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Old 06-06-2008, 07:59 AM   #1
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It is 85 degrees

In my office right now at 8:58AM EST. The air conditioning is broke in the building, and it is suppose to get up to 92 degrees outside today. I refuse to take a vacation day and just go home. So I might sit here in my boxers.

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Old 06-06-2008, 08:04 AM   #2
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I refuse to take a vacation day and just go home. So I might sit here in my boxers.

Nice plan. Your stance might well convince your co-workers to donate some of their vacation time to you, giving you a day off without you having to use any of your vacation time.
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:06 AM   #3
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I don't have the same problem...but will verify it's pretty nasty in Pittsburgh today [insert nasty Pittsburgh joke here].

From the time I left home, to the time I jumped off the trolley, about 40 mins, it felt like the temp rose about 10 degrees and humidity was up 523476234897234978 %
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:06 AM   #4
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We are having major construction in our office and it is kicking up a huge amount of dust and other unhealthy particles. To top it off, we had a piece of construction material fall on a kid, yesterday. You think that would have convinced the bosses that we should close until the construction is done, but apparently not...

So, I feel your pain.
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:08 AM   #5
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It's going to be hot as hell here for the next few days. Almost as hot as a typical day in Tallahassee - but not quite. And we've got the benefit of 20 MPH winds.
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:09 AM   #6
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I would work from home but that isn't allowed because of the work we do for the government. I don't have a secure internet line.
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:10 AM   #7
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Nice plan. Your stance might well convince your co-workers to donate some of their vacation time to you, giving you a day off without you having to use any of your vacation time.

I am an engineer and work with about 400 engineers. Just in case you don't know, they are the cheapest people in the world so they definitely wouldn't be giving me any of their vacation.
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:47 AM   #8
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Update: It is 87 and I cant tell if my pants are wet from sweat or if I accidentally just pissed myself.
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:48 AM   #9
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Update: It is 87 and I cant tell if my pants are wet from sweat or if I accidentally just pissed myself.

there's only 1 way to find out.. take 'em off and sniff 'em.
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:50 AM   #10
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I think there is a law that states something about workplace temperature. I think it might be +85 and no room less that you can retreat to, that you have to be sent home. I'm not sure though.
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:52 AM   #11
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It's so cool in my office that it's 82 outside, yet I just drank a cup of tea and it didn't bother me at all.

Just thought I'd share.
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:53 AM   #12
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It's so cool in my office that it's 82 outside, yet I just drank a cup of tea and it didn't bother me at all.

Just thought I'd share.

plz post pic of tea thx
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:55 AM   #13
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nice sig there rizon
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:58 AM   #14
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plz post pic of tea thx

The choice this morning:

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Old 06-06-2008, 08:58 AM   #15
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I think we had some snow flurries yesterday or the day before.
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:03 AM   #16
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:04 AM   #17
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So I might sit here in my boxers.


Anyone here practice sexual harrassment law? Because that's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:09 AM   #18
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It was actually snowing in Albuquerque yesterday, there were a couple of cars that went off the road.
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:13 AM   #19
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My thermostat is usually set around 82 or 83, with times at 85. I could handle 87 I think.
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:20 AM   #20
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In my office right now at 8:58AM EST. The air conditioning is broke in the building, and it is suppose to get up to 92 degrees outside today. I refuse to take a vacation day and just go home. So I might sit here in my boxers.

All pity is welcomed.


I had this happen all week...Monday it happened when I was dressed to meet with a government inspection group...fun fun fun.
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:27 AM   #21
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In my office right now at 8:58AM EST. The air conditioning is broke in the building, and it is suppose to get up to 92 degrees outside today. I refuse to take a vacation day and just go home. So I might sit here in my boxers.

All pity is welcomed.

I don't know what the law is like in America - but in England your employer has to give you a reasonable working environment (which that doesn't sound particularly like ) .... if they are unable to provide it then thats their problem not yours (ie. you should get the day off without it being taken as holiday).

At the very least can't you find a laptop and work in a local restaurant or something?
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:27 AM   #22
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Update: It is 87 and I cant tell if my pants are wet from sweat or if I accidentally just pissed myself.

My pants are wet today too!
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:29 AM   #23
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Lot of wet panties on the fofc today.
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:31 AM   #24
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At the very least can't you find a laptop and work in a local restaurant or something?

I'm not allowed. With the government work we do here, it can't be taken out of the building.
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:33 AM   #25
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there's only 1 way to find out.. take 'em off and sniff 'em.

