Al Gore's sex scandal documents made public......

Mizzou B-ball fan · 06-24-2010, 10:55 AM

Really amusing read if you have time to read through a 15 page police report.........

Al Gore A "Crazed Sex Poodle?" - June 24, 2010

Ksyrup · 06-24-2010, 11:01 AM

Posting this 5 minutes before lunchtime is a bannable offense, IMO.

Logan · 06-24-2010, 11:14 AM

Oh, I got the time...

rowech · 06-24-2010, 11:14 AM

His next prize will be for researching Groinal Warming.

Logan · 06-24-2010, 11:16 AM

If he never invented the internet, there would be no Smoking Gun to break this.

molson · 06-24-2010, 11:19 AM

54-year old woman? I don't think Al Gore has the hang of this yet.

I hope Gore gets laid a lot now that he's officially out on the market. I don't know why. I just hope he can have a good time. He seems so serious and sad all the time.

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 06-24-2010, 11:30 AM

Oh my god.

Al Gore is a Pink fan.

Mustang · 06-24-2010, 11:32 AM

I wonder if you'll be able to trade carbon credits for sex.

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 06-24-2010, 11:35 AM

Certainly sounds plausible, but the woman also sounds like a real kook.

JediKooter · 06-24-2010, 11:35 AM

He did always seem a bit stiff.

Kodos · 06-24-2010, 11:38 AM

And wooden.

panerd · 06-24-2010, 11:44 AM

As somebody would lean more right if the tradionial Democrat/Republican paradigm was applied I always feel a little more sympathy for the Al Gore's and Bill Clinton's of the world with sex scandals. (John Edwards is a piece of shit) At least they don't try to preach morality and hatred and then get busted on it.

I. J. Reilly · 06-24-2010, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

I wonder if you'll be able to trade carbon credits for sex.

I dated a hippy chick in college and she always wanted me to eat tofu, which I refused to do on principal. Until she floated the offer of a week of blow jobs for a meal of tofu, so there is some precedent.

Kodos · 06-24-2010, 11:50 AM

DEAL!

Ksyrup · 06-24-2010, 11:56 AM

That was probably a week of blow jobs spread out over 40 years, though. So when time came to pay up, she offered a hand job today as the time-value equivalent of 7 blow jobs over 40 years.

Fidatelo · 06-24-2010, 12:47 PM

DEAL!

EagleFan · 06-24-2010, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs2

Certainly sounds plausible, but the woman also sounds like a real kook.

That would make them perfect for each other...

I. J. Reilly · 06-24-2010, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

That was probably a week of blow jobs spread out over 40 years, though. So when time came to pay up, she offered a hand job today as the time-value equivalent of 7 blow jobs over 40 years.

No, she was true to her word ... and that's how I know I don't like tofu

Sgran · 06-25-2010, 02:59 AM

I understand what she's going through. I was raped by Sarah Palin during our session. I saved some fluids if anyone's interested.

RainMaker · 06-25-2010, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by I. J. Reilly

I dated a hippy chick in college and she always wanted me to eat tofu, which I refused to do on principal. Until she floated the offer of a week of blow jobs for a meal of tofu, so there is some precedent.

I might be able to top that. An old girlfriend would offer up a blowjob if I went to Church with her.

JediKooter · 06-25-2010, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

I might be able to top that. An old girlfriend would offer up a blowjob if I went to Church with her.

That would be one of the rare times I would have an internal conflict regarding going to a church. Unless she was horrible at giving blowjobs.

Greyroofoo · 06-25-2010, 04:02 PM

Al Gore's swear he didn't do it.

He sounds sooooo super serial.

Excelsior!

Dutch · 06-25-2010, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by panerd

As somebody would lean more right if the tradionial Democrat/Republican paradigm was applied I always feel a little more sympathy for the Al Gore's and Bill Clinton's of the world with sex scandals. (John Edwards is a piece of shit) At least they don't try to preach morality and hatred and then get busted on it.

While I agree with the sentiment, Al Gore preaches the morality of being green. What was his monthly light bill again?

Greyroofoo · 06-25-2010, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutch

While I agree with the sentiment, Al Gore preaches the morality of being green. What was his monthly light bill again?

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/house.asp

molson · 06-28-2010, 03:37 PM

Why doesn't someone with Gore's means and views live in a super-progressive green house? That's really annoying. It makes it look like he's only trying to sell books and movies.

molson · 06-28-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sgran

I understand what she's going through. I was raped by Sarah Palin during our session. I saved some fluids if anyone's interested.

pm sent k thx.

sterlingice · 06-28-2010, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

Why doesn't someone with Gore's means and views live in a super-progressive green house? That's really annoying. It makes it look like he's only trying to sell books and movies.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/gorehome.asp

From the sounds of Snopes, it's not true any more. He does have some crazy green house (tho it's also his office so it's a cavernous mansion)

SI

Apathetic Lurker · 06-29-2010, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

That would be one of the rare times I would have an internal conflict regarding going to a church. Unless she was horrible at giving blowjobs.

There are no horrible blowjobs........

mckerney · 06-29-2010, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Apathetic Lurker

There are no horrible blowjobs........

