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Things you'd do for a 23 cent pizza
Wait in line 3 hours?
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05-08-2008, 04:52 PM | #2 |
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That guy in blue could use some more pizzas.
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05-08-2008, 04:54 PM | #3 |
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I witnessed people standing in line for 3 hours to get an autograph from the Naked Brothers Band, so a pizza for 23 cents is worth at least 8 hours in line, I'd guess.
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05-08-2008, 04:54 PM | #5 |
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I had to delete the one photo from the original post cause it was way too wide.
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05-08-2008, 04:56 PM | #6 | |
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05-08-2008, 04:59 PM | #7 |
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So do you think the guy that gave the "go" for the LBJ 23 Crybaby tees still has a job?
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05-08-2008, 05:00 PM | #8 |
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PAthetic is the first word that comes to mind
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05-08-2008, 05:01 PM | #9 | |
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I love this quote.
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05-08-2008, 05:01 PM | #10 |
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dola- Papa Johns is going to get so much negative publicity for this.
why didn't they just hand out coupons for a .23 pizza to everyone who attends the next Cavs game? |
05-08-2008, 05:02 PM | #11 |
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Just drove past a Papa Johns on my way home from work. The line wasnt as bad as some of those pics, but it was still a decent length. Im actually a bit suprised they are doing this in the Toledo area as this city tends to go more towards detroit teams than cleveland.
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05-08-2008, 05:03 PM | #12 |
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Yep. I mean, what, they are lining up for hours to save about $10?
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05-08-2008, 05:04 PM | #13 |
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If I was working there I'd probably just quit as soon as I pulled up to the store.
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05-08-2008, 05:05 PM | #14 |
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Let's see, in order to wait in line for 3 hours and 20 minutes to buy 23 cent pizzas...
Let's say someone has a take home pay of $36/hr after taxes, insurance, etc. Straight up they profit $36 for every hour worked. We'll use that as the value of their time. That means that 3 hours and 20 minutes in line is worth $132 dollars. Where I live a large one-topping Papa John's pizza is $10.99. So the $0.23 deal is saving $10.76 per pizza. So they would have to buy at least 13 pizzas for it to be worth their time. But, more importantly, they would have to have had a preexisting reason to buy 13 pizzas or else be willing to eat frozen and reheated pizza. Unfortunately the deal was limited to one per person, right?
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To let people get multiple pizzas like that is pretty much a suicide mission.
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05-08-2008, 05:09 PM | #18 |
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I don't understand why they feel like they need to apologize.
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05-08-2008, 05:09 PM | #19 |
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I think we need a graph of this huckleberry, I'm already confused.
Oh, and how big is the pizza?
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05-08-2008, 05:10 PM | #20 |
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I predict almost every location will close early, which will cause riots because I am sure a decent percentage of people in line are passing the time with bottles in brown paper bags.
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05-08-2008, 05:15 PM | #21 |
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Maybe they can get a court order to keep the stores open an extra hour or two because of the lines. You know, like for voting.
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05-08-2008, 05:25 PM | #23 |
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Never underestimate what people will do for free/cheap shit.
At max, I'd probably hang in a line for maybe 30 minutes tops.
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If a Papa Johns goes out of business because of this would they be disenfranchised?
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05-08-2008, 06:25 PM | #25 |
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Papa John's is the most overrated pizza on the planet, anyway.
It's not much better than Domino's and Domino's is the nastiest, most ghetto ass pizza ever. I'd eat one of those awful smelling fruits from the Phillipines before I'd eat a Papa John's pizza.
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05-08-2008, 07:17 PM | #26 |
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I love how the first two stores mentioned were in Euclid and Shaker Heights, too. From what I recall, those are pretty affluent suburbs.
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$36/hr seems really high to me. |
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05-08-2008, 07:36 PM | #29 |
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heard from my lady that it was a madhouse - she said there was a 6-city-block backup to get into the papa john's by her place
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I hope not. But I'd say it's an iffy call, depends upon how far up the food chain the decision was made.
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If I took my laptop and Sprint AirCard I could technically work on making money while standing in line waiting for dinner.
Still not worth it though.
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And in the end, if I did that I would end up losing more money then the pizza is worth when my laptop gets stolen.
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FYI, I think we might be starting from a bit high of a number at $36 an hour since the median US income in 2006 was $26,036 which equates out to 12.52 per hour. Then again, hell, in college I wouldn't have done it unless really bored since the late night special from Papa John's is a large one topping pizza for 5.99 (was 4.99 when I was in the dorms but times are tough, inflation and all ) SI
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05-11-2008, 08:44 PM | #35 |
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This is why the economy is crap, idiot herds. Enjoy your total lack of perspective with that quarter pizza.
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LOL!
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