I have never quoted another user in my signature but this is an awfully tempting line.
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:39 AM   #26
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I work in Pittsburgh, too, and I only have one thing to say:

OH BOO HOO IT'S HOT BOO HOO
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:41 AM   #27
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I work in Pittsburgh, too, and I only have one thing to say:

OH BOO HOO IT'S HOT BOO HOO

Do you have stairs in your house?
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:50 AM   #28
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I have never quoted another user in my signature but this is an awfully tempting line.

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Old 06-06-2008, 10:09 AM   #29
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Man up. When you go to lunch, just get one of those fruity drinks.
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:51 AM   #30
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I'm not allowed. With the government work we do here, it can't be taken out of the building.

Next generation of $700 hammers?
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:21 AM   #31
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:33 AM   #32
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92? Is that all? We're looking at possibly getting to 100 today down here. (Now, I'm beginning to miss Michigan a little--but only a little.)
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:33 AM   #33
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OH NO NOW IT'S EVEN HOTTER BOO FUCKING HOO
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:34 AM   #34
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:36 AM   #35
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OH NO NOW IT'S EVEN HOTTER BOO FUCKING HOO

YOU ARE GOING TO BOO FUCKING HOO WHEN I LYNCH YOU WITH A BAT.

WAIT CAN I SAY LYNCH TO A BLACK PERSON?
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:37 AM   #36
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BE CAREFUL, HE MIGHT BE FRIENDS WITH THE BAT BECAUSE HE'S A VAMPIRE!
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:40 AM   #37
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YOU ARE GOING TO BOO FUCKING HOO WHEN I LYNCH YOU WITH A BAT.

WAIT CAN I SAY LYNCH TO A BLACK PERSON?
I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S FUCK ABOUT THE LYNCHING BUT WHY YOU GOTTA GET A BAT INVOLVED

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I HOPE YOU TRIP OVER A POTHOLE AND FALL OFF THE UNIVERSE
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:40 AM   #38
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stop it you're killing me!!
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:55 AM   #39
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OK, people, I have to go complete a three-hour tour as part of my job training. Yes, I said a three-hour tour. Apparently, I'm working at Gilligan's Island now. If Bob Denver shows up, I'm gonna kick his scrawny motherfucking ass.
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Old 06-06-2008, 12:14 PM   #40
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OK, people, I have to go complete a three-hour tour as part of my job training. Yes, I said a three-hour tour. Apparently, I'm working at Gilligan's Island now. If Bob Denver shows up, I'm gonna kick his scrawny motherfucking ass.

Keep quiet Hootie

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Old 06-06-2008, 12:22 PM   #41
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Sears refuses to turn on the AC. It'll be mid 80s all the time. The customers, when we had some, complained quite a bit.
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Old 06-06-2008, 12:33 PM   #42
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OK, people, I have to go complete a three-hour tour as part of my job training. Yes, I said a three-hour tour. Apparently, I'm working at Gilligan's Island now. If Bob Denver shows up, I'm gonna kick his scrawny motherfucking ass.

The Little Buddy is dead...He's gone and joined the Skipper in the 3 hour tour in the sky.
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Old 06-06-2008, 12:33 PM   #43
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Sears refuses to turn on the AC. It'll be mid 80s all the time. The customers, when we had some, complained quite a bit.

Isn't there a whole section in Sears that has air conditioners?
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Old 06-06-2008, 01:05 PM   #44
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Keep quiet Hootie


Last week when I got a haircut, they were playing a country station at the place and apparently, Hootie (Rucker, not the band) has gone completely country. They played his new single and, uh ... um...it was a few minutes long.
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Old 06-06-2008, 01:18 PM   #45
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The heat index here says it feels mid nineties.

Tomorrows high is 94 degrees.

I work nights and in the back of the building its generally considered the coldest part. One of the managers came back there yesterday and commented on how nice it felt. The reading on the thermostat said 83.
Yikes.
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Old 06-06-2008, 01:35 PM   #46
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Old 06-06-2008, 01:42 PM   #47
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I hate him! Now I'm fired up!
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Old 06-06-2008, 02:52 PM   #48
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The Little Buddy is dead...He's gone and joined the Skipper in the 3 hour tour in the sky.
Then who showed up on the tour, and whose ass did I kick?
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:57 PM   #49
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Then who showed up on the tour, and whose ass did I kick?

Wait! Are you the real Pumpy? This could all be some sort of elaborate hoax.
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:15 PM   #50
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This thread could be exhibit A for the contingent wanting to revive QOTM.
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