Why scientists suck

[Huckleberry]

British scientists ruin a chance to coin the term "sexopus"

And don't bother me with details like how the word octopus is Greek in origin, which indicates hexa- should be used.

[Crim]

This is bigger than the Colossal Squid discovery!

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I would prefer Sexapussy to Hexapussy.

[cthomer5000]

The attention-starved mollusc had to fasten himself to the glass of his tank before anyone realised, whereupon this photo was taken - very carefully, as flash photography can be fatal to highly light-sensitive octo- and hexapuses.

I'm writing this little tip down in my mental notebook. "How to defeat a giant octopi run amok: take it's picutre."

You've revelaed too much this time, Mr. Octo/Hexapus. That was very foolish of you. Mwahahahahaha