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Old 07-18-2010, 12:32 PM   #1
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Happy Birthday JediKooter!!

Happy Birthday, my friend! Hope it's a good one.


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Old 07-18-2010, 01:04 PM   #2
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Happy Birthday buddy! Here's to hoping there's a stripper in your very near future.
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Old 07-18-2010, 01:12 PM   #3
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Happy Birthday buddy! Here's to hoping there's a stripper in your very near future.

Why leave it to chance? Who's organizing the pool?
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Old 07-18-2010, 07:48 PM   #4
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Happy Birthday, I claim any unused stripper funny money.
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:26 AM   #5
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Hey-oH!!!!!! Thanks everyone!

Unfortunately, no strippers.

I went to Outback and had a steak and a few beers, then went home and did some laundry. Yes, yes, I know you all are jealous.
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:30 AM   #6
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Laundry huh? Is that what they call yankin the old crank nowadays?
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:48 AM   #7
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Possibly, but, don't let anyone catch on to it.

Actually, I was just about to see what the cutie at the front of Outback (the greeter) was doing after work, when the bartender told me she was 17. Yep, 17. Nope, she did not look like Selena Gomez. I honestly thought she was 25, give or take a year. I guess the tattoo threw me off. So laundry it was and no jail time for me. Actual laundry though that involved a machine, water and some soap and clothes.
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:53 AM   #8
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Ouch...well if you were in another state she may have still been legal. Ever considered finding a lady online?
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:05 PM   #9
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Ouch...well if you were in another state she may have still been legal. Ever considered finding a lady online?

Haha, that's true. Yes, I have. I am currently on eharmony and match.com. Either I'm too picky or they are too picky or both. I do have to admit, there is something 'strange' about the women here in the bay area. I haven't quite figured it out yet though.
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