Disagree.

Apathetic Lurker · 06-29-2010, 07:14 AM

not from my experience anyways....

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 06-30-2010, 12:29 PM

BEN EDIT: sheesh.

flere-imsaho · 06-30-2010, 12:36 PM

Time to add NSFW to the thread title.

tyketime · 07-21-2010, 11:01 AM

You're once... twice... three times a scumbag!

Quote:

AL GORE SEX SCANDAL SHOCKER POLICE INVESTIGATE TWO MORE

The ENQUIRER reports in an exclusive bombshell exclusive that police have investigated charges from TWO MORE WOMEN who claimed they were abused by former VP AL GORE!

The allegations come hot on the heels of an ongoing Portland, Ore., police investigation that reopened after The ENQUIRER exclusively revealed accusations by a licensed massage therapist who says Gore groped her in 2006.

The ENQUIRER recently uncovered shocking allegations, from two other massage therapists.

The first incident allegedly took place at a Beverly Hills luxury hotel when Gore, 62, was in Hollywood to attend the Oscars in 2007.

The second reportedly occurred a year later at a hotel in Tokyo.

A Beverly Hills hotel source told The ENQUIRER:

"The therapist claimed that when they were alone, Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her.

"He pointed at his erect penis and ordered her, 'Take care of THIS.'"

flere-imsaho · 07-21-2010, 11:04 AM

Quote:

"He pointed at his erect penis and ordered her, 'Take care of THIS.'"

Al Gore: pimp

panerd · 07-21-2010, 11:20 AM

Abused? Yeah, Gore is the first person ever that thought he could get a happy ending from an Asian masseuse.

In other news Al Gore abused the black woman in a short pink dress who was standing on a corner under a bridge in a high crime urban area when he asked her for sex. He also abused a white guy in a leather jacket who was standing outside a race shop on a really poor urban area when he tried to score meth from him.

Is Al Gore an idiot for not having one of his handlers set him up with an absolutely certain prostitute? No doubt. Did he abuse these women? Get real.

Greyroofoo · 07-21-2010, 12:07 PM

Wow, looks like Bill Clinton taught Al everything he knew.

Except how to win a presidential election.

Ksyrup · 07-21-2010, 12:09 PM

Al Gore is a Bill Clinton wannabe in every imaginable way.

heybrad · 07-21-2010, 12:11 PM

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"He pointed at his erect penis and ordered her, 'Take care of THIS.'"

He should start calling it the 'Philly Buster'

spleen1015 · 07-21-2010, 12:33 PM

You gotta admit. He has a way with the ladies.

molson · 07-21-2010, 12:36 PM

I love this new Al Gore personna. I've been distracted all morning thinking about sexual puns that involve the environment.

Logan · 07-21-2010, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by panerd

Abused? Yeah, Gore is the first person ever that thought he could get a happy ending from an Asian masseuse.

In other news Al Gore abused the black woman in a short pink dress who was standing on a corner under a bridge in a high crime urban area when he asked her for sex. He also abused a white guy in a leather jacket who was standing outside a race shop on a really poor urban area when he tried to score meth from him.

Is Al Gore an idiot for not having one of his handlers set him up with an absolutely certain prostitute? No doubt. Did he abuse these women? Get real.

You're really that upset about the choice of words by the National Enquirer?

And ps...the groping accusation would obviously fall under sexual abuse.

panerd · 07-21-2010, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

You're really that upset about the choice of words by the National Enquirer?

And ps...the groping accusation would obviously fall under sexual abuse.

Nah, just upset with the elements of this story. Bringing down a politician and sex. I don't see eye to eye with Gore on a lot of political issues, and he should have known better, but is it really anyone's fucking business but him and Tipper? I know that this happens all the time but it really is sad that this is going to get any play at all. Politicians are corrupt in so many ways but we only seem to want to tear them down for sex and not for doing things that actually impact millions of people's lives. I guess it's the way of the world and he knew this when he became a big time politician and especially when he ran for president but it's just sad. The guy wanted to fuck people other than his wife. Shocking...

Ksyrup · 07-21-2010, 01:33 PM

The guy demanded someone other than his wife fuck him, and appears to have tried to "persuade" at least one of them to do so by something more than just dropping trou without an invitation and demanding it. That's a little different than having an affair (with or without his wife's knowledge/consent).

panerd · 07-21-2010, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

The guy demanded someone other than his wife fuck him, and appears to have tried to "persuade" at least one of them to do so by something more than just dropping trou without an invitation and demanding it. That's a little different than having an affair (with or without his wife's knowledge/consent).

Listen I am not going to go out of my way to defend a guy who is more than capible of defending himself. All I will say is that these incidents happened 3-4 years ago. I would hate to have to defend myself from a he said/she said situation that happened in 2007, how about you? Sorry I am just not buying their story. (And I will state again I have no love for Al Gore. If this were a Bengal or Gary Pinkel or Ron Paul somebody could call me out for trying to save one of my guys. He isn't one of my guys)

Ksyrup · 07-21-2010, 02:00 PM

Wait - your point was that this was getting publicity, not whether he actually did it or not. I was just pointing out that this is a bit different than an after-the-fact "he cheated on his wife" story. There are criminal investigations involving at least 3 separate incidents. That's fairly newsworthy - and really has nothing to do with whether they ultimately end up with charges or not.

