The new Bank of America ATMs

Rizon · 05-27-2008, 02:14 PM

Are the suk x 10000. I will fart on the grave of whoever helped design these absurd pieces of machinery.

rkmsuf · 05-27-2008, 02:14 PM

do tell, farter

KWhit · 05-27-2008, 02:15 PM

So much information given in this thread.

Lathum · 05-27-2008, 02:15 PM

how can an ATM be that hard to use?

Does it dispense pennies or something?

Passacaglia · 05-27-2008, 02:17 PM

I bet it says "ATM Machines" on them somewhere and he's pissed at the redundancy.

Ksyrup · 05-27-2008, 02:18 PM

I'd like to chime in about this subject, but apparently Kentucky isn't in America.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 05-27-2008, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

how can an ATM be that hard to use?

Does it dispense pennies or something?

True story.

I went up to get $200 out of an ATM here at work. Did the fast cash option for $200. The machine promply spit out 200 $1 bills. Let's just say it didn't fit into my wallet, but I wrapped a $100 bill around the stack of $1 bills, just so I'd look like a pimp.

Rizon · 05-27-2008, 02:20 PM

If you have checks you need to deposit, you have to insert them 1 by 1 instead of in an envelope. This is especially helpful if you have a lot of checks or live in a windy area. Increased my average time at the ATM from 35 seconds to almost 5 minutes. Or I guess I can go in and spend 7 minutes in line since they usually only have one teller alive to work.

And there is no trout in the ATM or inside.

Lathum · 05-27-2008, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

True story.

I went up to get $200 out of an ATM here at work. Did the fast cash option for $200. The machine promply spit out 200 $1 bills. Let's just say it didn't fit into my wallet, but I wrapped a $100 bill around the stack of $1 bills, just so I'd look like a pimp.

weird.

I have never heard of an ATM having singles.

Do you work at a titty bar?

Lathum · 05-27-2008, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

If you have checks you need to deposit, you have to insert them 1 by 1 instead of in an envelope. This is especially helpful if you have a lot of checks or live in a windy area. Increased my average time at the ATM from 35 seconds to almost 5 minutes. Or I guess I can go in and spend 7 minutes in line since they usually only have one teller alive to work.

And there is no trout in the ATM or inside.

are you Jerry Seinfeld or something?

rkmsuf · 05-27-2008, 02:23 PM

Standard 'BOSCO' post.

Rizon · 05-27-2008, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

are you Jerry Seinfeld or something?

If I was, I won't be for much longer. I'm going to get fucking shived while standing up at that ATM spending 18 minutes inserting my checks.

Oh, and it can't "read" half the checks anyways. Just spits them out into the wind. If my feet didn't hurt, I'd kick the damn ATM machines until they broke.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 05-27-2008, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

weird.

I have never heard of an ATM having singles.

Do you work at a titty bar?

No, but that's probably something I should look into.

duckman · 05-27-2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I'd like to chime in about this subject, but apparently Kentucky isn't in America.

LOL

M GO BLUE!!! · 05-27-2008, 02:58 PM

I hate the ATM's that take your card and keep it until the transaction is over.

The ones where you just stick it in and pull it out immediately are much better.

korme · 05-27-2008, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I'd like to chime in about this subject, but apparently Kentucky isn't in America.

florence, y'all

Sun Tzu · 05-27-2008, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I hate the ATM's that take your card and keep it until the transaction is over.

The ones where you just stick it in and pull it out immediately are much better.

Are you sure it's ATM's you're thinking about here?

Barkeep49 · 05-27-2008, 03:01 PM

As someone who rarely has to deposit checks, I really like the ATMs which automatically read the checks.

Ksyrup · 05-27-2008, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

florence, y'all

Do they have BoAs in Florence? When we moved from Florida 2 years ago, there wasn't a single branch in the state. BoA was our bank in Florida and I had all of my accounts tied into the BoA online payment system, so when we moved, I left the BoA Florida account as-is, have my paycheck deposited in the Florida account, and we got a local bank account for cash withdrawals and local check writing. Ridiculous.

I just did a search on BoAs site, and there are no banking centers in KY that I can find, and only a couple of ATMs (none around here). I don't see an ATM or banking center in Florence.

JeeberD · 05-27-2008, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Barkeep49

As someone who rarely has to deposit checks, I really like the ATMs which automatically read the checks.

USAA has this service now where I can stick a check in the scanner and deposit it from home. It's the motherfucking bomb diggity, yo...

Logan · 05-27-2008, 10:12 PM

This is for "Check 21" compliance.

I just like that it scans my cash deposit and automatically credits it to my account. I bank with Chase, and a few of the more popular branches in NYC have them already.

sterlingice · 05-28-2008, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I'd like to chime in about this subject, but apparently Kentucky isn't in America.

