 10:48 AM

Smurfette. with the only smussy in town i could get any smurf to do what i smurfin want. plus id get smurfed all the time too

oykib · 02-22-2008, 10:51 AM

I'd be Papa... so I make Smurfette lick my ....

bulletsponge · 02-22-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by oykib

I'd be Papa... so I make Smurfette lick my ....

sorry, i wouldnt be into old smurfs. unless they paid me lots of smurf

sachmo71 · 02-22-2008, 10:55 AM

Black Ops Smurf.

Buh-bye Gargamel.
Sayonara Azreal.

MikeVic · 02-22-2008, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by bulletsponge

Smurfette. with the only smussy in town i could get any smurf to do what i smurfin want. plus id get smurfed all the time too

And you'd have blue tits!

Mustang · 02-22-2008, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletsponge

sorry, i wouldnt be into old smurfs. unless they paid me lots of smurf

How much for a Cleveland Smurfer?

Pumpy Tudors · 02-22-2008, 10:59 AM

i'm not sure if i'm comfortable with the language in this thread

Dr. Sak · 02-22-2008, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I'd be Blacky Smurf.

Don't you mean CanadianSmurf?

MikeVic · 02-22-2008, 11:02 AM

Would you be more comfortable with German?

Pumpy Tudors · 02-22-2008, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Don't you mean CanadianSmurf?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Would you be more comfortable with German?

OK NOW YOU GUYS ARE JUST PICKING ON ME

Warhammer · 02-22-2008, 11:06 AM

I'd be Pounder smurf.

As an aside, if you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

cuervo72 · 02-22-2008, 11:08 AM

Hmm, I half thought this was going to be a thread about that blue guy who was on Oprah.

Cringer · 02-22-2008, 12:08 PM

Baby Smurf, so I can breast feed off of Smurfette.

st.cronin · 02-22-2008, 12:19 PM

Whichever one was smurfette's pimp.

Raiders Army · 02-22-2008, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Whichever one was smurfette's pimp.

That would be Pimp Smurf. Make sure you advertise on the internet and craigslist.

SteveMax58 · 02-22-2008, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletsponge

sorry, i wouldnt be into old smurfs. unless they paid me lots of smurf

So Papa smurf might have...blue balls perhaps?

MrBug708 · 02-22-2008, 01:14 PM

PimpSmurf

Crim · 02-23-2008, 10:22 AM

Smurfs are teh dumb.

sterlingice · 02-25-2008, 11:45 PM

You know, FOFC is a lot like the smurfs in the sense that the ratio of guys to girls is roughly 100:1...

SI

02-22-2008, 08:51 AM	#7
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I think all of them were doing Smurfette who was really a Smurf who dressed in drag. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

02-22-2008, 08:54 AM	#8
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	Masturbation Smurf I'd pound it until I was white in the face __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

02-22-2008, 09:03 AM	#9
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I'd be Blacky Smurf. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

02-22-2008, 09:15 AM	#10
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	I'd be Smurfy Smurf, the Smurfinest Smurf that ever did Smurf! __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

02-22-2008, 10:05 AM	#13
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	hatefucksmurf __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-22-2008, 08:44 AM	#4
Mizzou B-ball fan General Manager Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO	Which ever one was the only lucky one to 'smurf' Smurfette.

02-22-2008, 08:47 AM	#6
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Dola. I'd probably be Holier-Than-Thou Smurf.

02-22-2008, 10:30 AM	#14
14ers High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2006	Does this thread have anything to do with the release of Season 1 on DVD? Who the hell would buy this DVD series? __________________ I like the company I keep when I am alone. 'The Blonde Bomber'

02-22-2008, 10:30 AM	#15
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I'd be rk smurf too.

02-22-2008, 10:48 AM	#16
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	Smurfette. with the only smussy in town i could get any smurf to do what i smurfin want. plus id get smurfed all the time too

02-22-2008, 10:51 AM	#17
oykib College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	I'd be Papa... so I make Smurfette lick my ....

02-22-2008, 10:55 AM	#19
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	Black Ops Smurf. Buh-bye Gargamel. Sayonara Azreal.

02-22-2008, 10:59 AM	#22
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	i'm not sure if i'm comfortable with the language in this thread __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

02-22-2008, 11:02 AM	#24
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Would you be more comfortable with German?

02-22-2008, 11:06 AM	#26
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	I'd be Pounder smurf. As an aside, if you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

02-22-2008, 11:08 AM	#27
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Hmm, I half thought this was going to be a thread about that blue guy who was on Oprah. __________________ null

02-22-2008, 12:08 PM	#28
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Baby Smurf, so I can breast feed off of Smurfette. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

02-22-2008, 12:19 PM	#29
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Whichever one was smurfette's pimp. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

02-22-2008, 01:14 PM	#32
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	PimpSmurf

02-25-2008, 11:45 PM	#34
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	You know, FOFC is a lot like the smurfs in the sense that the ratio of guys to girls is roughly 100:1... SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

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