Oilers9911 · 07-21-2010, 02:10 PM

Tipper drove him to it. So this whole save the planet shit is just a way to meet chicks for Al isn't it?

Galaxy · 07-21-2010, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Oilers9911

Tipper drove him to it. So this whole save the planet shit is just a way to meet chicks for Al isn't it?

Gives a whole new meaning to having a Hummer.

Also, I can clearly why Al invented the internet. Internet porn.

lungs · 07-21-2010, 02:44 PM

Incidents like these are why I vote Republican. They have a strong moral foundation and you simply won't see things like this from Republicans.

molson · 07-21-2010, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by lungs

Incidents like these are why I vote Republican. They have a strong moral foundation and you simply won't see things like this from Republicans.

I simply vote for whoever has the best dirty talk. That kind of quick thinking is largely absent from politics these days.

judicial clerk · 07-21-2010, 09:17 PM

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Disagree.

Is that the girl from The Office?

06-24-2010, 11:01 AM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Posting this 5 minutes before lunchtime is a bannable offense, IMO. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-24-2010, 11:19 AM	#6
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	54-year old woman? I don't think Al Gore has the hang of this yet. I hope Gore gets laid a lot now that he's officially out on the market. I don't know why. I just hope he can have a good time. He seems so serious and sad all the time. Last edited by molson : 06-24-2010 at 11:30 AM.

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Ronnie Dobbs2 Pro Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Bahston Mass	Oh my god. Al Gore is a Pink fan. __________________ There's no I in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think

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Ronnie Dobbs2 Pro Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Bahston Mass	Certainly sounds plausible, but the woman also sounds like a real kook. __________________ There's no I in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think

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Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Oh, I got the time...

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rowech Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2006	His next prize will be for researching Groinal Warming.

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Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	If he never invented the internet, there would be no Smoking Gun to break this.

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Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	And wooden.

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panerd Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis	As somebody would lean more right if the tradionial Democrat/Republican paradigm was applied I always feel a little more sympathy for the Al Gore's and Bill Clinton's of the world with sex scandals. (John Edwards is a piece of shit) At least they don't try to preach morality and hatred and then get busted on it.

06-24-2010, 11:50 AM	#14
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	DEAL!

06-24-2010, 11:56 AM	#15
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	That was probably a week of blow jobs spread out over 40 years, though. So when time came to pay up, she offered a hand job today as the time-value equivalent of 7 blow jobs over 40 years. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Al Gore's swear he didn't do it. He sounds sooooo super serial. Excelsior! Last edited by Greyroofoo : 06-25-2010 at 04:18 PM.

06-28-2010, 03:37 PM	#25
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	Why doesn't someone with Gore's means and views live in a super-progressive green house? That's really annoying. It makes it look like he's only trying to sell books and movies.

06-29-2010, 07:14 AM	#30
Apathetic Lurker College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo,NY	not from my experience anyways....

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flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	Time to add NSFW to the thread title.

07-21-2010, 11:20 AM	#35
panerd Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis	Abused? Yeah, Gore is the first person ever that thought he could get a happy ending from an Asian masseuse. In other news Al Gore abused the black woman in a short pink dress who was standing on a corner under a bridge in a high crime urban area when he asked her for sex. He also abused a white guy in a leather jacket who was standing outside a race shop on a really poor urban area when he tried to score meth from him. Is Al Gore an idiot for not having one of his handlers set him up with an absolutely certain prostitute? No doubt. Did he abuse these women? Get real.

07-21-2010, 12:07 PM	#36
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Wow, looks like Bill Clinton taught Al everything he knew. Except how to win a presidential election.

07-21-2010, 12:09 PM	#37
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Al Gore is a Bill Clinton wannabe in every imaginable way. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-21-2010, 12:33 PM	#39
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	You gotta admit. He has a way with the ladies. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

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molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	I love this new Al Gore personna. I've been distracted all morning thinking about sexual puns that involve the environment.

07-21-2010, 01:33 PM	#43
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	The guy demanded someone other than his wife fuck him, and appears to have tried to "persuade" at least one of them to do so by something more than just dropping trou without an invitation and demanding it. That's a little different than having an affair (with or without his wife's knowledge/consent). __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-21-2010, 02:00 PM	#45
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Wait - your point was that this was getting publicity, not whether he actually did it or not. I was just pointing out that this is a bit different than an after-the-fact "he cheated on his wife" story. There are criminal investigations involving at least 3 separate incidents. That's fairly newsworthy - and really has nothing to do with whether they ultimately end up with charges or not. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-21-2010, 02:10 PM	#46
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	Tipper drove him to it. So this whole save the planet shit is just a way to meet chicks for Al isn't it?

07-21-2010, 02:44 PM	#48
lungs Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Prairie du Sac, WI	Incidents like these are why I vote Republican. They have a strong moral foundation and you simply won't see things like this from Republicans. Last edited by lungs : 07-21-2010 at 02:45 PM.

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