I was torn between 2 obvious responses here:

1) Have you been to Kentucky? How could you consider it part of a first world country?

2) Just be glad you don't have BOA there and count yourself among the lucky few.

SI

korme · 05-28-2008, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Do they have BoAs in Florence? When we moved from Florida 2 years ago, there wasn't a single branch in the state. BoA was our bank in Florida and I had all of my accounts tied into the BoA online payment system, so when we moved, I left the BoA Florida account as-is, have my paycheck deposited in the Florida account, and we got a local bank account for cash withdrawals and local check writing. Ridiculous.

I just did a search on BoAs site, and there are no banking centers in KY that I can find, and only a couple of ATMs (none around here). I don't see an ATM or banking center in Florence.

i've no idea, i just wanted to say florence, y'all at the kentucky namedrop because of that sweet watertower they have

stevew · 05-28-2008, 01:43 AM

Why, if I've chosen "English" the last brazillion times I've used the ATM, does it still ask me my choice of language. Maybe they think I'm going to change it up here and there? And we don't really have mexicans here anyways, I'd say the second most popular spoken foreign language here is Amish German.

Ksyrup · 05-28-2008, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

I was torn between 2 obvious responses here:

1) Have you been to Kentucky? How could you consider it part of a first world country?

2) Just be glad you don't have BOA there and count yourself among the lucky few.

SI

I live in the civilized part of KY...the part that doesn't show up on Idol Gives Back every year. And I like BoA - their online bill pay service is far and away better than any other bank's I've seen, which is why our main bank account is still in Florida but we live here.

dervack · 05-29-2008, 07:26 PM

Yeah, I actually like the BOA ATMs. Being able to just put money in there without an envelope and having to remember my account number and things like that is so much easier.

gstelmack · 05-29-2008, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

This is for "Check 21" compliance.

Check 21 is why we use online banking and our Visa cards for pretty much everything. Nothing like making it even easier for someone who has your account number to pilfer it...

cuervo72 · 05-29-2008, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

If I was, I won't be for much longer. I'm going to get fucking shived while standing up at that ATM spending 18 minutes inserting my checks.

What if you were trapped there with Jill Goodacre?

Logan · 05-29-2008, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

If I was, I won't be for much longer. I'm going to get fucking shived while standing up at that ATM spending 18 minutes inserting my checks.

Pretty dumb assailants if they're sticking someone who's inserting checks instead of cash

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Pumpy Tudors · 05-29-2008, 11:39 PM

How many checks does one person need to deposit at a time?!

Logan · 05-30-2008, 05:23 AM

Some people with small businesses end up with tons of checks. Unlike you and your all-cash gigolo operation.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-30-2008, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Some people with small businesses end up with tons of checks. Unlike you and your all-cash gigolo operation.

Mrs. Leafs pays me in booty dollars, which has absolutely nothing to do with ass pennies.

05-27-2008, 02:14 PM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	do tell, farter __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

05-27-2008, 02:18 PM	#6
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I'd like to chime in about this subject, but apparently Kentucky isn't in America. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-27-2008, 02:23 PM	#11
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Standard 'BOSCO' post. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

05-27-2008, 10:12 PM	#21
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	This is for "Check 21" compliance. I just like that it scans my cash deposit and automatically credits it to my account. I bank with Chase, and a few of the more popular branches in NYC have them already. Last edited by Logan : 05-27-2008 at 10:17 PM.

05-29-2008, 11:39 PM	#30
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	How many checks does one person need to deposit at a time?! __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-27-2008, 02:15 PM	#3
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	So much information given in this thread.

05-27-2008, 02:15 PM	#4
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	how can an ATM be that hard to use? Does it dispense pennies or something?

05-27-2008, 02:17 PM	#5
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	I bet it says "ATM Machines" on them somewhere and he's pissed at the redundancy.

05-27-2008, 02:58 PM	#15
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I hate the ATM's that take your card and keep it until the transaction is over. The ones where you just stick it in and pull it out immediately are much better.

05-27-2008, 03:01 PM	#18
Barkeep49 Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Not too far away	As someone who rarely has to deposit checks, I really like the ATMs which automatically read the checks.

05-28-2008, 01:43 AM	#24
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Why, if I've chosen "English" the last brazillion times I've used the ATM, does it still ask me my choice of language. Maybe they think I'm going to change it up here and there? And we don't really have mexicans here anyways, I'd say the second most popular spoken foreign language here is Amish German.

05-29-2008, 07:26 PM	#26
dervack College Prospect Join Date: Jun 2005	Yeah, I actually like the BOA ATMs. Being able to just put money in there without an envelope and having to remember my account number and things like that is so much easier.

05-30-2008, 05:23 AM	#31
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Some people with small businesses end up with tons of checks. Unlike you and your all-cash gigolo operation.

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